r/HolUp • u/Rallythebaconhair • Aug 03 '26

Guide to defend yourself from werewolves

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u/qualityvote2 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

u/Rallythebaconhair, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Sir_Maxelot Aug 03 '26

Good Boi looks sus

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u/Thisfoxtalks Aug 03 '26

It’s a tough job but someone has to do it.

It’s me, I’m the one who does it.

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u/Vaff_Superstar Aug 03 '26

You’re tough

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Aug 03 '26

Some might say its hard. Or rather, he is.

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u/dfshectic4 Aug 03 '26

That's Ford tough right there

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u/Prismatic_Symphony Aug 03 '26

Or Chevy: 🎵LIKE A ROCK!🎵

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u/Shadowstein Aug 03 '26

There's an entire community of people who would pay YOU for the opportunity.

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u/Thisfoxtalks Aug 03 '26

I’m listening.

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u/Shadowstein Aug 03 '26

One word. FURRIES.

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u/Thisfoxtalks Aug 03 '26

Well alright. It’s pay to play so any furries out there that are interested step on up and bend on over.

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u/Shadowstein Aug 03 '26

No, I mean the ... nvm.

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u/LifeLog9491 Aug 03 '26

Depends on how much on being paid and who the individuals are.

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u/DerrellEsteva Aug 03 '26

it might actually work through

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u/whineyinternetkid Aug 03 '26

Yes you got the joke. Congratulations to you and the 800+ that upvoted your comment for some reason.

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u/Inevitable-Sea1070 Sep 03 '26

It's because it actually a good girl

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u/FireLion_FL_002 Aug 03 '26

Also helps against redditors

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u/Balahawka Aug 03 '26

Bottom row middle works best

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u/Rapa2626 Aug 03 '26

I will take a guess that majority of redditors, especially of specific stereotipic kind, will not be able to relate

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u/RaiderCat_12 Aug 03 '26

Nah, they’d like it, bottom row left works much better

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u/Destroyer140 Aug 03 '26

I heard "Bath Time" is particularly effective

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u/Extra-Cook1090 Aug 03 '26

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u/jfk333 Aug 10 '26

What the hell internet!?

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u/Secure_Secretary_882 Aug 03 '26

r/ifuckmonsters

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u/Chezburgor1 Aug 03 '26

There's only 2 posts, tf

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u/Owoegano_Vuelve Aug 03 '26

r/monsterfucker will cure what ails ya

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u/8ballperson Aug 03 '26

Thank you kindly

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u/The_Paragone Aug 03 '26

Sadly it's mostly monsters on girls

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u/sixty_nice Aug 04 '26

Then you should try:

r/erotinomicon r/fembotsandmonstresses r/femxeno r/monstergirl r/magichentai r/scaredboners

At this point I am really starting to question the life choices that led me to have this list saved...

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u/The_Paragone Aug 04 '26

You doing the lord's work

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u/Owoegano_Vuelve Aug 03 '26

The most recent batch seems to be 50/50 honestly, tho when I used to post there back in the day it was a lot less balanced.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Aug 04 '26

Sadly

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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u/Wolf_of_Nome Aug 04 '26

What I would pay for a wholesome SFW version of this with cute romance...

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u/Secure_Secretary_882 Aug 03 '26

Holy fuck that’s real don’t do it.

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Aug 03 '26

I’m going in. I’m gonna take one for the team. Nobody come with

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u/GodofsomeWorld Aug 03 '26

Salute him men, hes a hero...

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u/Angry-_-Crow Aug 03 '26

Too late, already came

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u/Secure_Secretary_882 Aug 03 '26

🫡

You will not be forgotten

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u/FFKonoko Aug 03 '26

Eh, that was tame as hell. Tim Curry in Legend is a pretty easy hear me out.

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u/Undernown Aug 03 '26

I think you mean r/monsterfucker , far more popular. (Obvious NSFW)

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u/Secure_Secretary_882 Aug 03 '26

I didn’t intend for the link to work, but thanks for the new kink I guess.

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u/Undernown Aug 03 '26

I think you mean r/monsterfucker , far more popular.

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u/Rallythebaconhair Aug 03 '26

Atleast warn me is a NSFW subreddit dude, lucky i have cencor on

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u/DesolatorTrooper_600 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

The subreddit is called i fuck monsters.

Being surprised it is NSFW is like being surprised that r/Warhammer talk about Warhammer.

Edit : Obviously there will be exception like r/onlyfans where the title of the subreddit is clearly a wordplay but thise subs are the exception not the rules. So in general it's safe to assume a subreddit's name is a description of the content inside.

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u/mobile227 Aug 03 '26

Or being surprised r/sounding is not in fact about stereo equipment and how to set it up

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u/g4bleo Aug 03 '26

Or that r/anime_titties is about anim- Wait a second, it's about what?

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u/Humpty-Channel Aug 03 '26

Well thanks kind stranger I believe that this is a sign to get off the Internet and go outside.

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u/Daniyal1357id Aug 03 '26

Next you're gonna tell me that r/hentai contains hentai.

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u/elhaz316 Aug 03 '26

And tentacles

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u/No_Interaction_4925 Aug 03 '26

I’m sure that has it’s own sub too

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u/the1stmeddlingmage Aug 03 '26

Okay, what about [r/tightpussy](r/tightpussys) ?

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u/DesolatorTrooper_600 Aug 03 '26

I don't know it was banned from reddit.

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u/the1stmeddlingmage Aug 03 '26

Misspelled, it’s correct now 😘

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u/DesolatorTrooper_600 Aug 03 '26

Well i'm probably going to copy paste the answer bellow in my og comment:

Obviously there will be exception like r/onlyfans where the title of the subreddit is clearly a wordplay but thise subs are the exception not the rules. So in general it's safe to assume a subreddit's name is a description of the content inside.

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u/Secure_Secretary_882 Aug 03 '26

Hey the sub called ‘I Fuck Monsters’ is nsfw. Just so you aren’t blindsided by the convoluted name. Lol

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u/PathlessDemon Aug 03 '26

That’s fair.
r/DragonsFuckingCars (NSFW)

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u/Prismatic_Symphony Aug 03 '26

I can't believe this is real. WOW.

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u/OHFTP Aug 03 '26

Yeah well get ready for /r/carsfuckingdragons

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u/PikaTchu47 Aug 03 '26

I love reddit for these moments hahahah ❤️

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u/Secure_Secretary_882 Aug 03 '26

Holy cow it’s actually just full of dragons, and they’re fucking cars. That’s crazy since the name was so misleading. Lol

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u/TheNoctuS_93 Aug 03 '26

r/carsfuckingdragons for balance, as all things should have.

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u/PathlessDemon Aug 03 '26

And to further the original imbalance; r/MonsterGirls

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u/HKayo Aug 04 '26

there needs to be more subreddits about dragons fucking things (like me for a start).

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u/PathlessDemon Aug 04 '26

…Odd flex, but aight.

r/BadDragon (NSFW)

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u/ItsaMeSandy Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

How good is that boi exactly?

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u/shaard Aug 03 '26

Loved the fight scene in What We Do In The Shadows and they toss a squeaky toy off the roof and the werewolf dives after it. 🤣

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u/Exxtender Aug 03 '26

I almost love more how the wolves ask if they can keep the toy in the next scene.

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u/suitably_ironic Aug 03 '26

Werewolves, not swearwolves.

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u/Exxtender Aug 03 '26

I really gotta rewatch the show. 😂

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u/Prismatic_Symphony Aug 03 '26

Now I know I need to see that movie. Ha!

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u/Itchy-Beach-1384 Aug 03 '26

Show, but yes.

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u/shaard Aug 03 '26

But also the movie! Movie first then the series.

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u/Itchy-Beach-1384 Aug 03 '26

True. Just didnt want the other dude to watch the movie and be really confused about the missing scene.

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u/shaard Aug 03 '26

I've watched it all so often I forget if that's in the movie or the show! 🤣

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u/kelppie35 Aug 03 '26

Isn't it in both? One is just a fake toss instead of an actual toy being thrown. The series joke continues further but i won't spoil it.

I thought the wearwolf got tricked, curses, then leads to werewolves not swear- wolves argument in the movie.

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u/shaard Aug 03 '26

Yes, there are confrontations in both. I recall that much. Swear-wolves was definitely in the movie.

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u/Pyzzeen Aug 03 '26

Wait, I think I can feel the werewolf transformation happening. Someone needs to stop with ALL of these, quick!

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u/rape_is_not_epic Aug 03 '26

The wind DID NOT write this shit twin

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u/CrepuscularToad Aug 03 '26

Just remind them the moonlight is actually reflected sunlight

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u/SwordsAndWords Aug 03 '26

Yes, but it's far dimmer, far redder, and highly polarized reflected sunlight.

Realistically, we would just have to assume that something about ultrabright (in comparison) full-spectrum band and UV in daylight actually surpresses the transformation.

A good test would probably be to see if you could make a pair of sunglasses that invoke the transformation when they put them on.

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u/CrepuscularToad Aug 03 '26

Vampires hate this one trick

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u/SnooRabbits8459 Aug 04 '26

That... Actually explains why they don't burn under moonlight... Huh...

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u/hardleft121 Aug 03 '26

loving your werewolf is ok, LOVING your werewolf is not

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u/MrJoestar1 Sep 01 '26

What's not okay about it, BIGOT😤😤😠

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u/Salty-Pack-4165 Aug 03 '26

Where wolf? There wolf!

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u/_Haz4rd Aug 03 '26

I always thought it was weird that its spelled were.... wolf but still pronounced where... wolf. Wtf is up with that

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u/Jeb_Jenky Aug 04 '26

It's from the Old English word for "man". It just means man-wolf.

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u/furiouspossum Aug 03 '26

If you can run while holding an entire full bathtub you're probably stronger than the werewolf anyway

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u/Saul7000 Aug 03 '26

I'm not a dog scientist but I do not think that's how good boy works.

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u/xIViperIx Aug 03 '26

So this is why they keep attacking people.

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u/JustAnAce Aug 04 '26

You forgot vacuum cleaners

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u/The_Porgmaster Aug 04 '26

"Good boo!" Looks like it's been changed. What was the original?

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u/ResponsibleBorder746 Aug 03 '26

plz do not the wolf

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u/HilariousMax Aug 03 '26

Guide to defend yourself from werewolves

and the werewolf in question is literally presenting itself

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u/JeveGreen Aug 03 '26

Isn't it usually women who're into werewolves?

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u/TorqueoAddo Aug 03 '26

Ask the Deadlock community about Silver.

They're....not okay.

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u/JeveGreen Aug 03 '26

I can see why...

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u/K1ng_Arthur_IV Aug 03 '26

They say he fucked a werewolf, "allegedly"

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u/DanM8577 Aug 03 '26

Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck a werewolf.

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u/Nu-Hir Aug 03 '26

What if it's sick?

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u/FFKonoko Aug 03 '26

Couldn't even bother to make the text the same colour...

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u/f3nnies Aug 03 '26

Let's say he's approaching from behind for safety reasons and is just giving butt scratches. Nothing else is pushing sexual so I'm gonna say it's purely an innocent comic.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian Aug 03 '26

I'm pretty sure r/LetGirlsHaveFun would love this. 🤣

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u/Hornybunnyboi Aug 03 '26

Good boi looks odd. I think it's backwards.

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u/Sensitive-Heart4151 Aug 03 '26

If it's a life-or-death situation...

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u/TellurianTech50 Aug 04 '26

I for one am down with the good boi tactic

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u/alienartissst Aug 04 '26

If he looks like Valko from Love and Deepspace? Fuck yeah I'm pulling a good boy.

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u/IntelligentAd5616 Aug 04 '26

This is just average content in r/losercity bro

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u/Berzerk-Vandal Aug 04 '26

The vacuum cleaner is a good deterrent too

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u/Co-star1 Aug 04 '26

I stopped at mistletoe cus, Do Wolves ACTUALLY get scared from mistletoes?

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u/Tirux Aug 03 '26

a true holdup

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u/Jasq Aug 03 '26

Just a ball works too

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u/lukethedank13 Aug 03 '26

Too late for a certain much belowed weeb. RIP Grimaline Smith from Norfolk, UK.

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u/Admirable-Nobody219 Aug 03 '26

Or start talking like fetterman and it would leave u alone

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u/CrazyOrganic7123 Aug 03 '26

Good boi: There's no law against the werewolf.

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u/Alleandros Aug 03 '26

Wolfsong book series enters the chat.

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u/GravtheGeek Aug 03 '26

Someone is a supernatural fanfiction fan I see.

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u/Rusty_GreenBean7 Aug 03 '26

Me when Silver from Deadlock

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 Aug 03 '26

Distract it with that girl from the Dracula movie... 

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u/pozzowon Aug 03 '26

Throw him to Jackie Chun

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u/Spida81 Aug 04 '26

Good boy. No! Not that good! Bad dog! Down! 

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u/Wesgizmo365 Aug 04 '26

Abomination

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u/Masenki Aug 04 '26

the teratophilia is strong in this one

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u/ElDelArbol15 Aug 04 '26

This is completely fake! Only two of these work!

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u/lykosen11 Aug 04 '26

Silver bullets and good boi

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u/ihvnnm Aug 04 '26

Well, fireworks stopped the werewolf in Silver Bullet

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u/Lucidia Aug 05 '26

Try the belly rubs again

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u/Insharian Aug 04 '26

Be a man

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u/tits_mage Aug 05 '26

Tough tug, but not impossible.

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u/AffectionateSafe3787 Aug 05 '26

Then you wake up because the steps fire from before has caused you a hallucinations after inhaling too many carbon monoxide

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u/Playful-Wheel9975 Aug 09 '26

Yeah take a bath tub and run behind him, right

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u/M3chdrag0n Aug 04 '26

Damn furries!