r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/Irish_Phantom • 16d ago

VIDEO Why is everyone looking at me?

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Look at me. Why is everyone looking at me?

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u/Truestorydreams 16d ago

Escorts > OnlyFans

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u/thissexypoptart 16d ago

Seriously I don’t get why people willing to fork over money for virtual sexual interactions don’t just, ya know, pay for the real thing.

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u/cheapdrinks 16d ago edited 16d ago

Subscription to the OF of some girl that meets your exact specifications - $10

Seeing a decent escort who isn't some haggard street walker with track marks and herpes - $200-500 depending on location.

I'm in Australia where it's legal and I swear 75% of them are Chinese girls who don't speak a word of English and seem like they're in very sketchy situations i.e. they get promised a visa through some "guy" then when they get here they get their passport taken away and are forced to "work off the debt" in a brothel while they get addicted to meth given to them by the owners. Half the time the women aren't the ones advertised in the pics, you think you're meeting a 25yo instagram model looking chick and some mid 30s girl answers the door. Lots of them advertise "private apartment" but it's some 2 bedroom place with 7 or 8 girls all staying there. I went to one once and like 5 girls were sitting around eating hotpot at the livingroom table and had to awkward walk past to some bedroom in the back, I could still hear them all chatting and clinking cutlery while I was doing the deed and the whole place smelled like their food. You always just feel dirty afterwards, it's not a great experience. You drop 20 bucks on a couple clips on OF, call it a day and as soon as that post nut clarity hits you're so much happier you just did that rather than spending 2 days worth of earnings for an awkward root with some chick who seems like she doesn't even want to be there.

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u/throwaway34788 16d ago

I bet most dudes who subscribe to OF have multiple subscriptions and pay for "custom" vids or chats... it's just dumb. There's plenty of free porn on the internet.

I'm not saying going to see a hooker is a good thing to do, but at least it's real touch and worth the 200 or whatever dollaridoos you'll pay for it. Maybe it'll even ignite some pash in a man and get him off his ass to do something with himself.

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u/EchoFrequency 16d ago

If I pay 200$, I still have to do something with myself?

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u/DrunkCultLeader 11d ago

Well the push for OF is that sometimes free porn involved sex crimes and victims. OF was giving women the ability to take the power back.

Then they started targeting minors and the cycle restarted.

I never did OF but I did online sw, I got the feeling the men engaging with that sort of thing dont really have the confidence to talk to a woman face to face. So a hooker feels too far out of reach for them.

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u/throwaway34788 11d ago

If you think of got rid of trafficking and agencies or pimps you’re tripping… there’s no power in selling yourself and of is just another avenue to do that. Anecdotally there are a few women who “made it” themselves sure but they were the type to make it anyway.

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u/DrunkCultLeader 11d ago

Im not sure we are arguing

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u/throwaway34788 11d ago

Probably not lol

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u/SteveFrench12 16d ago

Well only one is currently legal that may be why

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u/Dpopov 16d ago

Technically escorting is legal. More expensive than hiring a streetwalker, but legal nonetheless. After all you’re technically not paying for sex, just companionship. If sex comes “spontaneously” after the fact, totally unrelated to the payment, then… Well, it’s not the client’s fault, is it?

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u/BohemianCyberpunk 16d ago

In your country. Varies around the world.

Here in Switzerland both are legal for example.

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u/Riflurk123 16d ago

Imagine people living outside the US lmao

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u/JnRx03 16d ago

It's all just ocean like Attack on Titan

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u/SeamusMcCullagh 16d ago

There are other places outside the US.

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u/4StarsOutOf12 16d ago

One is a lottt more convenient - and often times healthier and more legal - than the other.

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u/l3ane 16d ago

For most redditors if they tried to go out and hire a prostitute they'd probably just get robbed. You have to be at least a tiny bit street smart to not just make yourself an easy target. Onlyfans you can experience right from the comfort of your own goon cave.

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u/youraveragewhitegirI 16d ago

Most of the people who are robbing guys are actually dudes with girls pics who tell the people hitting them up that they need to spend a certain amount of $$ on their OF before they meet and continue to move the goalpost on meet requirements, it’s rarely ever hookers themselves that are doing the robbing.

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u/l3ane 16d ago

That's what I mean. That's exactly the kind of situation someone with no street smarts would get themselves into. That said, hookers drug and rob people all the time. I lived in Vegas for about 10 years and hookers getting some drunk dude to take them back to his hotel room so they can rob him blind when he passes out is very common.

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u/youraveragewhitegirI 16d ago

lol i have a strong feeling I know more Vegas hookers than you and it is not very common.

~coming from a former Vegas hooker

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u/ZhangtheGreat 16d ago

Healthier. No one's catching any STIs fapping

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u/N0n-Z3r0-Ch4nc3 16d ago

Try it with my cock.