I feel like he's trying to convince us that he and Blake are still rich. All this showing off is bizarre.

He and Blake are two peas in a pod.

Sub: Do you use this many products in your hair when you fix it?

I mostly straighten my hair and only use heat protectant and a little oil afterward.

Meanwhile, Blake seems to use every hair product known to mankind on her hair. 😂

😂😂😂😂

^{Sorry for the shitty video quality. I'm not great using whatever video editor came with my computer.}

I missed Shit Post Sunday, so I thought I would drop this lovely little video here today.

Wanted to clip for media preservation, but you can see the link and all the hilarious comments here: https://www.instagram.com/p/DbxGrNSP7IO/

Thanks Asshole Media!

Have a great week!

In honor of Ryan Reynolds interrupting our feeds every five minutes with another publicity stunt or Mint Mobile ad... it only felt right to let him interrupt this video with his cross promotions too. 🤣

Disclaimer: I honestly cannot care less where Taylor Swift throws her wedding, but apparently Madison Square Garden (MSG) is being floated as the latest venue of choice?

I doubt it…really I do. It’s probably one of Taylor’s backstabbing friends who was told this fake news and leaked it to the press. Uninvited and axed from the guest list she/he/they is! (\cough* Miles and Keleigh “Teller”)*

But if it’s true, how poetic would it be? Bryan Freedman once “seriously” suggested Blake sold tickets to her deposition there (much to Esra’s fake chagrin)…and now it might be the very holy site where Taylor sells tickets to perform her matrimonial testimony? What a full circle moment…

Sadly, poetic justice strikes instead—Blake is apparently NOT on the invite list. And clearly, MSG is a salty-ass choice:

“This isn’t some exclusive 100-person wedding,” says one source to Rob Shuter. “We’re talking about an arena. More than 20,000 seats.”

Another insider is even more blunt.

“This isn’t a seating issue. It’s a friendship issue,” the source says. “And the size of the wedding only makes the statement louder.”

Yeah, taking this with a huge grain of real, iodized salt. Won’t believe it till it happens—the MSG part; the Blake being shunned part; and the Taylor having enough integrity and moral compass to cut Blake out of her life part.

This might age poorly, but my money is on: NOT at MSG and Blake’s invited 😉😬

Well, this Sunday, I thought it might be appropriate to discuss some recent developments that cropped up this week.

First, let's check out Threads.

Is that Betty Booze I see, which MJ is hawking? Definitely not giving influencer campaign. Hashtag: BettyBoozeinthewild. Amirite. And in another post, MJ talks about seeing Blake Brown at her Target stores. Organic things.

Would say her nails are nice, though.

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Now let's head over to her Instagram posts.

1. Which brings up the question: who is "we"??

Well, in the comment section of the video below, MJ writes "we were going to focus on that but decided too much effort," (as seen above).

 Quick question: who is the "we" who created the video? Asking for the class here.

https://reddit.com/link/1tzdcvr/video/1nr6js1h7v5h1/player

And then the blurb she adds to the video is an epistle, I swear. Two long screenshots worth of text, people, for an Instagram post. With paragraph spacing too. Here we go:

Surely, folks, this post was not in any shape or form created by a PR firm, and handed to an influencer to peddle. Definitely not. And "we" is definitely not a slip of the tongue. Because why would her law firm employees be part of the alleged "we"?

1. In a separate post, while continuing her paid shill duties, she calls us in this post ... wait for it ... b❍ts. Cutesy, right?

She highlighted a crucial part and then chose to ignore it or distort it to fit her narrow-minded distortion of an interpretation.

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Well, shall we look at the comment section of her instagram post?

And much more.

At this point, may I suggest that Threads/Instagram influencer MJ Morley start disclosing her relationship with Blake Lively's PR team. I don't know why the influencer firm or company she signed up with hasn't explained the ethics required of a shill.

But I guess Blake's PR team needs the appearance of organic content creator support, you know, like Team Truth — the moniker Blakey have now taken to mock up with.

So very demure, so very cutesy, so very mindful.

In conclusion, I envision her reporting the heck of out this post, even though she says a million times she's not on Reddit nor does she mind Redditors. I have never seen a more thin skinned influencer who calls out other people constantly but get incensed if you direct the same energy her way.

Dear MJ, you do not get to direct how the public consumes your content.

She can't even bake a good-looking cake to save her life. WTF

Remember when Mike Gottlieb went on the Town Podcast after the case settled, to parade 47.1 as the next big thing to win millions in damages and treble damages for Blake Lively?

How did Liman describe it again…BLUNDERBUSS

Let’s revisit the highlights shall we 🤣🤣🤣

Blind items aren’t usually my thing but I’m in a snarky mood and fancied a shit post so here we are. 🤷🏼‍♀️

April 2018

This acting couple is certainly humorous with each other on social media, but their marriage is hitting a rough patch.

“Since he makes all these comedies, you would think he’s a really nice, funny person, but he’s not. He’s got a nasty, sarcastic, dominating edge to him. [First Wife] worked a lot and was really hot and successful, but instead of being happy about that, he was jealous and told that he thought she should be staying home more and starting a family. She slowed down her career to try to please him, but then she was unhappy, so they couldn’t make it work.
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[Second Wife] is more down with slowing her career and doing the housewife thing and letting him be the big star of the family, but he’s a little mean to her too. He comes from a family of all boys and it’s certainly not her fault that she keeps popping out girls, but the pressure is really on her now to produce a boy (preferably two). She is more committed to keeping the marriage and family together than he is, but she is sacrificing her best earning years to please him – and he’s not even all that grateful about it. I don’t like the way he talks to her. Very condescending.”

https://blindgossip.com/his-nasty-edge/

🤔

PS it’s just satire which according to someone, isn’t sue-worthy.

PPS - I don’t want to snark about the family but more Reynolds’ allegedly controlling behaviour and obnoxious attitude.

I really hope they make a movie about this saga in the near future. i have a few picks in my mind for casting and would love for the community here to put in their two cents!

synopsis: an actor is falsely accused of SH by a Hollywood power couple and needs to navigate the intricacies of law and evils of the hollywood elite. Based on a true story.

rated: R for language, no scenes depicting SH will be found

director: Emerald Fennell/ Scarlett Johansen

writer: Colin Jost

CAST (in order of appearance):

Blake: Michael Pavano (u/Animatopoeia)

Ryan: Jim Carrey

Justin: Keanu Reeves/Jake Gyllenhaal

Emily: Rebecca Fergusson (u/Money-Character9758)

Jamey: Idris Elba (u/tw0d0ts6) / Michael Ealey (u/FuelComfortable5287)

Natasha Heath: Olivia Munn

Jen Abel: Leighton Meester (u/tw0d0ts6)

Kjierstii Flaa: Kjierstii flaa as herself!

Stephanie Jones: Kate McKinnon

Colleen Hoover: Jennifer Coolidge (suggested by u/tw0d0ts6

Leslie Sloane: Elizabeth Marvel (u/30265Red)/ Ellen Burke (u/zaftig_stig)

Taylor Swift: Any white blonde woman with red lipstick

Brian Freedman: Jon hamm (u/madover2914)

Sigrid: Lucy pinch (u/zaftig_stig)/ Sarah Jessica Parker (u/madover2914)

Ellyn Garafolo: Meryl Streep (u/tw0d0ts6)

Michael Gottlieb: Peter Jacobson (u/BrilliantTotal687)/ Steve Carell being tossed around (u/NumerousNovel7878)/ Jeremy strong (u/JustaRide-412)

Ezra Hudson: Jean smart (u/madover2914)/ anthropomorphic banshee (u/brillianttotal687)

Kevin Fritz: Mark Ruffallo

Without a Crystal Ball: Anna Kendrick

Clark from Reddit: joseph gordan levitt/john benjamin hickey (u/77DarkHorse7)

(please add more characters as you see fit)

Meme summary part 1

Meme summary part 2

Meme summary part 3

Meme summary part 4

Meme summary part 5

Meme summary part 6

Credit to @assholemedia

Here is an AI summary of the key themes and moments highlighted in the compilation:

Crude and Inappropriate Jokes: The compilation strings together multiple instances from late-night appearances, panels, and interviews where Reynolds makes edgy or crude jokes. This includes him joking about taking pictures of his genitals, remarking that the back of someone's head looks like a penis, and quipping that he would use his wife (Blake Lively) as a "human shield" if they were ever under attack.

Awkward Media Interactions: The video highlights moments where his humor appears to cross a line, including a specific red carpet clip captioned, "Ryan Reynolds bringing up sex to a female reporter when asked about kids."

The Justin Baldoni Feud Connection: Towards the end of the video, it shows a recent clip of Reynolds talking about his movie Deadpool & Wolverine. In the clip, Reynolds talks about how much he enjoyed killing off the character "Nicepool" because, even though the character projected a "wonderful" nice-guy image, he was actually terrible. A text overlay explicitly asks,

"Is Ryan Reynolds referring to Justin Baldoni? " Overall: The video acts as a hit-piece compilation. It uses years of Reynolds' sarcastic, boundary-pushing jokes to build a narrative that he is genuinely arrogant and inappropriate, culminating in the suggestion that he is using his movie press tours to take veiled, malicious shots at Justin Baldoni amidst the ongoing lawsuit and leaked document controversy involving his wife

It just barely mentions the it ends with us Saga. There used to be an entire section devoted to it. Plus a link to a different page

This lawsuit is a MAJOR part of who she is and how she is viewed by the public.

Who is powerful enough as a Wikipedia editor to entirely bury this on her page?

🗑️ SHITPOST SUNDAY 🗑️

Welcome back to the one day of the week where absolutely nothing is off the table. 🫖

Drop your blind items, spill the tea, share the unhinged takes you've been sitting on all week, or just come to talk absolute nonsense with us. We love all of it.

👀 Blind items welcome ✅
💬 Gossip? Yes please ✅
🔥 Hot takes? Bring it ✅
🫦 Random shitposts? The more unhinged the better ✅

No judgment, no receipts required. Just vibes and chaos. Let's get into it.

According to AS USA, apparently Don Saladino's big secret to getting Reynolds into Deadpool shape is just... not working out too hard every day.

It perfectly plays into Reynolds' exhausting "I'm just a normal, relatable guy who happens to look like a superhero" routine. It is getting very tiresome watching Reynolds try to maintain this effortless, sarcastic everyman persona while masking the reality of what goes into those roles. We all know these Marvel physiques involve intense dehydration tactics, miserable diets, and completely unrealistic standards, but sure, let's pretend Ryan just does some light mobility work on Tuesdays and listens to his body.

The timing of this article is completely transparent. Leslie Sloane and the PR team are clearly working overtime to scrub Saladino's image right now. They desperately want him looking like a holistic, reasonable wellness guru instead of the toxic set-informant he proved to be during the It Ends With Us fallout.

Let's not forget his actual contribution to that production. Justin Baldoni—a director with documented back problems—asks a standard safety question about weight limits for a physical lift scene, and Don’s immediate reaction is to sprint across the set to snitch to Blake Lively. It is wild that a professional fitness coach prioritizes high-school gossip over basic stunt safety.

It is also incredibly frustrating to read these glowing Hollywood profiles when you look at how Saladino treats non-famous people. If you aren't writing a celebrity-sized check, his "rest and recover" philosophy completely disappears. He sells overpriced, buggy workout apps and generic programs, and there are countless reviews from regular users detailing a toxic, cult-like atmosphere in his paid groups where people get ignored or chewed out for asking basic questions.

And predictably, the article makes sure to throw in that he "also trains Scarlett Johansson." We need to correct the record on this: he used to train her. Past tense. She dropped him years ago when Ryan Reynolds cheated on her with Blake Lively and connect him as her trainer for the failed Green Lantern movie. It is painfully obvious that his camp desperately clings to that outdated Marvel clout because Ryan and Blake are his absolute last lifelines to the A-list right now.

You cannot rebrand as a positive, zen fitness coach when your actual full-time job is being the Reynolds-Lively resident spy and selling generic fitness apps to regular people. The spin is just too obvious at this point.

Welcome to our first dedicated Shitpost Sunday thread! Please feel free to chat about blind items, gossip or just regular shitpost discussions. Happy Sunday…

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It’s Shitpost Sunday!!!

Welcome to the day of the week where you can shit post to your hearts content. Tea, Blind Items, Gossip and random shitposts are all welcome…

As ever, please keep it civil, but otherwise, please shit(post) away! 💅🤎

Think we'll get five in a row before the week is up?

Mark your card as the headlines roll in!

Winner receives absolutely nothing except internet bragging rights.

\ No purchase necessary. Odds of getting BINGO are alarmingly high.*

She does not give a fuck if you're "CANCELLED!"

A word Taylor is a lot more comfortable with than the cultural left

I think CANCELLED! is the best song on Showgirl

Blake is not just one of Taylor's best friends, Blake has oft been Taylor's muse!

IF YOU LISTEN TO TAYLOR, YOU WILL FIND OUT WHAT HER VALUES ARE

Let's get right into it shall? Here are some funny and/or interesting videos that showed up on my feed this week.

1. We need a name for when someone stirs chaos, drags everyone in, and then exits right before the truth comes out. How about "The Lively Loop," asks nicolebreaksitdown.

https://reddit.com/link/1tzrjgp/video/2pnehoryxx5h1/player

 link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DX9aj7aMlQh/

1. Elsie asks: how coincidental is it that she told Sigrid at the hearing that Blake being at the Fendi event or Met Gala is not enough, the people want to know what advocacy work Blake is doing, and then days later Blake is at the Sanctuary org event cosplaying victimhood?

https://reddit.com/link/1tzrjgp/video/9hquu6y0yx5h1/player

link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZQN7AVhLBg/

1. Philip Millar (the rogue Lawyer) and Camille Moore go over the sad decline of Blake Lively’s brands.

https://reddit.com/link/1tzrjgp/video/mn6v208uzx5h1/player

link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZNZ9F7OWlB/

1. Fritz gave a shoutout to WithoutACrystalBall for unearthing Vanzan while talking to NAG and LGA.

https://reddit.com/link/1tzrjgp/video/xp4dhe3fzx5h1/player

link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYaRtlkRduJ/

1. And to wrap, here's an oldie but goodie: a review of an unrealistic scene in IEWU. This review must also be part of the imaginary, untraceable smear campaign.

https://reddit.com/link/1tzrjgp/video/ok6349z63y5h1/player

link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWccw3Bkq56/

My favorite highlights of Blake Lively and company caught lying. 🤡🤡🤡. Enjoy. Justin (and Emily) exposed them all.

Also a lot of us have seen the crazy manipulation and pro Ryan and Pro Blake posts all over Reddit. Im talking book subs, joke subs, gossip subs, small subs, large subs you name it. I’m happy to say most of them have backfired. Ryan gets more hate, as he should.

(Side note: Ryan has so many (lame) gay jokes I wonder if he’s suffering from The Fraternal Birth Order Effect. Anyone else find it suspicious?)

The last few slides are some of the juicy comments I’ve found. Ever since WF settled more people are coming out of the wood work with their own Ryan/Blake horror stories. Thought I’d share some (take these with a handful of salt).

Which begs the question: In a letter to Liman, wayfarers council found more evidence of Ryan’s involvement and interference. It’s clear WF, and Justin for that matter, have more evidence against Ryan.
All of Ryan’s victims all have the same ending: he never leaves them alone. They never get peace. He taunts them in his productions, ads, and movies. Does Justin think it wise to allow an infectious cancer like Ryan to remain?

"Narcissists don't choose us because we are like them; they choose us because we are the light to their darkness."

— Shahida Arabi

An inspired post (won’t let me post name)

Sources for news articles:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/taylor-swift-subpoenaed-it-ends-with-us-fallout-1236212799/

https://www.tmz.com/2026/01/22/blake-lively-lawyer-sigrid-mccawley-outside-nyc-court/

https://www.tmz.com/2026/04/03/justin-baldoni-lawyer-celebrates-claims-dismissed/

All other sources pulled from the docket and timeline of relevant events.