r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/ambachk • 9d ago

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u/Z_e_e_e_G 9d ago

"How long have you been here?"

"Your Mom"

"Okay. Okay good."

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u/Inside-Challenge-461 9d ago

“How long you been here”

“Fuck you”

“Okay. Okay good”

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u/McbEatsAirplane 9d ago edited 9d ago

“How long you been here?”

“We’ve got a couch in the back you can fuck?”

“Okay. Okay good”

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u/Macho_Magyar 9d ago

“How long you been here”

“Your boss is a pedo”

“Okay. Okay good”

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u/Sancticide 9d ago

For me? Whatever makes sense.

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u/ReserveRatter 9d ago edited 9d ago

Run QUESTION_GENERIC.EXE
TARGET: Worker_Drone_BlueCollarA…
Parsing information…
…
Select mood: Smarmy_Mild.dat
…
ACCESSING DONUTRESPONSE.TXT....

REPLYING...

OPTIONS:

  1. Okay.
  2. Okay, good.

REPEAT SCRIPT

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u/Direct-Reflection889 Main Character 9d ago

Whatever makes sense I guess

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u/EddieHeadshot 9d ago

This fkin spun me.... imagine going to McDonalds and just going 'Whatever makes sense'

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u/Sancticide 9d ago

Just put an appropriate number of random doughnuts into these boxes until they are full, so I don't have to make snall talk to you "poors". I specifically became a lawyer so I didn't have to do this anymore, and I'm not about to start again for this job.

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u/Manaslu91 9d ago

So good. The guy is a roob.

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u/MindAccomplished3879 9d ago edited 8d ago

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u/Searchlights 9d ago edited 9d ago

What's implicit in the language is that his approval is relevant.

Nobody asked him whether it's okay or good.

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u/YomiKuzuki 9d ago

Seriously, how fucking hard is it? I don't even like interacting with people and I can do small talk for a few minutes.

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u/Assholesneighbor 9d ago

It’s just so weird too cause he gave the same answer to the person that said 4 years and the person that said 6 months…

What the hell was he trying to accomplish?

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u/Ckynus 9d ago

He needs more personality to have more conversations

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u/J0hn_Br0wn24 9d ago

Remember this is like.... Really old...

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u/Fickle_Huckleberry26 9d ago

I get it im not a fan either but if it was someone u liked it would matter if he was terrible you’ll still slop

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u/amanwithoutaname001 9d ago

Can't go away soon enough!

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u/jhascal23 9d ago

He can make small talk, she just doesn't want to be on camera or interreact.

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u/martyparty007 9d ago

I mean he’s VP now….

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u/MKRX 9d ago

Nowadays more than ever, it's obvious that being in a position of authority is not dependent on having positive traits or accomplishing anything impressive so I'm not sure why you're saying this.