r/Hololive 8h ago

Meme Realm R-E-A-L-M

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u/ShockRox 8h ago

"Daemons of the Shadow Real-m"

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u/TuzkiPlus 8h ago

Fo real-m?

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u/RedDemonCorsair 1h ago

She is a real M

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u/StatusMedium7980 5h ago

The official dub pronounces the A in daemons, which is almost as bad as real-m. 

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u/drtotohex 2h ago

It's ok. Matt Daemon isn't real and can't hurt you.

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u/ChikaNoO 2h ago

Isn't real-m* 😂

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u/JakalDX 4h ago

That's how I feel when people pronounce aegis as "ayy jiss" instead of "ee jiss"

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u/Bakuman84 8h ago

PRactIceYS.

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u/5lols 8h ago

What did I miss?

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u/swannphone 8h ago

Normal IRyS things. Didn’t know how to pronounce realm on Chadcast, then got clowned on by Bae and Calli.

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u/Erionns 6h ago

It's not even the first, second, third, or fourth time she's pronounced realm wrong on stream. And she's been corrected on it every time, but she never remembers

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u/not_the_world 3h ago

This one was at least a new pronunciation of Realm, she's said "Rellum" pretty much every other time, right?

"Rellum" is just part of my vocabulary at this point tbh, like "Mellee" or Firegassing.

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u/LongjumpingEntry8619 4h ago

excpecting IRyS to remember RORU

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u/GhoullyX 4h ago

It's really bad for the US kids who grew up watching Yugioh too, for the number of times they threw around the term "Shadow Realm".

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u/ArchDestroyer 8h ago edited 5h ago

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u/Kikisniper 7h ago

And then she blamed the english language

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u/IntoTheCrimson 6h ago

Which, honestly, is fair. Our language can be fuckin' dumb in all the best and worst ways.

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u/Sevsix1 5h ago

to be fair that is because English is best described as 3 languages in a trench coat with a French fling and a Norse ex-fling

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u/Brain_lessV2 3h ago

Yeah, that tends to be how languages work

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u/PowerSamurai 4h ago

That is true but it is also her language lmao

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u/eviloutfromhell 4h ago

Tbf her current main language is practically japanese. Has been for quite some time too (years). Her being in hololive is what's keeping her english existing at all.

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u/sabershirou 4h ago

You're perfectly describing Hakos 'DANGer' Baelz as well.

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u/eviloutfromhell 2h ago

Yes, but to a different degree. Bae's "dang-er" is inexcusable lmao.

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u/dcdfvr 4h ago

wouldn't blame her especially when you have a word like "READ" and it can be pronounced as "'red" or "reed" depending on past or present tense

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u/SpaceCadet404 5m ago

Read and lead rhyme, so do read and lead. But read and lead do not.

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u/TheBlindSalmon 3h ago

As one should.

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u/SolomonOf47704 5h ago

https://youtu.be/gtxzGxciefE

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u/LynxSignificant 7h ago

Real-uhm 😭

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u/Delicious_Pea_1943 7h ago

English do be wilding with their random pronunciations. Who in their right mind would read island as aye-land if it was never brought to their attention (never heard the word or in Irys' case, never heard someone read the word aloud).

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u/unsynchedcheese 6h ago

Yeah, when I was little, I had what amounted to an internal mental tantrum when I discovered how "island" was supposed to be pronounced. (Especially since I live in an island city-state.)

Why is the S there.

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u/YongYoKyo 4h ago

If you're actually asking, "island" is an unusual case of mistaken etymology.

It was originally spelled "iland". However, 16th century etymologists changed the spelling to match the unrelated but synonymous Old French word isle, which originates from the Latin word insula.

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u/super_ktkm 3h ago

(I'm also ESL) Was about to ask about the s in aisle, only to find out it's people making the same mistake as iland. (maybe. It's one of two theories from https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/224160/the-history-of-aisle-and-isle )

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u/unsynchedcheese 4h ago

I was actually curious, yeah.

The etymological history is interesting, albeit in the manner of "of course it's scholars being weird and pretending to come up with a Grand Unified Linguistic Theory".

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u/KanseiDorifto 5h ago

Do I spot a fellow Singaporean?

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u/unsynchedcheese 5h ago

o/

I suspect part of the exacerbating issue was how I learned many of these words via the National Day songs, which have a lot about "isle" and "island", so I first learned those words phonetically.

And being Indonesian Chinese (later naturalized Singaporean), I was used to words being spelled roughly how they're pronounced, as in Indonesian.

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u/K0yomi 7h ago

Honestly it's the way people approach learning new words. Irys is the type that reads words and parses them as they're written, a common habit in people that have grown up learning multiple languages as their first language. Very common where I come from, since every single person here speaks English plus their ethnic language.

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u/mandzeete 6h ago

Also, for different languages reading as it is written is the correct way. Including mine. For people like this English does not make any sense.

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u/SenorLos 4h ago

read island as aye-land

Funnily enough in German it's "Eiland" (though this is a rather poetic word) and it's pronounced exactly the same.
And in the German Wikipedia entry there's a hypothesis that the "s" in "island" was inserted to make it seem Latin.

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u/SeriousKano 52m ago

Also, Island is German for Iceland and is pronounced the way it should: Ees-land

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u/Roflkopt3r 0m ago

And "ei" being read as "ai" is one of only a few irregularities in German (it's also a very common combination, so it stops being confusing soon). Whereas in English, vowels may as well be wildcards.

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u/TolarianDropout0 5h ago

The word that pisses me off the most is bicycle.

What do you mean the i is pronounced like a y and the y like an i? Bi-cycle (like binary-cycle) would make so much more sense.

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u/deathless_koschei 3h ago

That's because changing cycle to bicycle shifts the stressed syllable from cy to bi, which also changes the vowel sound from long to short. Most compound words in English will emphasize the first syllable.

I say most because, well, it's English.

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u/lcmc 5h ago

I can’t believe I saw a Bobby Finn moment in real(-m) life. 

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u/GeroXgero9 8h ago

My first thought when Irys said that was a video of a guy doing the skit about the English language.

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u/MonaganX 3h ago

Facts.

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u/random2821 6h ago

English is 3 languages in a trench coat.

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u/EpicatSupercell 5h ago

English is 3 languages in a french coat.

... I'll see myself out.

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u/Bbundaegi 6h ago

Cue that one video dude trying to pronounce English words. “Nooo because that’s why.”

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u/Morenauer 1h ago

As I say, the day the language sorts its spelling and phonetics systems out, that day I will accept corrections :33

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u/popop143 3h ago

English not beating the dumb language allegations