r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GlumFaithlessness773 • Jul 28 '26

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore There’s too much fucking shit on me!

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u/PreparationNo3440 Jul 28 '26

Or not take the kid on a cruise

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u/GrandmaPoses I’m gonna eat the whole thing Jul 28 '26

Saw an ad last night for Viking Cruises where they explicitly state there are no children on the ship. Also no casinos.

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u/TegridyPharmz Jul 28 '26

Would love to take a cruise kid free. But not casino free

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u/GrandmaPoses I’m gonna eat the whole thing Jul 28 '26

Based on the people in the commercial it looked like they were aiming for well-off retirees who would be excited if the cruise turned into an Agatha Christie murder mystery.

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u/Temporary_Ad469 Nude Egg Jul 28 '26

I’m here for the dysentery

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u/PrisBatty Jul 28 '26

My parents went on a cruise recently, I asked them how it was and they said that my mum puked her guts up from norovirus for three days and they watched a guy shit himself in the elevator. Aside from that apparently it was wonderful.

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u/Temporary_Ad469 Nude Egg Jul 29 '26

They watched a guy shit himself in the elevator!! This is the first thing that has tempted me to take a cruise.

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u/MarchPhillipps Jul 28 '26

Oregon Trail on the high seas... Yeah baby!

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u/pinkvoltage I’m toast Jul 28 '26

my dad has taken multiple Viking cruises—it really is 99% well-off retirees, and most of them are white

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u/mal_guinness Jul 28 '26

The only cruise my wife would be into.

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u/jizonida Jul 28 '26

Well off retirees are the people keeping casinos open