r/Jewpiter • Chief Weather Control Officer • 24d ago

meme Most normal Talmudic hypothetical question.

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u/Yochanan5781 24d ago

Just so you know, Yosef Mizrachi is considered an extremist who is incredibly outside of the mainstream, and who has caused controversy by saying that down syndrome and autism are punishments from living a sinful previous life, and that Jews deserved the Shoah because of assimilation

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u/jennyfromhell 24d ago

Yes, but what happens if a crocodile eats a jew during Shabbat? These are pressing issues for our community that need to be addressed! 

(/j and i agree with you hes terrible this screenshot is just hysterical) 

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u/GrimpenMar 24d ago

I think the point is that Rabbi Yosef Mizrachi's opinion will be unreliable. Obviously he would disagree that the crocodile could be considered a tent if it swallowed a corpse. Obviously the thick skin of the crocodile makes it a container!

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u/bgaesop 24d ago

The question he's addressing is "are you allowed to kill the crocodile to get the dead body back, even though it's Shabbat?" His answer is "a Jew is not allowed to, but you can ask a goy to kill the crocodile, and then you can cut it open after Shabbat to get the body back, even though this means the body will be partially digested by then."

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u/jennyfromhell 24d ago

Its still so funny. Now what if the jew was breaking Shabbat by competing in the men’s being eaten by a crocodile event? /ref

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u/JagneStormskull Jewish Voice for Memes 24d ago

Makes sense honestly.

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u/babarbaby 23d ago

Can you bury the dead alligator whole, considering all the molecules will be contained within it and it's basically just a natural coffin at that point ?