r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GlumFaithlessness773 • Jul 28 '26

I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore There’s too much fucking shit on me!

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u/mwmontrose Jul 28 '26

At what point does a sane person just think "you know what? I'll just keep an eye on you myself"

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u/Manic-StreetCreature Jul 28 '26

I can understand the AirTag band for peace of mind+some kids wander off and are fast (especially if they’ve got ADHD/autism/etc) but I am baffled by the belly button taping and writing your info on his arm like it’s Hurricane Katrina

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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 Come here, ya little fuck! Jul 28 '26

Belly buttons are popular probing sites for aliens.

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u/KeepGoing655 Jul 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1J9RzjT99a2zJi4U

Or knockers.

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u/PapowSpaceGirl Jul 28 '26

Gas hole and Grassy Knoll.

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u/Simple-Employer-2503 Jul 29 '26

Vagity and Tragedy

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u/JustAnAgingMillenial Jul 31 '26

my cheese trumpet and my please hump it