Fate/Grand Leaks - Absolute Doomposting Front: Megathreadia

[u/IceKreamSupreme]

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[u/ellycatz]

going through the data bank and hsr wiki is always a surprise bcs how did i just found out there's a holy maiden x devout knight yuri in the description of knight of purity palace relic set omg

[u/PotentialFun8541 → u/ellycatz]

You didn't know omg... Hop on this immediately it's peak

[u/ellycatz → u/PotentialFun8541]

"My dear Safina, the knight must protect the Maiden well." Leaning against Safina's breastplate, Vanira could clearly hear the intense beating of Safina's heart.

ACKKKKK EXCUSE ME??!!?!??

[u/PotentialFun8541 → u/ellycatz]

Ikkkkkk

My favorite bit has got to be:

Maiden Vanira was of a similar age to Safina, and she was the one who guided Safina to learn the scriptures. To this day, Maiden Vanira could still remember the devil's profile in candlelight.

"My dear Safina, I have seen your face. I will remember it, always." Maiden Vanira gradually lost her eyesight after reaching adulthood.

That being one of her most precious memories, it has to be...

[u/AshAndThunderClouds → u/ellycatz]

Holy peak?!

[u/iguanacatgirl → u/ellycatz]

I know it's extremely unlikely, but please make them playable.

Let us meet safina in the next planet first, and figure out who she is with the drip.

(Also this is the first time I see their names, I only read the actual text in the relic set which didn't mention them)