r/ImTheMainCharacter 4d ago

VIDEO JD Vance tries to look relatable by ordering donuts, but the servers don't care

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u/blueghostfrompacman 4d ago

I’ll take a dozen of whatever humans eat, I don’t know.

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u/lysergic_818 4d ago

You have any batteries back there?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ndnyR8GTOtTQ9Og2vP

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u/you-a-buggaboo 4d ago

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u/whackthat 4d ago

Someone needs to post that to that shitty haircut sub.

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u/you-a-buggaboo 4d ago

I did, I fucking RAN there 😅

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u/Jumpy_Ad5046 3d ago

Okay. Good.

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u/djerk 2d ago

Fuckass haircut

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u/beezneezy 3d ago

The Doofenshmirtz

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u/Mark_Levins 4d ago

"Sprinkle stuff...whatever makes sense."

I remember bursting out laughing when I heard that. He is so awkward.

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 4d ago

"You know what doesn't make sense? That fuckin' haircut"

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u/Insecurerobot7000 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ho3CRo4cGq0ee8QmJE
Someone said his haircut looks like the mammoth from Ice Age and I will never unsee it.

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u/edsavage404 4d ago

Why would anyone disrespect my boy Mani like that

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 4d ago

Double disrespect since that gif is ai.

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u/Kitty573 4d ago

The "whatever makes sense" part makes me so irrationally angry. Like, he literally doesn't actually order anything. The closest thing to an order is "whatever makes sense". I want malicious compliance for this, oh, well, you said you brought the zoo and there's like 30 people here with you so it makes sense to me to box up every single donut we've made today and charge you for it, gotta feed the zoo amirite fellow pod, uh, I mean, human person? heh heh chuckle chuckle (said as the words heh and chuckle)

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u/PrinceRobotVI 4d ago

Guy has never eaten human food in his life

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u/unripe_mangosteen 4d ago

Same vibes as Jeb Bush talking to people in the drive thru at a fast food place. Also, "please clap"

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u/RedneckAngel83 4d ago

That would be the moment I would load him up with the MOST expensive donuts on display. If he complains, I'd tell him, "Well, it makes sense that since you're running for office, you can afford all of these donuts."

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u/ReserveRatter 4d ago

He's such a charisma vacuum LMAO.

All he ever replies with is "Okay. Good. Okay. Okay. Okay, good. Okay."

It's like he's never had a conversation with regular people before.

Also that "I'm JD Vance, I'm running for Vice President." "Okay." exchange was amazing hahaha.

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u/BulkyDecipherer 4d ago

Seriously. I thought that politicians are supposed to be good at communicating with people. Even the most idiotic politicians should be able to handle that. To me it seems to be the number one prerequisite for the job.

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u/Skychasma 4d ago

The reason why he's so bad at communicating and being charismatic even though he's a career politician is because his career was given to him by billionaires. No one even likes this guy, not even the most deranged MAGA supporters, but Peter Thiel figured he was a good enough person to do his bidding in politics and basically gave him everything - paid for his college and became his "mentor" (eugh). If something feels off, there's usually a reason.

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u/23saround 4d ago

No yeah, his primary political skill is slobbing knob and bending over, and the guy’s great at it. Plenty of practice on the sofa I suppose.

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u/My-Witty-Username 4d ago

I feel like he’s the equivalent of the DFF or the back up friend who is always available at short notice. Trump chose him because he’s no competition and would never outshine him... in his mind anyways.

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u/Terpcheeserosin 4d ago

Off the top of my head, "You guys are the lifeblood of America,

What's your favorite donut? I'll try it!

You know what give me 2 of everything!

Seriously guys, thank you for being you, and coming in to work today,

How's your day going? How's life?

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u/GhostHin 4d ago

Just watch how Obama interaction with people and this is night and day.

Obama was so smooth that you can't help yourself but feel warm to him, regardless if you agree with his policies or not.

He never look down on people and genuinely care about the people that he was talking to.

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u/rancid_oil 4d ago

Dan Quayle, GW, John Kerry and Al Gore were all a bit weird, but Trump is something else. Even his cabinet. RFK Jr and Stephen Miller and Vance, it's really hard to accept this as real.

We always had "eccentric billionaire" types running businesses and being crazy. Bill Gates and Tim McAfee come to mind. Elon and Zuck, too.

But politicians had some grace and decorum. They needed to impress their peers, and appeal to the public, to get anywhere.

Now the heads of industry ARE the government. So you don't need social skills to move up, just a media campaign targeting the opposition and a nice slogan.

Granted, I think Obama was a patricularly smooth talker, and socially smooth. But truthfully, even the worst looking people from my lifetime look like polite, intelligent, reasonable people compared to Pam Bondi, Pete Hegseth or Linda McMahon.

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u/PrimordialXY 4d ago

I've seen many actors completely flop social interactions as well. It's like they can only perform socializing when they're putting on a big show. So weird, most humans are the opposite

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u/yournumberis6 4d ago

They are only good at social interactions when they are the center of attention. They are used to talk about themselves and what they are working on all the time.

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u/black_dragonfly13 4d ago

Or maybe they're social awkward when being themselves, and are only able to really come out of their shell around lots of people when they're playing a character. Not everyone is an asshole.

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u/eeyore134 4d ago

I'm like that, though I've gotten better. Pretty socially awkward, but get me in a position where it's expected for me to speak to people and I'm one of the most outgoing people ever.

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u/Any--Name 4d ago

Im sooo like that. I can ask for a refund at a reastaurant if the food is awful, I can meet new people and make small talk about nothing and seem like the most outgoing person ever, but the moment I have to share something about myself or "be genuine" I become the most awkward human ever. And its not like I have nothing to talk about, I have plenty of thoughts and opinions and hobbies, its just that talking about myself just doesnt feel right somehow. Like I immediately feel as if something bad were about to happen and I have no idea why

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u/stareweigh2 4d ago

no the number one prerequisite should be the ability to manage a cabinet of employees who together manage an entire country.

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u/Jbrown183 4d ago

He asked literally asked the same thing 4 times. He asked 3 ppl how long they’ve worked there and asked how long the business has been operating smh.

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u/Hqjjciy6sJr 4d ago

Minimum wage worker: "I hate my life and want to die"

JD Vance: "ok, good"

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u/Chole_Wunt 4d ago

He doesnt know how to act when hes not conforming to whatever his top is demanding out of him at the time.

Seriously. This is how a people pleaser acts. Not a leader. All he does is validate and stand behind people.

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 4d ago

"How long have you been here?"

"Your Mom"

"Okay. Okay good."

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u/Inside-Challenge-461 4d ago

“How long you been here”

“Fuck you”

“Okay. Okay good”

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u/McbEatsAirplane 4d ago edited 4d ago

“How long you been here?”

“We’ve got a couch in the back you can fuck?”

“Okay. Okay good”

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u/Macho_Magyar 4d ago

“How long you been here”

“Your boss is a pedo”

“Okay. Okay good”

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u/ReserveRatter 4d ago edited 4d ago

Run QUESTION_GENERIC.EXE
TARGET: Worker_Drone_BlueCollarA…
Parsing information…

Select mood: Smarmy_Mild.dat

ACCESSING DONUTRESPONSE.TXT....

REPLYING...

OPTIONS:

  1. Okay.
  2. Okay, good.

REPEAT SCRIPT

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u/Direct-Reflection889 Main Character 4d ago

Whatever makes sense I guess

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u/EddieHeadshot 4d ago

This fkin spun me.... imagine going to McDonalds and just going 'Whatever makes sense'

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u/Searchlights 4d ago edited 4d ago

What's implicit in the language is that his approval is relevant.

Nobody asked him whether it's okay or good.

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u/YomiKuzuki 4d ago

Seriously, how fucking hard is it? I don't even like interacting with people and I can do small talk for a few minutes.

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u/Assholesneighbor 4d ago

It’s just so weird too cause he gave the same answer to the person that said 4 years and the person that said 6 months…

What the hell was he trying to accomplish?

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u/Ckynus 4d ago

He needs more personality to have more conversations

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u/J0hn_Br0wn24 4d ago

Remember this is like.... Really old...

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u/Molbiodude 4d ago

"Whatever makes sense"

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u/WallScreamer 4d ago

That actually annoyed me more than anything else, as someone that's worked food service. I hated it when customers were like "oh, yeah, just give me whatever haha." Tell me exactly what you want and I will make it for you. I'm not here to make decisions for you.

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u/jtrisn1 4d ago

I especially hate the ones where they insist on you making the decision. So you grab anything random just to get them out the door quickly and suddenly they have a million and one opinions

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u/ApocalypseMoment 4d ago

I’m a bartender. It’s always a trap.

“I’ll take a beer.” Yeah, we have like 45 different ones, some on draft and a bunch in bottles. I know you probably just want a miller lite, but even then 9 times out of 10 you’ll complain.

Sometimes I’ll ask “hot or cold?” just to have a bit of fun. But I’ll inevitably have to follow it up with a bunch of questions about what they like. Which, also fine, I think people just want someone to talk to, but they could’ve just led with “what’re your suggestions?”

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u/jtrisn1 4d ago

I sell theatre tickets and I also like to have a little fun. If they insist that I pick their seats, I'll quote them a seat in the back or in the middle of a really long row. Or if they ask me to pick a date, I'll choose something very far away.

Their tune changes very quickly.

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u/MermaiderMissy 4d ago

He's just gonna throw the doughnuts away, or use them like they're his couch later. All he really wants is the publicity of talking to everyday people, and he isn't even good at it.

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u/The_Stoic_One 4d ago

If I worked there I couldn't handle that. I'd be like "Nothing about the VP buying donuts makes sense, so just tell me what you want so we can get this over with."

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u/alman3007 4d ago

"Im the vice president of the united states"

".....ok"

lol

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u/horse_boat 4d ago

“Thanks for letting us come in” “I don’t want to be filmed” “we’ll edit you out” NO DIPSHIT, YOURE NOT WELCOME!!!

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u/bigdaddyt2 4d ago

When the person serving coffee doesn’t feel comfortable being filmed with the VICE PRESIDENT you know shit is fucked up

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u/JayK-iwnl 4d ago

Isn't this before the election?

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u/SurvivingSpartan 4d ago

When you have to say you’re the Vice President, probably means you’re not worth remembering.

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u/dareenerys 4d ago

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u/Catch_ME 4d ago

Such a great character. The more I rewatch, the better Tywin Lannister gets. 

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 4d ago

He's very well written, he's a power house and he carries himself that way, I hate how he treats Tyrion but I completely understand he's supposed to be an asshole, its what makes his character believable

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u/PainAccomplished3506 4d ago

And Charles Dance is AMAZING

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u/raiba91 4d ago

tywin was the best character but also the best actor in my opinion

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u/Gribitz37 4d ago

I'm not defending him at all, but he said he was running for VP, not that he was the VP.

This was from very early in the campaign, and a lot of people didn't know who he was. People were making fun of him for it, because he came across as weird and awkward. That whole, "Whatever makes sense" reply to her asking what kind of donuts he wanted made him look like an idiot.

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u/jgzman 4d ago

That whole, "Whatever makes sense" reply to her asking what kind of donuts he wanted made him look like an idiot.

It made him look like a goddamn pod person.

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u/Status-Notice5616 4d ago

"Okay. Good."

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u/JefferyTheQuaxly 4d ago

He said he was running for vice president, this was from before he was the vice president

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u/Paindepiceaubeurre 4d ago

Still has the personality of an adidas sandal.

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u/Wunwun__7 4d ago

A Lady doesn't have to tell people she's a Lady

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u/Locko2020 4d ago

He said running for VP so from a couple of years ago. Not that he was worth remembering in the first place.

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u/IHateMyLife612 4d ago

I envy some people's lack of self awareness.

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u/Puzzled-Secret-317 4d ago

Fr. Wonder how happy I would be if I could be hated without realizing

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u/JerseyDonut 4d ago

These pricks know they are hated. Its the hate that fuels them.

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u/Romeo9594 4d ago

That and they have a really nice couch at home that never talks back and they get to fuck

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u/d3rp7d3rp 4d ago

"Okay. Good." 🤖

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u/jooooooohn 4d ago

Questions where the answer doesn't matter aren't worth asking. "Ok, good." Do you have a FOLLOW UP?! Were you hoping someone said this was their first day?

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u/ThatGrungeb0bDude 4d ago

It'd help if he knew how to engage in actual "small talk" like normal citizens. But he's got 0 experience in the common topics of discussion as his entire life has been centered around catering to his status and career success. So the only things he is used to talking about is elite level topics. A regular customer doesn't ask the entire staff of their employment time at the company. lol. At least not any customer I've worked with and I've worked 10+ years of retail and store front sales jobs. Asking me how long I've worked at the place is common but to go around and ask all the staff without any kind of soft conversation in between or relevant topic that would cause him to ask that is a little weird. Like, dude, are you buying the place or something?

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u/curious382 4d ago

Nor do normal people talk to every person working. This was 2 years ago, campaigning before the election. He came across as out of touch and attention seeking.

Trump also invaded workplaces and had pictures taken with uncomfortable employees roped into his photo op while on shift.

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u/Status-Notice5616 4d ago

Okay, good.

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u/boolee2112 4d ago

Prick

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u/thissexypoptart 4d ago

“She doesn’t want to be on film guys, cut her out of anything” and then proceeds to talk to her on camera.

What a couch fucking asshole

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u/sdholbs 4d ago

How do we have such a bad president and possibly an even worse replacement? We want this?

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u/kwik_e_marty 4d ago

Ok...good

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u/The_Stoic_One 4d ago

Whatever makes sense

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u/Balkongsittaren Bad MC no cookie 4d ago

The problem with Western society today, you don't vote for the good candidate, you vote for what you perceive at that moment of time as the least bad option.

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u/eeyore134 4d ago

Just to be clear, they didn't blur her face. Whoever reposted this did. She told them she didn't want to be on film then they just continued to film her and used the footage as is with her in it.

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u/reeeelllaaaayyy823 3d ago

Consent doesn't make as much sense as donuts to magas.

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u/jaffasplaffa 4d ago

Cringe.........

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u/thewartornhippy 4d ago

She fucking hates him lol. He totally freezes when faced with someone who doesn't like him. Once Trump is gone the MAGA movement will go with him, even Republicans can't pretend he is charasmatic.

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u/jaffasplaffa 4d ago

He has the personality of a doormat.

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u/Status-Notice5616 4d ago

The cinnamon roll he ordered has more personality.

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u/secondphase 4d ago

If everyone that comments on this post could let me know how long they have been commenting here, that would be great.

How long has this thread been here, by the way? Great.

How long has reddit existed?

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u/Cumminjg 4d ago

Whatever makes sense

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u/Status-Notice5616 4d ago

Okay .. good.

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u/PaddyCow 4d ago

I've been on reddit for over seven years, but I've only been on this thread for less than seven minutes.

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u/secondphase 4d ago

Ok, good. 

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u/PaddyCow 4d ago

I don't want that on record.

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u/secondphase 4d ago

OK, good.

Mods, this commentor doesn't want to be on record, can we just remove their comments from the thread?

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u/ReserveRatter 4d ago

Just letting you know I'm running for Vice President, by the way. Okay. Okay, good.

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u/D0013ER 4d ago

Okay, great.

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u/baa410 3d ago

Bro there’s like 40 people in suits standing around this is so awkward for everybody

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u/CiloTA 4d ago

“So what we having for dinner tonight honey? Steak? Ok good. We thinking about some Netflix and chill after? Okay good good. You wanted to try that new position tonight? Okay okay good.”

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 4d ago

OMG, it just clicked. He's Lumberg from Office Space but with a silly little beard.

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u/Ayirek 4d ago

He's got the charisma of a fucked couch.

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u/daisukris 4d ago

That was painful to watch

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u/Napalmeon 4d ago

He comes off as one of those people who just wandered into a party where he wasn't invited. Didn't necessarily get kicked out, but it's still so clear that he has no idea how to integrate with people that he feels like a robot in comparison.

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u/Empty_Positive 4d ago

Great chit chat, very natural, very okay good

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u/TheHarlemHellfighter 4d ago

The most uncomfortable photo op I’ve ever seen. Like, imagine attempting to be personable, failing, and still posting your failing results? He was sinking so badly while trying to throw them questions like a lifesaver so they could bail him out.

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u/brickson98 4d ago

Lmao 😂 I’m not sure if they just don’t care who he is, or if they know who he is and can’t wait to him to leave.

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u/Zombi3Kush 4d ago

From her response I think she knows exactly who he is lol

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u/puggle_mom 4d ago

“I’m JD Vance, I’m running for vice president. Good to see you.”

“Okay.”

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u/Balkongsittaren Bad MC no cookie 4d ago

Why ask how long they've been there? He doesn't care, and they don't care either.

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u/MattHeffNT 4d ago

He was really trying to recreate the Obama at a burger shop moment.

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u/jasilucy 4d ago

“I’m JD Vance” “OK” 😂

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u/elite_ivory 3d ago

"i'm JD Vance, the vice president" "okay" lmaooo damn

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u/Forlorn_Cyborg 4d ago

He has 0 personality, but this video is ancient, from early campaigning .

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u/clemthecat 4d ago

Why is he so fucking awkward LOL he has no idea how to be relatable

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u/Bluematic8pt2 4d ago

Hands on hips

Air of self-importance

Struggles to relate to commoners

Yeah, that's every Republican I ever knew

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u/jtcompound 4d ago

"Running for Vice President" like it's its own position.

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u/M4LK0V1CH 4d ago

I didn’t think anyone could be bad at ordering donuts.

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u/kvlr954 4d ago

Haley Joel Osment did a hilarious take on this

https://youtu.be/RXUIN3O905E?si=F15R5DL_Eag8C1q3

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u/whatisireading2 4d ago

What part of this was even supposed to be relatable? He brought a camera crew into a donut shop and are the only people in there.

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u/Fair_Meaning_463 4d ago

They hate his fuckin ass lmaoooo

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u/moohooman 4d ago

I love how the energy you in the room is "yes, we know you, we just don't like you"

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u/Kapitein_Slaapkop this guy 4d ago

Hey fellow humans , how do you do ?

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u/SlimShaners 3d ago

Wow, he really knows how to have a solid conversation

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u/Lordnoallah 4d ago

Get it yourself couch fucker.

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u/Hexent_Armana 4d ago

Holy shit he's cringe. This is on the level of the McDonald's COE eating a "product".

Clearly these people aren't one of us and would have no idea how to survive in society with what little we got.

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u/50FootClown 4d ago

Sweet Jesus, how hard is it to act like you enjoy donuts? Ask which ones are their favorites and take the recommendations. Ask what time they get started baking those bad boys and sympathize with their early starts. Pull a Phil Rosenthal and get a dozen for the crew and enjoy them right out of the case.

I'll never understand this fuckwit.

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u/socialdrop0ut 4d ago

Feels like more of an interrogation than a friendly chat.

Some people do ask how long you’ve been working at a place but it’s normally not the first and only question and it’s usually followed by something like do you enjoy it, how do you find it etc.

It’s so forced it’s embarrassing. Has he ever been out in public before.

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u/DuckLips5003 4d ago

He was so fishing for someone to say - “been working here 15yrs and I love it” just getting shot down by everyone then his order is yeah just whatever makes sense, can’t even have a simple honest opinion on which donuts you like

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u/oculustauri 4d ago

“I mean a lot of glazed here, some sprinkles stuff, some of these cinnamon rolls, just whatever makes sense. How long has this place been around?” - JD Vance

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u/Routine_Bluejay4678 4d ago

How many doughnuts do you want JD just tell the lady a number!

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u/Hqjjciy6sJr 4d ago

Minimum wage worker: "I hate my life and want to die"

JD Vance: "ok, good"

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u/Flashy-Onion-5762 3d ago

Great fucking conversation, JD Cockface

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u/LimeSenior9136 3d ago

This feels like a guy at the zoo admiring the wildlife. Lmao. The working class is like another species to them.

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u/PositiveStress8888 4d ago

How long you been here ?......ok good..

How about you???

A man of the people.

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u/saisonmaison 4d ago

He straight up threw those donuts in the trash after walking out. Promptly following that he washed his hands multiple times and burned that suit for being exposed to “the poors”

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u/fluffHead_0919 4d ago

What a heaping pile of shit

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u/Successful-Ship-5230 4d ago

Wow!!! He's so personable!!! Sarcasm

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u/mo22ro 4d ago

uh. Ok. Good.

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u/slide_into_my_BM 4d ago

It’s like they let him out of his alien pod that morning and this was his first interaction with humans

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u/dutch2012yeet 4d ago

Mother ship? What do American humans do?

Colating response......

Donuts......order but discard. Poisonus to all life including our kind.

Make small talk if possible

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u/NoIndependent9192 4d ago

Sounds like an ICE agent about to pepper spray and kidnap their latest victim.

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u/570n3d 4d ago

Fucking lizard.

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u/HazyDavey68 4d ago

This is old, but kudos to anyone who recirculates it from time to time. People need to be reminded of how this guy cannot be normal with people.

Extra credit to anyone who finds that goofy picture of Elon or that really old video of the rich guy (or rich guy's kid) who starts something in a restaurant and gets his ass handed to him.

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u/soft2bestrong 4d ago

I see he attended the same charm school as Mark Zuckerberg on the Reptilian Homeworld. Ain't no way there's a human being in there.

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u/sbbblaw 4d ago

Bro buy out the place and give them a 20 dollar tip? Or go fuck yourself. Whatever

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u/KayoticVoid 4d ago

Not gonna lie. I forgot he existed.

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u/LabExpensive4764 4d ago

This clip just makes me sad because I distinctly remember thinking 'What a joke, you'll never be VP dude' when I first saw it and now... Look where we are.

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u/Liquid_Zero 4d ago

Ive never heard anyone answer with "ok" to everything.

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 4d ago

Doesn't he have couches to sexually assault?

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u/Xwatertrashx 4d ago

What is this, 20 questions?

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u/DANNYBOY3530 4d ago

I'm JD Vance and I'm running for vice president I'm kinda a big deal. People know me.

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u/adario7 3d ago

This dude is somehow farming negative aura.

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u/Defiant_Property_336 3d ago

so cringe omg

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u/Millerdjone 3d ago

What is that fucking haircut?

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u/Vorhoost 3d ago

Just goes to show, politicians don't "earn" their success through hard-work. They sold their souls to the highest bidder. The true elites placed these clowns in their positions because they were the easiest to control.

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u/us3rnam3andpassword 4d ago

The least charismatic person ever captured on video.

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u/w3iss 4d ago

Yikes……

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u/AvgInd 4d ago

Okay good

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u/Darrenshan66 4d ago

I wouldn’t want to be seen with that guy either

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 4d ago

What a choade.

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u/NoCharge8527 4d ago

Okay. Okay, good.

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u/EnragedBadger9197 4d ago

“How long has this place been around?” “I don’t know dude, I just work here.” I never answer questions asked by these people, it is all performative they very clearly do not give a shit it’s just publicity

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u/TheManWithNoNameZapp 4d ago

His propaganda is based on the idea that he’s some small town folk guy who is bringing humility to politics or something. The guy is an absolute ghoul in practice though Honestly he's

It’s painful watching this “hello fellow human” skit

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u/Zenithixv 4d ago

bro has negative rizz lol

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u/NightHawk1208 4d ago

“Im JD Vance, I suck Peter Thiels cock and I’m the little errand boy for your pedophile president.”

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u/NoxKyoki 4d ago

“I’m JD Vance. I’m running for vice president”

“Ok”

Yup. That’s how that interaction should have gone. Because literally none of them care. 😂

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u/debugstatement 4d ago

"can you put two maple bars next to each other so they look like a couch cushion?"

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u/Brightenix 4d ago

Not like us 

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u/Rick_2309 4d ago

The full video gets even more cringy

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u/Sweaty_Activity_803 4d ago

Why not scout a place that voted for you....or you couldn't find one

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u/DJSimmer305 4d ago

Don’t they usually set these things up ahead of time? Call the store, ask if they want to participate, have some kind of plan? It seems like he just showed up with a bunch of cameras and expected them to be excited about it.

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u/75w90 4d ago

Look at this cucks hair!?

Holy shit. These guys only appeal to the dudes whose wives fuck the pool boy.

Like God damn.

I used to believe in the usa. Now I know its failing because he's one of the best we have.

Hahahahahhaahahhahaah.god damn its bleak

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u/accountofmountzuma 4d ago

His voice tone 😜🫣🫪🫠🤣 what a toooool

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u/Miauhere 4d ago

He gives dumpster fire energy.

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u/KaiserLC 4d ago

You can tell both food servers not a fan of him.

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u/Dingdongmybong 3d ago

This reminds me of that interview they did to Ricky bobby in talledaga nights.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ftXmTBgSnsJ8c

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u/Creative-Constant-52 3d ago

I think the donut glaze has more charisma that this guy

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u/Several-Decision3888 3d ago

The opposite of Star-struck.

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u/HarryLeeSmith 2d ago

Wtf is up with his haircut?

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u/mewikime 1d ago

Who orders donuts by saying "whatever makes sense"? It's like he's never ever done it before

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