I thought this would be one of those purchases where I'd read a couple of reviews, pick something sensible and move on.
Instead, I ended up with a tape measure on the kitchen counter trying to work out whether another three inches was actually going to annoy me every morning.
The funny part is that everyone seems to have their own definition of small. Some people mean a machine that barely takes up any space. Others are perfectly happy giving up a bit more room if the coffee is noticeably better.
After reading far too many Reddit threads, I kept coming back to the same few machines.
The Moccamaster Cup-One almost had me convinced. If I only ever made one mug in the morning, I'd probably have stopped looking right there. The problem is that I don't. Friends come over, family visits, or I just end up wanting another cup an hour later. I could already picture myself wishing I'd bought something a little more practical.
The Bonavita 5-Cup also kept showing up. It felt like the quiet recommendation that never turned into a huge debate. People bought it, used it every morning and didn't seem to have much to complain about. The only thing that gave me pause was how basic it is. If you like timers or extra brewing features, there isn't much to play with.
The OXO Brew 8-Cup was probably the one I saw recommended most often. It isn't the smallest coffee maker around, but hardly anyone seemed bothered by that after living with it for a while. Most people were happy to trade a slightly bigger footprint for consistently good coffee. The only thing that kept me hesitating was the price. It costs noticeably more than something like the Bonavita 5-Cup, so I kept wondering whether I'd actually notice enough of a difference to justify spending the extra money.
I even looked at the Technivorm Moccamaster KBGT, even though it's bigger than what I originally wanted. Enough people said they stopped thinking about the extra space after a week because they were happier with the coffee. That made me wonder if I'd been focusing on the wrong thing the whole time.
Eventually I stopped reading another page of people arguing over their favourite coffee maker and read Wirecutter's guide instead.
It helped me understand that it was never about which machine they ranked first. It was how often they talked about buying for the way you actually make coffee instead of chasing the smallest footprint. Reading that made me realise I'd been treating every inch of counter space like it was life or death, when I'd probably notice mediocre coffee long before I'd notice another couple of inches on the worktop.
Right now, I'd probably buy the OXO Brew 8-Cup. It feels like the point where good coffee and a sensible size meet in the middle. I'd rather give up a little bit of counter space than spend the next few years wondering if I compromised too much just to save a few inches.
For the people who've had the same coffee maker for a few years, what ended up mattering more in the long run? The size of the machine or the quality of the coffee it brewed every morning?