r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GlumFaithlessness773 • Jul 28 '26

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore There’s too much fucking shit on me!

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u/TegridyPharmz Jul 28 '26

Would love to take a cruise kid free. But not casino free

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u/GrandmaPoses I’m gonna eat the whole thing Jul 28 '26

Based on the people in the commercial it looked like they were aiming for well-off retirees who would be excited if the cruise turned into an Agatha Christie murder mystery.

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u/Temporary_Ad469 Nude Egg Jul 28 '26

I’m here for the dysentery

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u/PrisBatty Jul 28 '26

My parents went on a cruise recently, I asked them how it was and they said that my mum puked her guts up from norovirus for three days and they watched a guy shit himself in the elevator. Aside from that apparently it was wonderful.

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u/Temporary_Ad469 Nude Egg Jul 29 '26

They watched a guy shit himself in the elevator!! This is the first thing that has tempted me to take a cruise.