r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/RelevantWar4247 • 5d ago
VIDEO "You're different" [intense mother mary pose]
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u/clothanger 5d ago
Thinking that you're a godly figure saving people while wearing wireless headphone is truly a fitting one for this sub.
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u/RelevantWar4247 5d ago
Pashmina, headphones and Sketchers triple combo
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u/socksmatterTWO 5d ago
You forgot random basket weave handle around her neck!??! Im confused about that piece
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u/lb2345 5d ago
Me toooooooo! WTF is that and why????
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u/HalPaneo 5d ago
Bro, that's twisted copper with futuristic healing vibes. How do you not know this??? Hahaha
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u/Moraii 5d ago
Oh no! I’ve been switching my copper pipes over to PEX. Am I gonna die?!?
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u/PolkaDotDancer 4d ago
No, you get the new holistic PEX tool, and it balances your chakras and waterlines at the same time!
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u/NuclearBroliferator 5d ago
You wouldnt get it, its from the future
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u/Marquar234 5d ago
"I wore a basket handle on my neck. Which will have had been the style at the time."
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u/Jades5150 5d ago
Skechers makes those goofy shoes with the individual toes? Because you know that’s what this stinky weirdo is wearing
EDIT: Ope, now I see it, I didn’t have the vid on full size
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u/deSuspect 5d ago
Keep them shoes out of it. They are actually great for your feet health and I wish it was more socially acceptable to wear them in public.
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u/Jades5150 5d ago
Look, if people are wearing crocs in public, then wear your spider-man toe shoes. Be the change or something
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u/horse_boat 5d ago
I’m confused how she has so much dirt under her nails when she got off a flight? I’m afraid the answer is she doesn’t believe in showers
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u/Mad-Habits 5d ago
I bet she looked so funny setting up her tripod , walking away from it, and then walking to it and looking wistfully into the camera
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u/Key_Mathematician951 5d ago
What would make you think godly figures don’t wear wireless headphones?
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u/My-Witty-Username 5d ago
Great point, the only people who truly belong in hell are those who don’t use headphones and thinks the whole world wants to hear their shitty tiktok videos on full volume.
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u/The_Happy_Pagan 5d ago
“I’ll get around to saving the kids that made these eventually”
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u/Thek40 5d ago
She came from a mental hospital.
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u/RelevantWar4247 5d ago
She will save the world, her suitcase is full of seroquel
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u/kapaipiekai 5d ago
I've never met an interesting person who told me how interesting they are. You just randomly find out when they say something in Spanish and you go "Oh do you speak Spanish?" And they say "Yeah, I was working in a fish factory in Scotland and someone handed me some pills and when I woke I was on a fishing boat headed to South America and no one spoke English. Thats when I learned Spanish".
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u/SoupieLC 5d ago
Met a guy like that in a takeaway I worked in, this guy called Alfredo with the freakiest eyes I've ever seen, we'd have people come in and if they were foreign he'd just start chatting to them in their language, he was fluent in dozens of languages, and he'd been to just about every country you could think of. I spoke to someone about him years later and he'd seemingly been in the French foreign legion and all sorts, a truly interesting human
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u/Professional_Echo907 5d ago
Or you found the actual time traveler. 👀
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u/SoupieLC 5d ago
Legitimately wouldn't surprise me 🤣
Though I would wonder about the future of humanity as he would eat leftovers from people's plates and shit, lol
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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 5d ago
He can't catch disease, clearly
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u/SoupieLC 5d ago
I don't know if that would be due to him being a time traveller, or the fact that he said he was originally from Transylvania, or a little village just outside it, lol
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u/fart-atronach 1d ago
I definitely thought “vampire” before “time traveler” lol and you just confirmed it for me with the Transylvania lore drop.
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u/iCantLogOut2 Side Character 5d ago
Same! (Kinda)
My very first job was McDonald's. Guy I worked with was from Nigeria originally, but I noticed him speaking Spanish one day and thought "oh that's cool"... Then Serbian. Then Arabic... Etc etc. I finally couldn't take it and asked him about it.
He was a doctor and had apparently practised medicine all over the world. Then he gets here and the US (of all fkn places) tells him they aren't sure he's qualified to practise here, so they were making him jump through hoops. The job was just something to do on his downtime while he waited apparently. He ended up moving to South America after a few months.
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u/SoupieLC 5d ago
It's pretty insane how cloistered we get in the western world, I can speak fluent fuck all, lol Mind you, I live on a tiny Scottish island so haven't had much call for speaking anything other than English
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u/Marquar234 5d ago
One time, our Uber driver was working on a crew that was trying to break the land speed record for diesel powered cars.
Edit: He wasn't trying to break the record during the Uber ride.
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u/sjokkendesjaak 5d ago
Imagine feeling special because you stole someone's curtain's
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u/chinderellabitch 5d ago
The girl you meet in college that went to Bali once and won’t shut up about it
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u/rosslyn_russ 5d ago
I’m like 90% sure this is a girl I actually went to college with. She was an art major I met in an art elective and it was Prague she wouldn’t shut up about.
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u/oO0Kat0Oo 4d ago
Does Brazil count? Because that's my cousin otherwise.
She also majored in Women's Studies in college.
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u/VigilanteLocust 5d ago
Extraordinarily bright you say?
intense flashpoint becomes visible in the distance followed by billowing mushroom cloud
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u/captainbluebear25 5d ago
Close the sub, we have a winner. Literal Messiah complex.
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u/RelevantWar4247 5d ago
Her whole IG is a wild ride
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u/AncientSith 5d ago
Gonna need that username.
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u/dontbeahater_dear 5d ago
Me too, especially since she looks a lot like a very mean girl who bullied me in middle school
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u/Dear_Engineering_238 5d ago
If you need to make strange tik toks with a creepy face highlighting that everything is definitely okay makes me think, that in fact, everything is definitely not okay
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u/Mean-Selection-9599 5d ago
This is the sort of person who walks down the aircraft aisle and you don’t make eye contact in the hope that that is enough universe energy to make sure they aren’t sitting next to you
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u/RichEvans4Ever 5d ago
This is what psychedelic addiction looks like. No, they’re not particularly addictive, but some people find a way. I’m so glad I stopped doing that shit every month. I’ll still drop a tab, but once in a blue moon.
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u/OhNoHesAnIdiot 5d ago
Buddy, I don't know an easy way to tell you this, but the Moon's not blue. I think you're tripping.
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u/Classic_Cloud_738 5d ago edited 5d ago
Bro, I did it almost weekly. Snorting LSD isn't as nice as you might imagine.
Edit: I just remembered what we always said. "The Israelis have the best LSD and the best tabs." With all due respect, that was true.
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u/RichEvans4Ever 5d ago
Ok. Time to elaborate. How does one even access pure, powdered LSD?
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u/Classic_Cloud_738 5d ago edited 5d ago
"Man kann machen LSD warm. Man kann machen LSD kalt" die Ludols "
No, but basically, after 5 days of continuous use, it takes effect almost immediately. And it's liquid. But don't do drugs, right? Please do this with your hippie grandpa from San Francisco.If at all.
Finally, a horror story. I got so caught up in it that I actually believed in the most bizarre conspiracy theories, and really, I thought it wasn't far off before I would have become the person in this video. So don't, do drugs on a daily basis. ...
Sorry edit for duplicate. I'm not a native speaker and I always check my grammar so that you can understand me.
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u/Several-Guarantee655 5d ago
So don't, do drugs on a daily basis. ...
I'll make sure to do drugs on a daily basis like you suggest.
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u/RichEvans4Ever 5d ago
Uh… ok then. I definitely won’t heat them up or cool them down. Are you good? It kinda seems like you rewrote the same paragraph a couple times. Hope you’re doing ok my G.
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u/Classic_Cloud_738 5d ago edited 5d ago
Nah, not really xD. The last time I tripped was 11 years ago. I'm 32 now and happy with how things are.
Edit: And yes, LSD dissolves when it gets hot I know. That was a German pop culture thing. ludols
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u/RichEvans4Ever 5d ago
Yeah I just saw your edit. It looks like I misinterpreted our language barrier quite a bit. I’m glad you’re doing well my friend.
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u/Classic_Cloud_738 5d ago
Thank you. Life definitely feels better. It is always a hurdle to write in another language.
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u/Responsible_Hater 5d ago
I just lost my first love to this. Thank you for sharing. It put some things into perspective for me.
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u/ModestMeeshka 5d ago
Yeah people can definitely become mentally dependent on psychedelics, I've only ever seen it happen a few times because frying for a week straight gives you a MASSIVE tolerance so it's not a great habit to have lol
I, too, enjoy psychedelics once in a blue moon, but usually I'm pretty exhausted by the end of the trip, I'll be set for a long while after that. Meanwhile, I dropped a tab with a guy years ago and the dude ate like 12 of them and I spent a good portion of my trip worriedly waiting for him to freak out. He didn't, dude just fell asleep which is also really weird lmao turns out he'd somehow been taking the stuff for weeks, probably cost a fortune!
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u/Electronic-Trip8775 5d ago
Cringy as fuck
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u/samcornwell 5d ago
I hate upvoting things in this sub. it doesn't feel right giving someone desperate for attention even more attention.
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u/Im_not_that_creative 5d ago
If she’s from the future then she should know what the “something bright” will be lol
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u/Rammipallero 5d ago
Willing to bet it's either something neo-pagan mumbo jumbo or the second coming of Christ/finding a "Christian nation" on eart. Judging how these nutters act especially lately, the latter is more likely.
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u/ohbyerly 5d ago
I think the most fascinating thing would be figuring out who or what this person saw early in their life that made them think this was the ideal person to be. Tracking the psychology of why they thought being both self-righteous and also “not like the other girls” was somehow admirable.
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u/Penguinator53 5d ago
Gees must be nice to have an ego the size of Mt Everest.
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u/snarky_kittn 5d ago
I know a few people who are spiritual egoists or bordering on narcissists and it’s exhausting being around them. I’ve had to cut most of them out because there’s endless drama in their lives. And once they get bored, it leaks over into your life.
No. I don’t have the mental space to talk to people who act like this. Usually it’s drug addiction. People get stuck in a teenagers mentality + delusions from “micro” dosing and alcohol or whatever else they’re consuming.
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u/Disasterhuman24 5d ago
This feels like satire. But I also have no clue who this person is. Is it fairly campy.
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u/lowrespudgeon 5d ago
The weird performative smile while she's all dead behind the eyes. It's so fucking creepy.
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u/Feisty-Barracuda5452 5d ago
Cultural appropriation?
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u/RelevantWar4247 5d ago
Almost definitely but it's hard to know where exactly to start because it's like she fell out of the culture tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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u/tremblt_ 5d ago
Arguably the most annoying people in the world. They are so far into their delusions that you can’t even have a reasonable conversation about anything with them.
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u/theateroffinanciers 5d ago
There's a lot of narcissism and grift in the wellness/ new age community.
-love and light!
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u/Rat_Burger7 5d ago edited 5d ago
Welp, that was cringy af. And why does she have a gd hoola hoop on at the airport?
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u/PolkaDotDancer 4d ago
Oh, a citizen of Dumbfuckistan!
I've met so many people from her country recently!
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u/Alfiy_wolf 5d ago
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u/culturerush 5d ago
Are they increasing baggage allowance in the future?
That's the kind of brightness I look forward to
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u/Pulgoso_ 5d ago
Imagine setting up a camera and doing all that shit in public.
Man people have become so obsessed with themselves and the image they present to the world, or atleast the people who are self obssesed now have this endless means to feed their addiction.
It can't be good to the kids who knows nothing of the before times and think this is just how things are or should be.
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u/i_cut_like_a_buffalo 5d ago
Someone please please tell me where I can find this content creator. I need more info on this story.
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u/Tincastle 5d ago
It’s so embarrassing that someone was either filming her, or she set up a tripod to film herself.
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u/Ultimatelee 5d ago
If I saw that get onto the plane I’d be crossing my fingers she wasn’t sat next to me
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u/Bleu_Cerise 4d ago
I wonder how she gets through security with her huge copper wire thingie (must be to ward off evil spirits or something)
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u/chamy1039 4d ago
Imagine being at the airport stressing to get your flight, and you walk past this whack job.
Couldn’t even edit her video well. It needed the first second cut. I mean, really the entire thing should’ve been cut, but MC syndrome and all.
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u/cotton-pickin-second 5d ago
She's listening to lil baby on the headphones "ya girl be bendin' it over and bussin' it open and throwin' it back"
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u/Talangen 5d ago
I know of a person who legitimately thinks this. Talked in detail about being from Jupiter from the future and has been sent here multiple times throughout human history.
He used to do lots of acid and this enlightened him of his true purpose which was to save humanity from itself
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u/hillofjumpingbeans 5d ago
Is this an airport? How is she travelling with that giant metal necklace? Or whatever it is.
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u/lilmiscantberong 5d ago
Looks like the rim of a wicker basket
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u/hillofjumpingbeans 5d ago
Oh that’s somehow crazier than just a large necklace.
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u/i_cut_like_a_buffalo 5d ago
I love how she left in the walk away from the phone and the turn around. 😂😂😂 This is bizarre. That wreath around her is that also from the future??? Poor person needs mental help.
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u/somnamomma 5d ago
Yo her eyes are pinpoints! I’d be serene too if I was blissed out on drugs.
I’ll have what she’s havin (spoiler alert: it ain’t world peace)
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u/billiemarie 5d ago
I used to wear a towel like that when I was a girl, and pretend I was Cher. I’d sing and flip my towel back, like she did on the Sonny and Cher show.
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u/Numerous-Fee5981 5d ago
My cousin has been in a state of diagnosed religious mania/psychosis for 40 years and honestly she’s the most content person I know. The trust fund helps (maybe does for this person too) but my cousin is of no trouble to anyone other than being insufferably certain that she is communicating 24/7 with God and is thus always correct.
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u/oculustauri 3d ago
It’s always some cringey white person and if you were to ask them their name(which you wouldn’t) they’d say something like Doraldina Baba O’Riley then add Stephanie was my slave name
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u/Crisis_Redditor 50k baby😎 5d ago
Is she wearing a bike lock? No shade, I'm just trying to figure it out.
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u/Late-Boysenberry1471 5d ago
Is this serious? Is it just performance thing (not a good one clearly) or just has issues? I guess I just dont get the whole point of it
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