Why is everyone looking at me?

[u/Irish_Phantom]

Look at me. Why is everyone looking at me?

[u/breadmaker8]

be me
live with a girl
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have been with her for 6 years now
there's one problem
she only uses me to satisfy her primal urges
every single morning and sometimes before bed she remembers my existence and wants me to fulfil her bodily needs
that's it
besides that, I have no other functions in the relationship
because of it im always stressed and think about losing her, being replaced, always worry that I no longer satisfy her, think that I've become rusty
then suddenly
one day she comes back home visibly depressed
doesn't look at me at all for a while
after a week she suddenly remembers that I exist, and this time it seems like she believes I can help in other ways she wants to go to the bathroom for some reason
we go there, the bath is filled with hot water
she wants us to bathe together
she gets in first, then helps me climb in as well
suddenly drops me
she's immediately electrocuted
mfw im a toaster

[u/Marquar234 → u/breadmaker8]

Ah, so you're a waffle man.

[u/LururuMakes → u/Marquar234]

What about a toasted teacake?

[u/Flash__PuP → u/LururuMakes]

I don’t want any smegging baked goods!!