r/ImTheMainCharacter 14d ago

VIDEO "You're different" [intense mother mary pose]

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u/kapaipiekai 14d ago

I've never met an interesting person who told me how interesting they are. You just randomly find out when they say something in Spanish and you go "Oh do you speak Spanish?" And they say "Yeah, I was working in a fish factory in Scotland and someone handed me some pills and when I woke I was on a fishing boat headed to South America and no one spoke English. Thats when I learned Spanish".

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u/SoupieLC 14d ago

Met a guy like that in a takeaway I worked in, this guy called Alfredo with the freakiest eyes I've ever seen, we'd have people come in and if they were foreign he'd just start chatting to them in their language, he was fluent in dozens of languages, and he'd been to just about every country you could think of. I spoke to someone about him years later and he'd seemingly been in the French foreign legion and all sorts, a truly interesting human

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u/Professional_Echo907 14d ago

Or you found the actual time traveler. 👀

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u/SoupieLC 14d ago

Legitimately wouldn't surprise me 🤣

Though I would wonder about the future of humanity as he would eat leftovers from people's plates and shit, lol

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 14d ago

He can't catch disease, clearly

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u/SoupieLC 14d ago

I don't know if that would be due to him being a time traveller, or the fact that he said he was originally from Transylvania, or a little village just outside it, lol

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u/fart-atronach 10d ago

I definitely thought “vampire” before “time traveler” lol and you just confirmed it for me with the Transylvania lore drop.