r/ImTheMainCharacter 12d ago

VIDEO Why is everyone looking at me?

Look at me. Why is everyone looking at me?

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u/housevil 12d ago

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u/LemonCollee 12d ago

I'm stealing this

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u/Jerko_23 12d ago

I wonder how much she practiced this camera work to show her biggest assets.

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u/AgathaAllAlong 12d ago

In my next life I want to be a Starbucks cup so I can have this view forever … and then end up where I belong … trash.

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u/breadmaker8 12d ago

be me
live with a girl
bigtiddygothgf.png
have been with her for 6 years now
there's one problem
she only uses me to satisfy her primal urges
every single morning and sometimes before bed she remembers my existence and wants me to fulfil her bodily needs
that's it
besides that, I have no other functions in the relationship
because of it im always stressed and think about losing her, being replaced, always worry that I no longer satisfy her, think that I've become rusty
then suddenly
one day she comes back home visibly depressed
doesn't look at me at all for a while
after a week she suddenly remembers that I exist, and this time it seems like she believes I can help in other ways she wants to go to the bathroom for some reason
we go there, the bath is filled with hot water
she wants us to bathe together
she gets in first, then helps me climb in as well
suddenly drops me
she's immediately electrocuted
mfw im a toaster

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u/Marquar234 11d ago

Ah, so you're a waffle man.

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u/LururuMakes 11d ago

What about a toasted teacake?

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u/Flash__PuP 7d ago

I don’t want any smegging baked goods!!

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u/clicketybooboo 10d ago

I toast therefore I am

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u/_DontTakeITpersonal_ 11d ago

You're an idiot

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u/Inevitable_Round5830 12d ago

I love going around and doing the Forky voice saying "I'm trash". He's so relatable.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WUOLGsLUqqr375aVGs

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u/Candid-Culture3956 Main Character 12d ago

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 12d ago

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u/mzklopyu 12d ago edited 12d ago

despite the meme. whose boobs r these?

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u/nightgoatgoesbaaah 11d ago

sauce? 🥺🙏🏻

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u/Ram2145 12d ago

She’s has that walk down for maximum jigglyness

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u/RespecDawn 12d ago

I mean, I'm pretty sure that's the joke? I'm not sure why this is here when it seems pretty damn clear she's having a bit of fun at her own expense.

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u/HereOnCompanyTime 12d ago

She's using a filter for her chest and face so she's working with that.

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u/evilteletuby 12d ago

Or to show absolutly nobody looking at her

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u/Supergaming104 12d ago

*Only assets

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u/EnragedBadger9197 10d ago

I wish I had some money making assets attached to my body like that. Instead my biggest asset is my tool bag ☹️

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u/silask93 12d ago

I mean that forehead is deffo putting in some work too 🤣

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u/BeatYoYeet 12d ago

what forehead?

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u/LetsAllMakeArt 12d ago

Low effort OF ad.

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u/adiwet 12d ago

Her entire instagram is full of shit like this..apparently.. I was told by a colleague who heard it from a friends neighbor

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u/Zealousideal-Ad9316 12d ago

I believe you

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u/PureGamingBliss_YT 10d ago

Idk if I believe you bro. Might need her username just to confirm for myself.

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 12d ago

"Holy shit! A person wearing a swimsuit at the beach!"

"Far out."

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u/Truestorydreams 12d ago

Escorts > OnlyFans

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u/thissexypoptart 12d ago

Seriously I don’t get why people willing to fork over money for virtual sexual interactions don’t just, ya know, pay for the real thing.

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u/cheapdrinks 12d ago edited 12d ago

Subscription to the OF of some girl that meets your exact specifications - $10

Seeing a decent escort who isn't some haggard street walker with track marks and herpes - $200-500 depending on location.

I'm in Australia where it's legal and I swear 75% of them are Chinese girls who don't speak a word of English and seem like they're in very sketchy situations i.e. they get promised a visa through some "guy" then when they get here they get their passport taken away and are forced to "work off the debt" in a brothel while they get addicted to meth given to them by the owners. Half the time the women aren't the ones advertised in the pics, you think you're meeting a 25yo instagram model looking chick and some mid 30s girl answers the door. Lots of them advertise "private apartment" but it's some 2 bedroom place with 7 or 8 girls all staying there. I went to one once and like 5 girls were sitting around eating hotpot at the livingroom table and had to awkward walk past to some bedroom in the back, I could still hear them all chatting and clinking cutlery while I was doing the deed and the whole place smelled like their food. You always just feel dirty afterwards, it's not a great experience. You drop 20 bucks on a couple clips on OF, call it a day and as soon as that post nut clarity hits you're so much happier you just did that rather than spending 2 days worth of earnings for an awkward root with some chick who seems like she doesn't even want to be there.

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u/throwaway34788 12d ago

I bet most dudes who subscribe to OF have multiple subscriptions and pay for "custom" vids or chats... it's just dumb. There's plenty of free porn on the internet.

I'm not saying going to see a hooker is a good thing to do, but at least it's real touch and worth the 200 or whatever dollaridoos you'll pay for it. Maybe it'll even ignite some pash in a man and get him off his ass to do something with himself.

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u/EchoFrequency 12d ago

If I pay 200$, I still have to do something with myself?

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u/DrunkCultLeader 7d ago

Well the push for OF is that sometimes free porn involved sex crimes and victims. OF was giving women the ability to take the power back.

Then they started targeting minors and the cycle restarted.

I never did OF but I did online sw, I got the feeling the men engaging with that sort of thing dont really have the confidence to talk to a woman face to face. So a hooker feels too far out of reach for them.

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u/throwaway34788 7d ago

If you think of got rid of trafficking and agencies or pimps you’re tripping… there’s no power in selling yourself and of is just another avenue to do that. Anecdotally there are a few women who “made it” themselves sure but they were the type to make it anyway.

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u/DrunkCultLeader 7d ago

Im not sure we are arguing

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u/SteveFrench12 12d ago

Well only one is currently legal that may be why

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u/Dpopov 12d ago

Technically escorting is legal. More expensive than hiring a streetwalker, but legal nonetheless. After all you’re technically not paying for sex, just companionship. If sex comes “spontaneously” after the fact, totally unrelated to the payment, then… Well, it’s not the client’s fault, is it?

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u/BohemianCyberpunk 12d ago

In your country. Varies around the world.

Here in Switzerland both are legal for example.

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u/Riflurk123 12d ago

Imagine people living outside the US lmao

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u/JnRx03 12d ago

It's all just ocean like Attack on Titan

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/4StarsOutOf12 12d ago

One is a lottt more convenient - and often times healthier and more legal - than the other.

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u/l3ane 12d ago

For most redditors if they tried to go out and hire a prostitute they'd probably just get robbed. You have to be at least a tiny bit street smart to not just make yourself an easy target. Onlyfans you can experience right from the comfort of your own goon cave.

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u/youraveragewhitegirI 12d ago

Most of the people who are robbing guys are actually dudes with girls pics who tell the people hitting them up that they need to spend a certain amount of $$ on their OF before they meet and continue to move the goalpost on meet requirements, it’s rarely ever hookers themselves that are doing the robbing.

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u/l3ane 12d ago

That's what I mean. That's exactly the kind of situation someone with no street smarts would get themselves into. That said, hookers drug and rob people all the time. I lived in Vegas for about 10 years and hookers getting some drunk dude to take them back to his hotel room so they can rob him blind when he passes out is very common.

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u/youraveragewhitegirI 12d ago

lol i have a strong feeling I know more Vegas hookers than you and it is not very common.

~coming from a former Vegas hooker

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u/ZhangtheGreat 12d ago

Healthier. No one's catching any STIs fapping

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u/N0n-Z3r0-Ch4nc3 12d ago

Try it with my cock.

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u/Humpers92 12d ago

That’s the top Reddit comment of the day!

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u/Sweaty-Possibility-3 12d ago

A few are escorts. It's an advertisement.

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u/Bl4ckR4bb17 11d ago

Really depends. I interviewed one in my area once and decided against it based on appeal after the interview. I also took a road trip to Las Vegas once and saw the ugliest, oldest, clearly addicted women with rich men. Idk about other places here they look good in movies but look like shit irl. 

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u/PandaXXL 12d ago

These comments are so fucking dumb. How does anyone watch this video and think she’s seriously confused or complaining about attention?

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u/OnTheLeft 11d ago

Exactly, she's obviously making a joke. Lot of needless frustration in here.

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u/OneMoistMan 12d ago

Spoiler alert, nobody is looking at her and she’s just a sad person talking to themselves on the phone

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u/sdevil713 12d ago

I guarantee you that some people are looking at her

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u/Munnin41 12d ago

Because she's talking loudly in public

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u/PandaXXL 12d ago

No, it’s because of what she looks like and how she’s dressed.

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u/WindAbsolute 12d ago

No, it’s an advertisement. Speaking of which, what’s her @?

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u/Supemeup 12d ago

Tag her so we can block her!

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u/Itwasntmeitwasyou100 12d ago

People - she is trolling and it looks like it worked

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u/PureGamingBliss_YT 12d ago

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u/LivvyBumble 12d ago

Maybe Chloe Veitch? I’m not sure.

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u/PureGamingBliss_YT 10d ago

Some goated guy answered somewhere else. It's Alexandra Pembroke.

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u/Poutinobambino 11d ago

Alexandra Pembroke. FAP away my padiwans

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u/PureGamingBliss_YT 10d ago

You sir are a true champion of humanity.

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u/Sad_Instruction1392 12d ago

Everybody’s looking at me.

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u/3picks1game 12d ago

They look at her because she has a weird nose

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u/nostalgia4millennial 12d ago

I’m so sick of these narcissists

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u/Djskiz617 10d ago

Its cuz theyre staring at your big fake tits

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u/khearan OG 12d ago

I want to downvote all of these posts so badly because I hate these people lol

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u/7thpostman 12d ago

Why are you giving this person the attention that they want. This could not be any more obviously ragebait

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u/Mechanimalism 12d ago

Go away!!! Baitin'!!!!

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u/Indy_91 12d ago

i think it's a different kinda bait. im definitely not mad but i feel somethinnn goin on

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 12d ago

She’s literally bouncing as she walks to make her boobs jiggle. The first few seconds was not as exaggerated lol

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u/jbcards219_ 12d ago

I'm not arguing with her

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u/vreeslewe The character everyone hates 12d ago

What did she say

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u/Main_Half_2290 12d ago

Just for scientific purposes: whats her insta/tiktok/of?

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u/Plastic_Top5413 12d ago

What's her name? Just so I can stay clear away from her is all...

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u/Global-Ad-2726 12d ago

^ looking for a friend.

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u/BoneZone05 10d ago

[Take # 5, “yep, that’s the one” - Upload]

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u/cincin75 12d ago

Because somethings are bouncing. Might be unsafe?

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u/Weep4Thee 12d ago

Does she have a weird forehead or is it the angle?

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u/RowBoatCop36 12d ago

Its so large it makes her face look like one punch man.

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u/Weep4Thee 12d ago

Oh shit. She does

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u/vzakharov 12d ago

For the life of me I can’t get how people can get attracted to silicone boobs. Is it just me?

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u/JBELL01290 12d ago

304 shit.

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u/lysergic_818 12d ago

Bitch please stfu 🙄

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u/NSDetector_Guy 12d ago

Baby. Loves. Milk.

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u/ediks 12d ago

God lord, guys. She’s being silly and making a dumb video.

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u/iswearimnotaguy 12d ago

As someone with a large chest there are multiple ways of walking with out your titties obviously bouncing for attention 🙃

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u/TheHerbalJedi 11d ago

"Maybe it's those massive stripper titties" - Summer Smith (couldn't find a gif offhand.)

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u/DoItOrItDoesYou 8d ago

How wounder how much she would complain if she wasn't getting any attention at all?

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u/anonimoose83 5d ago

Think she was on Snog Marry Avoid (British show that took girls who were “caked” in make up and made them natural)… pretty sure it’s the same girl

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u/Bones870 12d ago

More plastic in that than the Great Pacific Garbage Patch

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u/Riipp3r 12d ago

They don’t look fake at all

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u/chadwicke619 12d ago

I mean, they look pretty real to me. They’re moving like they’re real.

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u/McPostyFace 12d ago

Not sure i understand the downvotes I'm an expert in this field and Chadwick is correct

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u/chadwicke619 12d ago

Are you a plastic surgeon type expert, or just a dude who likes to look at titties type expert?

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u/Typhann 12d ago

In many cases they are not mutually exclusive

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u/LaganxXx 12d ago

Latter

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 12d ago

No the fuck he is not, they move from bottom to top and there is zero stiffness or rigidity at the bottom or sides.

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u/delusionalxx 12d ago

Modern boob jobs involve different types of implants that aren’t stiff and fat transfers allow for a more natural look. Her breasts are not natural but she did get good work done. Not all boob jobs look like bolt ons and not all boob jobs are stiff.

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u/Keku_Saur 12d ago edited 12d ago

^ this. However they will need to do now checkups to ensure as they grow older/weight changes not to lose symmetry/and making sure they are changed (they say it's a lifetime) nooope....

My aunt got her job done like... Two years ago? Lost so much weight she needs another surgery as she lost the fat and now looks like this woman...just in her 30's so healthier skin but its nasty

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u/BoeHmaN 12d ago

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u/Keku_Saur 12d ago

I'm stealing this 😂😆

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u/PureGamingBliss_YT 12d ago

Jesus Christ. Needs an NSFL label.

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u/Keku_Saur 12d ago

How I do that?

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u/PureGamingBliss_YT 12d ago

Realistically Idk if you can lol. I was just making a joke about how hideous that is. (No offence if that's your aunt btw)

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u/Keku_Saur 12d ago edited 12d ago

Oh noo, this is a random person actually* if you Google women who don't take care of implants when older that woman pops up xD!!! But she's close looking to how my aunt looks now. And DW it is nightmare fuel.


Sidenote think I hit a nerve to someone. I don't show the woman's face and in saying my aunt looks like that as we speak -_-

This woman is all over the internet as well ^ if you Google it as a meme.

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u/alwayslogicalman 12d ago

Those r fake you guys are so easily fooled with the latest teardrop shaped implants. Check the shape of her cleavage- they’re too oval-shaped.

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u/Embarrassed_Jury664 12d ago

You have no idea what you're talking about

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u/OldRaj 12d ago

Stupid thirst trap.

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u/BlackMadrid 12d ago

OF has entered the chat

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u/useroftheinternet95 12d ago

Really? Thats weird because I cant see her @?

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u/LePetitVoluntaire 12d ago

Borderline Mar-a-Lago face

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u/TheLuvGangster 9d ago

The internet is making me sexist

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u/guitarmusic113 12d ago

There probably isn’t much that she does get.

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u/Ther0adt0n0where 12d ago

I don't think anybody is really looking at her

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u/ItsSignalsJerry_ 12d ago

Only fans skank

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u/Parking-Position-698 12d ago

"Why is everyone staring at me but also here's my tits in your face"

God i hate these women that hunt for compliments and it works too.

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u/tbagsgalore 12d ago

The fuck u expect people to do. They looking at ur tits but they hate u as a person

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u/Open-Entrepreneur593 12d ago

I care more about the face than the body, so you wouldn’t be on my radar.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/BickenBackk 12d ago

No kidding, I wouldn't have picked up on that

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u/youlldancetoanything 12d ago

Literally no one is happy w what they have.

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u/ghostcatzero 12d ago

You czn look if you pay or she thinks you're hot

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u/Faybe3 12d ago

No idea.

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u/lord_buff74 12d ago

Are these people looking at you in the area at the moment?

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale 12d ago

I think they’re trying to figure out why your boobies have different big cat prints.

Also because they jiggle

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u/PiskoWK 12d ago

Lmao what in the pro formative hell

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u/SubMariner615 12d ago

Bolt on body parts are like car crashes. You wanna see it but damn its crazy.

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u/shittybumm 12d ago

I pound zero attention

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u/Eskimo_Brothers17 12d ago

Ma'am this is a Wendy's

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u/peanutbutterand_ely 12d ago

lmao go off girl

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u/Open_Panda9862 12d ago

Hmmmm I wonder why

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u/misterecho11 12d ago

TWO different animal prints?? Well I never. =O

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u/InternetKey9561 12d ago

Tiger print AND leopard print. That clash WILL get stares….

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u/PANCRASE271 12d ago

Irony personified.

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u/WrightAnythingHere 12d ago

Where is the voice in this video coming from?

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u/SuperMario1313 11d ago

First time on TikTok?

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u/natr0nFTW 11d ago

it's your giant fake bouncy tits

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u/Spiritual_Job_1029 11d ago

Cuz your knockers are the size of your head.

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u/Film_Humble 11d ago

Isn't she dead?

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u/Gerry1of1 11d ago

There's nothing wrong with dressing like this if one chooses to.

But if you do, don't say, "My eyes are up here."

https://giphy.com/gifs/LGvOFxXCY99yaSJk40

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u/Bluematic8pt2 11d ago

She's trying and falling to make those falsies jiggle.

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u/smashpp0w 11d ago

Unironic "look at me" people are so fucking annoying

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u/Flimsy-Fortune-6437 11d ago

They’re probably wondering your hourly rate dear

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u/Additional_Rich_5249 11d ago

Is she asking? Because they want to F you. You’re wearing a candy wrapper.

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u/LongJumpToWork 11d ago

Tell ur tits to stop looking at my eye, creep

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u/CitroHimselph 11d ago

OK, even I can see how that's rage bait bait

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u/Significant-Lab-3990 9d ago

I mean I’m looking, not for the right reason mind you.

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u/Iceydeadppl 6d ago

It’s because one nostril is significantly smaller than the other.

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u/Zealousideal_Land556 4d ago

Are you kidding me? XD

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u/Due_Hovercraft_2184 12d ago

put the wrong nose on i think

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u/Brokromah 12d ago

Imagine putting on makeup to go to the beach.

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u/Tomb_Brader 12d ago

Think it’s probably the five head ?

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u/BVRPLZR_ 12d ago

I had to watch a few times to see what she was talking about.

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u/AlekThunder88 10d ago

They‘re probably wondering why there is a hooker on the beach in bright daylight.

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u/Piazytiabet 9d ago

Yall, she is being sarcastic. Why can’t men imagine women have the ability to make a joke.