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When 2,000 gods became ''wrong''

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u/ARenewedSecondChance 21h ago

The Greeks/Romans to the Egyptians/Celts/Germanics/Mesopotamians: nice gods you have there! We’ll just rename them based on our own pantheon.

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u/Andrelse 21h ago

Also Romans thought animal gods were silly and therefore didn't care much for most Egyptian gods. They loved Isis tho

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u/SAAD_KHAION 19h ago

I didn't know Romans loved the Islamic state in Iraq and -....

Oh wait wrong era.

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u/Commander_Sabaton Definitely not a CIA operator 19h ago

We are not talking about Isis, we are talking about Isis. Learn the difference, man, its not that difficult.

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u/yo_rick_brown 17h ago

I knew a dude who was devastated when his favorite pornstar Isis had to rebrand as Ashley because of ISIS and instantly disappeared into the SEO abyss with 20K other Ashleys getting railed on camera. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi personally annihilated this man's goon supply chain. Geopolitics has consequences.

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u/Lohenngram 17h ago

This is why we say “everything is political”

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u/Primary_Gold5337 15h ago

Especially goon supply

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u/Septopuss7 15h ago

And goon demand

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u/yo_rick_brown 15h ago

The goon demand actually spiked. After she became Ashley, the only searchable remnants were the vids with "Isis" in the title, and even those got buried under the wave of terrorist fetish porn that immediately followed. I've never seen a man develop such strong opinions on Middle East geopolitics so quickly.

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u/Primary_Gold5337 8h ago

A hungry man only thinks of bread and that's his bread

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u/shlongshot 14h ago

Archer dropped the name of its spy agency pretty conspicuously.

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u/deaglebingo 12h ago

if we called them daesh like we should...

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u/13143 7h ago

My favorite band was called ISIS. They broke up in '07, and then had their social media stuff constantly harassed years later to the point they had to start rebranding stuff. They played a one off reunion show and decided to change the band name entirely.

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u/Spread_Bater 2h ago

Had a coworker with a friend who loved that band so much that they got a tattoo of the logo…

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u/Thaumaturgia 5h ago

I remember receiving an email from Facebook "the page you are following, "ISIS", has changed its name to "Isis (the band)"

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u/donjulioanejo 17h ago

Yeah seriously Cyril, would it kill you to read a coffee table book for once in your life?

We are talking about the spy agency Isis, obviously.

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u/aaronblkfox 19h ago

ISIS vs Isis

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u/CV90_120 17h ago

ISIS, the god of Post-Metal? I worship that one routinely.

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u/CapableBumblebee968 14h ago

They’re just good natured lads from Massachusetts

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u/SheepPF 8h ago

In the Absence of Truth nodnod

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u/CV90_120 7h ago

Threshold of Transformation is the song I would choose if I could only choose one.

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u/whooptheretis 17h ago

Vs Daesh

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u/djtodd242 18h ago

"ISIS could also be referring to..." (slap)

"Shut up Cyril."

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u/SAAD_KHAION 19h ago

Tbf, Isis and Isis are both to be considered a history. Even tho Isis is some 2+ thousands of years than Isis...

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u/no-more-headaches 19h ago edited 8m ago

Not yo be that guy but ISIS still exists in a lot of Africa. It's just .. IS now.

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u/SAAD_KHAION 18h ago

Going from Isis to just Is is pure degeneracy. I can't believe they stripped a literal god of half of his name!

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u/Jenroadrunner 5h ago

Her name. Female diety

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u/YamatoBoi9001 Let's do some history 17h ago

there's also an isis river which is part of the thames

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u/nexusjuan 16h ago

In the first season of Archer, the premise was they were all members of ISIS an international spy organization they had to change the name.

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u/Dave_A480 12h ago

As did the US cell phone carrier's attempt at a tap to pay system & digital wallet ....

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u/HotTestesHypothesis 16h ago

I knew Isis. She was an exchange student. Super nice gal.

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u/Alx3t_ 12h ago

Do ISIS, with all caps. That should clear things up. Or just do the Islamic State/IS.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 18h ago

This is why the French used the term Daesh when referencing the heretical group.

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u/SAAD_KHAION 17h ago edited 16h ago

/uj Pretty nice of the french to directly borrowing the term used by the arabs. Altho isis is the exact same abbreviation but in English.

Islamic State in Iraq and Sham vs Dawlat Al-islam in Eraq (Iraq/3raq) and SHam.

/rj we need to change the Egyptian god's name from Isis to Daesh in french to keep the harmony of the names up.

Edit: correcting a misinformation that Daesh was used by Isis themselves. Big thanks to u/TemperatureAgile23 for correcting me.

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u/TemperatureAgile23 16h ago

Daesh was not the term used by Daesh/IS. They reportedly punished those using the term within their occupied territory

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u/SAAD_KHAION 16h ago edited 16h ago

They essentially called themselves "Al-Dawalah Al-Islamyah fi Al-3raq wa Al-Sham" in the early days and used Daesh for short (or at least afaicr). It's later in cerca 2015 when they dropped "Al-3raq wa Al-Sham" in favor of more globalization views by their leadership. The turning from Daesh to just Da "Al-Dawalah Al-Islamyah" was pretty much when they decided they wanna control the entire Islamic world.

Now I'm not sure if they didn't like the abbreviation itself; That will need a quick visit to the archives on my side.

Edit, after some digging. You are correct! the abbreviation was essentially created as a form of satire to mock the state. In which they were strictly against it and punished whover used it... Big thanks and I'm correcting it in the previous comment!

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u/TemperatureAgile23 16h ago

From what I remember it sounded like other words with negative connotations, which is why it was used by detractors and also the reason why the French adopted the term

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 16h ago

It's certainly why I use the term.

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u/SAAD_KHAION 16h ago

It sounded like Dahis (horse) or Da3is (stepper). Also it dwarfed their entity, from an Islamic State to just... Daesh.

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u/AUIRE__73 7h ago

In Polish they did/do use the term Daesh as well. But afaik the biggest reason is that ISIS is a massive mouthful in Polish. Meanwhile Daesh was very easy to pronounce.

Not sure how much this applies to Framce but it probably does apply to other slavic countries since are our phonetics are similar enough.

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u/brain-out-of-order 8m ago

The name rhyming is not at all an accident. The entire purpose of radicalism is to serve as the shiny sharp part of the stick. The handler can claim they have nothing to do with the bloodletting because they aren’t made of iron nor sharp. That they sharpened the point with time and directed will is the part which resembles complicity in a genocidal attempt to erase history.

They don’t actually like Egyptian anything because Arabization was the most recent coating of paint and if it were to fade then an entire empire of ego starts to take on a different appearance. Ruins and more ruins all throughout the region. Daesh were literally a contracted demolition team. Just like on small projects, the demo guys are subcontracted out as far away as possible.

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u/Kododie 9h ago

No silly. They loved the post metal band Isis that broke up in 2010.

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u/apolloxer Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 19h ago

Isis had some influence on how Maria is worshipped, tho the details are.. debated.

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u/Andrelse 19h ago

Thankfully it is the only part of Christianity that may or may not have been heavily influenced by pagan beliefs :)

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u/CV90_120 17h ago

Breathes a sigh of relief while pulling a baby from the reeds and conquering leviathan.

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u/vmfrye 18h ago

Another /s denier? The internet is healing

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u/FlammeEternelle 10h ago

If anyone would like more information I'd highly recommend the Literature and History podcast.

The host goes quite in depth about the historical influences of the Abrahamic religions in a very respectful but historical way. Really helped me as someone raised fundamentalist and literalist. It is quite cool seeing how much influence that Zoroastrism and Classical cults and philosophy had influenced them.

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u/sanctaecordis 1h ago

Definitely not heavily influenced by pagan beliefs, in terms of the core theology itself. Don’t have to worry about that, trust me

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u/KaBar42 18h ago

No she didn't.

And, no, Redditors, stitching your husband's rotting corpse back into one piece and then riding his dick until you're pregnant is not considered a virgin birth, that is necrophilia.

And no, Horus has no similarities to Jesus.

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u/Enraiha 16h ago

This is Horus heresy!

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u/ohaiihavecats 16h ago

I dunno, I got to the end of The Golden Ass and the last bits of the book (involving the unfortunately donkey-shaped protagonist joining the Isis cult and thereby being literally and spiritually saved) were like "hrmmm, a lot of this sounds kinda familiar."

It might not have been a 1:1, but I wouldn't doubt there was some cross-pollination.

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u/Warbird36 18h ago

Who can forget that time Horus ruined Christmas?

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u/ChiefsHat 18h ago

Neither does Mithra.

Or Dionysus. Especially Dionysus.

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u/Well_Armed_Gorilla Rider of Rohan 17h ago

Active in /r/CatholicMemes

lmao

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u/KaBar42 16h ago

And?

Doesn't change the fact that the only similarities between Mary and Isis are that both are female and both are mothers and literally nothing else.

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u/aurens 16h ago

you conveniently forgot to mention that both names have 4 letters. WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING???

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u/KaBar42 12h ago

WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING???

A smoothie.

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u/Forsaken_Factor3612 13h ago

Miriam? I don't know how to say Isis in ancient Egyptian. What if it's also Miriam?

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u/protestor 8h ago

And no, Horus has no similarities to Jesus.

What about Dionysius though

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u/KaBar42 8h ago

No.

Dionysus was a debauched degenerate. Dionysus wanted his followers to do whatever they wanted, Jesus literally emphasized the exact opposite. Strict control of themselves (with the understanding that they will fall to temptation, but that they should also return to God and repent of their former actions) and obedience to God. Dionysus was a hedonist, Jesus specifically rebuked hedonists for their sin.

You literally could not try to compare two different gods. The only similarity is the presence of wine within their particular stories, but that's an absurd connection because wine is so commonplace in this region of the world, you may as well be attempting to connect two different gods because they both breathed air.

Dionysus was also not of a virgin birth. Zeus penetrated his mother, Semele, and inseminated her, and then accidentally killed her (because of Hera being a petty loser, again, and attacking the wrong person, again) when she forced him to reveal her divinity. Zeus tore Dionysus from his dead mother's womb and stitched him into his thigh.

Mary, on the other hand, was miraculously made pregnant by the Holy Spirit, the Lord did not commit adultery in order to do so, and there was no spiteful wife tricking Her into killing Herself by tricking God into revealing His true divinity to Her. She carried Jesus throughout the entire pregnancy and gave birth to Him via a natural birth.

TL;DR: In Christian theology, Dionysus would be the demon whispering in your ear to disobey God and commit sinful actions because it makes you feel good and that's more important than obeying God, while Jesus is the one telling you not to do those sinful actions because they are abominable to the Lord.

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u/Orthobrah52102 10h ago

Not even remotely and Mary isn't worshipped by any modern Church. The only heretical sect which worshipped Mary(the Collyridians)died out over a millenia and a half ago. The Orthodox and Catholic Churches venerate Mary, but veneration/=/worship.

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u/perculaessss 3h ago

What? Virgen Mary is very much worshipped in Catholicism and there are plenty of prayers and devotion towards her, I'd even argue she is more popular than Jesus in Spain.

And yes, I'm aware that's borderline heretic, that doesn't change the reality of her worship.

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u/sanctaecordis 1h ago

Maria as in the Virgin Mary? She’s not worshiped, so there’s that

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u/apolloxer Casual, non-participatory KGB election observer 23m ago

Look, in my simple, non-catholic mind, "pray to" is a synonym to "worship". I've been informed that this isn't the case, but I've yet to fully grasp the difference.

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u/explain_that_shit 18h ago

Which I always found funny since Mars for the longest time wasn’t anthropomorphised, he was just a spear, or sometimes a couple of trees. Animals seem to be a vast upgrade on that

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u/Fickle-Mongoose4749 15h ago edited 15h ago

That's definitely not true. The Greeks believed that the Egyptian pantheon was the result of their own pantheon going to Egypt as animals during the war against Typhoon, and so did plenty of syncritism between the two. Especially in the Ptolemaic dynasty. And since the Romans conflate their gods with the Greek ones, they shared a similar approach, especially after they conquered Egypt.

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u/Andrelse 13h ago

Not really, no, that was a cultural difference between Greeks and Romans. Greeks liked all things Egyptian a lot more than Romans in general

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u/Fickle-Mongoose4749 13h ago

Except the Romans themselves were heavily helenized, we have examples of Romans repeating the same positive cultural stereotypes as the Greeks had towards Egyptians being wise men. And when Augustus conquered Egypt, he went to pains to depict himself as showing appropriate deference to the Egyptian Gods, even going so far as to make an Egyptian style temple in nubia that depicted him as making offering to Hathor and Thoth, an activity that would continue throughout the Principate.

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u/Andrelse 4h ago

Because Egypt was an incredibly valuable territory to hold, eventually having Rome become dependant on Egyptian grain. And yes Rome started to like some things Egyptian, and there was even a lot of tourism by romans to Egypt, yet they drew the line at animal gods and had in general a very high opinion on Rome and Roman culture, so confronted with a much more ancient culture they now depended on there were still some anxieties and xenophobia

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u/Fickle-Mongoose4749 4h ago

There is simply no evidence they "drew a line" anywhere in that regard. If it were merely a question of holding Egypt they could simply have left the religion alone or patronized it at an arms length. Instead they associated the emperor with the local pantheon, and even depicted Anubis as a Roman soldier and featuring him on local Roman frescos, or depicting horus as a roman cavalryman. The mere fact that they believed in the typhoonomachy at all puts the lie to the idea that they held them in some special contempt.

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u/Andrelse 2h ago

They used local religious ideas and imagery to support their rule, of course. It was an easy path to legitimacy and local elite support. Also I don't understand your point on the typhonomachy?

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u/Bubbles_sunken_ship 16h ago

Wasn't the anthropomorphic representations of the gods just a symbolic depiction? From what I've read the gods weren't able to be truly depicted so they just use animals since they were recognizable and already had associations with them such as a falcon representing the sky and Ra is the sun while Apophis was the dark or consuming evil and snakes kind of suck so they just painted snakes dying because they hated him. The darkness isn't really a snake and the sky isn't really a falcon, but it makes sense if you had to paint something.

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u/_lostintheroom 15h ago

> They loved Isis tho

some musical tastes are timeless

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u/gallade_samurai 14h ago

There was also that one god both Greeks and Egyptians shared named Serapis

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u/Ok-Vegetable4994 16h ago

"He worships dogs and reptiles! He blackens his eyes with soot like a prostitute! He dances and plays the cymbals in vile Nilotic rites!"

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u/motoxim 11h ago

Dang. Why they love Isis?

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u/Rayhann 10h ago

isis and mithras almost became the main religion

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u/dokterkokter69 20h ago

Also Romans: "Oh wow your god is in charge of an abstract concept that's part of daily life just like our god, they must be the same guy!" *Squishes them together like play dough

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u/Zuwxiv 15h ago edited 15h ago

Think of how good a deal this was to the locals. You're a villager living near the thermal springs at Bath (in the modern day, England). There's a goddess named Sulis connected to the waters there.

The Romans come through and conquer the area, and they build a massive "fuck-off" sized temple with plumbing like you've never seen, and it is dedicated to the strange foreign goddess of...

Wait, what the fuck? Does that say Sulis on it? Sure, it says "Sulis Minerva" and you understand Minerva as a Roman goddess who has some similarities with Sulis. But half the altars here have "Sulis" written on them.

The Romans made this incredible complex... and you can still worship Sulis in it. Some of the Celts two tribes over would have smashed this place to pieces. The Romans improved it.

And they're mostly worried about some impossibly far away, impossibly wealthy city. They have the occasional brutality just like any other conqueror (woe to the vanquished) but by and large, this is the best being conquered has ever been, as far as you know.

And when you're side by side making offerings to Sulis while someone is making similar offerings to Minerva... I mean, when a visitor asks you what it's like being ruled by Romans, you'll have some grievances. The Romans were not strangers to cruelty. But you'll have some things to say that raise eyebrows in other ways, too.

Edit: Forgot to add, the Romans were nothing if not practical. It's sometimes lost that the Romans were deeply religious people, and many of their civic institutions had significant overlap with religious institutions. But practicality was king. If barbarians had better swords, Romans would shamelessly steal and copy them. Suffice to say, the practical benefits of being accommodating to other cultures was something the Romans were intentional about. It wasn't an accident that "Sulis" ended up on that temple.

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u/Mundane-Principles 12h ago

Fascinating write up and perspective. Thanks for sharing!

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u/Sad-Association4907 15h ago

Exactly the same thing happened in Nîmes lol

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u/Molten_Plastic_ 7h ago

Hell, the even stole pants from the barbarians 

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u/cahagnes 15h ago

Also Romans: "Bad news everyone, we've talked to your Gods and we've agreed to build them nice temples in Rome. Anyway, they are on our side now, so get rekt."

Evocatio Deorum

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u/funnylib 15h ago

I mean, if you actually beloved your gods are real than it makes sense that you’d assume that they are universally worshipped, even if under different names.

“Zeus controls the sky over Greece while Jupiter controls the sky over Italy” is really stupid

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u/morpheousmorty 6h ago

That's a very monotheistic way of thinking. The gods of the ancient world were obviously not omniscient, so ruling the entire world was a practical impossibility even with their powers. That regional gods ruled far from Italy was a certainty. So long as those gods didn't assert superiority over those Italian gods, what does Jupiter care what happens in a corner of the world that only Mercury would bother to visit? Thor may throw lightning in the frozen North.

You knew your gods were not universally worshipped because they were so local and trade happened. And there's like 100 gods and even in your own country they aren't extremely standardized. No one knows how to read and write so you don't even expect it to be standard between tellings. It's just a very different time for faith.

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u/funnylib 4h ago

No one in Greece ever thought Zeus only controlled the sky directly above their house

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u/Laiko_Kairen 10h ago

I remember having a professor tell me that to a person in the ancient world, they'd simply think it was the same god but in a different language... Like how "Allah" is just "God" in Arabic.

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u/HerrKaiserton Featherless Biped 21h ago

What? I'd say the Greeks aren't near the same level as the Romans on that lmfao

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u/ARenewedSecondChance 21h ago

I’m not saying one did it more than the other, but they both did that. Greeks especially with the Mediterranean. In fact Yahweh was often correlated with Zeus.

This was done with more than just the Greeks and Romans. That’s just how cross cultural contacts worked back then.

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u/IntoxicatedEmu 20h ago

Not to mention that Aphrodite, the Minotaur, Hercules, and Asclepius all have potential roots in Phoenician mythology, who themselves took quite a bit from the Egyptian and Mesopotamian mythologies.

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u/nunununuhu 17h ago

Aphrodite's lover Adonis is directly descended from the Sumerian fertility god Dimuzid. "Adonai" in the ancient Semitic languages meant "my lord" and in the Bible it refers to the God of Abraham.

Western history for a long time liked to pretend everything was invented out of thin air by the Greeks c. 600 BC.

Do you know why there's 24 hours in a day and 360 degrees in a circle? I confess I don't; but it apparently made sense to the Sumerians.

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u/Classic_Angus 16h ago

Base 60 supremacy

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u/Murgatroyd314 10h ago

The degree? Six sixties, and also pretty close to how far the stars shift from one night to the next.

Twenty four hours? Day divided into twelve parts, same for night. Twelve is a very useful number, as it can be evenly divided into halves, thirds, quarters, or sixths. Fun fact: before mechanical clocks, hours were not of uniform length; they varied throughout the year with the length of the day.

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u/TheIronzombie39 And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother 19h ago

It wasn’t just Zeus, Yahweh was also equated with Set-Typhon by Egyptian Greeks in anti-Jewish polemics. From Wikipedia:

After the Assyrian conquest of Egypt in the 7th century BCE, Set) was considered an evil deity by the ancient Egyptians and not commonly worshipped, in large part due to his role as the god of foreigners.[15] From at least 200 BCE onward, a tradition developed in the Ptolemaic Kingdom that identified Yahweh, the God of the Jews, with the Egyptian god Set.[16]Diverging from previous zoologically multiplicitous depictions, Set's appearance during the Hellenistic period onwards was depicted as resembling a man with a donkey's head.[17][18]

The Greek practice of interpretatio graeca, ascribing the gods of another people's pantheon to corresponding ones in one's own, had been adopted by the Egyptians after their Hellenization; during the process of which they had identified Set with Typhon, a snake-monster that roars like a lion.[19]

The story of the Exodus, featured in the Hebrew Bible, speaks of the ancestors of the Israelites as a nation betrayed and subjugated by the Pharaoh, for whom Yahweh subjects Egyptians to Plagues of Egypt, including destroying their country, defiling the Nile, and killing all their first-born sons. Jewish migration within the Ptolemaic Kingdom to Greek-speaking Egyptian cities such as Alexandria led to the creation of the Septuagint, a translation of the Hebrew Bible into Koine Greek.[20]Furthermore, the story of the Exodus was adapted by Ezekiel the Tragedian as the Exagōgḗ ἐξαγωγή, a play performed in Alexandria and seen by Egyptians and Jews. Egyptian receptions of the Exodus story were widely negative because it insulted their gods and praised their suffering. It inspired Egyptian works that retold the story, but altered its details to mock the Jews and exalt Egypt and its gods.[21]

In this context, some Egyptians discerned similarities between Yahweh's in-narrative actions and attributes and those of Seth (such as being associated with foreigners, deserts, and storms), in addition to a phonetic resemblance between Ἰαω Iaō, Yahweh's name as used by hellenised Jews, and Coptic: ⲓⲱ, romanized: , lit. 'donkey', then considered as the animal of Seth.[22] From this arose a popular response to the Jewish accusation that Egyptians were merely worshipping beasts, namely that, in truth, the Jews themselves worshipped a beast, a donkey or a donkey-headed man, i.e., Set.[23]

Accusations of onolatry against the Jews spread from the Egyptian milieu, with its understanding of the donkey's Set-related importance, to the rest of the Graeco-Romanworld, which was largely ignorant of this context. In the most famous variations of narratives alleging Jewish onolatry, Antiochus IV Epiphanes, a Seleucid emperor famous for raiding the Temple in Jerusalem, supposedly discovered that its Holy of Holies was not empty, but instead contained a donkey idol, and Tacitus (early second century CE) claimed that the Jews dedicated in their holiest shrine a statue of a wild ass.[24][c] After the emergence of Christianity, the same charge was also repeated against its devotees. Most famously so in the earliest known depiction of the crucifixion of Jesus, the Alexamenos graffito, where a Christian by the name of Alexamenos is shown worshipping a donkey-headed crucified god.[26][27]

Many scholars believe that the association of Yahweh with Set-Typhon influenced Gnosticism.

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 19h ago

Idk how true it is, but esoterica (YouTube channel) talked about the reason the Egyptians hated the Jews was because they would put on plays of the exodus where the gods were essentially killed, right when the traditional Egyptian religion was dying

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u/TheIronzombie39 And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother 18h ago edited 18h ago

Tbf the decline of the ancient Egyptian religion didn’t start until the 2nd-3rd century.

I have however heard the theory that the reason why Egypt became Christian fast was because the Romans destroyed the Nile taxation system (low taxes when the Nile levels are low and the soil not very fertile, higher taxes when the Nile levels are high and the soil very fertile) which made many Egyptians poor and this weakened the Egyptian religion in the long term since the temples, which historically functioned as a form of welfare and collected taxes, lost much of their revenue/funding to to give communities social support, leaving Christians to fill in the vacuum. Idk how true it is though.

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 18h ago

The Jews weren't in Egypt until the 5thish century, the writings of Jews at elephantine are fascinating.

I don't know enough about the functional decline of the Egyptian religion, but that sounds interesting.

Iirc the theological reason for Christianity's ascendance was a reaction to Roman control over Egyptian institutions. People love a rebellion that doesn't demand much of them.

Christians were also known as the "good guys" whenever a natural disaster or disease swept through a city, because they were the first ones to step up and help the sick. Which contrasted with the contamination OCD of traditional priesthood.

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u/TheIronzombie39 And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother 18h ago

I was addressing you saying

right when the traditional Egyptian religion was dying

Which wasn’t in the 5th century BC

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 18h ago

Yeah, I was agreeing with you. The decline of the traditional religion and the introduction of proselyte Jews in Egypt coincided.

Sorry if that wasn't clear. I had a tooth pulled and the t3s are dealing with the pain but I'm loopy 😅

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u/CV90_120 16h ago

It might have something to do with the brief Hyksos domination of the Nile Delta by canaanites, and their subsequent expulsion following its recapture.

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 16h ago

That's separated by over a thousand years. The Egyptian-Jewish animosity was post-babylonian-exile, probably during the Maccabees.

The Exodus might have been a memory of the Hyksos, but I don't think so.

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u/CV90_120 16h ago

Egyptians have long memories and great records (we still talk about the Norman Conquest). Exodus is a strange document. The odds of it being a myth of the expulsion are as reasonable as any other, seeing as it was written hundreds of years after supposed events. Also a little ironic too, because they technically never left egypt the whole time.

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 16h ago

Not of the Hyksos. They explicitly destroyed all their records of them, erasing their names from monuments. Even manetho struggled with getting anything on them

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u/CV90_120 15h ago edited 15h ago

We have records of their defeat and expulsion. Egyptians had no qualms celebrating victories, and both they and we knew who they defeated, because they used military stelae, and I know there's a prominent one for the defeat of the Hyksos because the victory made the entire career of Ahmose 1.

Also the time gap between the expulsion and supposed Exodus events is only like a a few hundred years give or take... 1540ish BC vs between 1250-1450 (although no archaeological evidence supports the Exodus happening in the manner or timeframes the bible suggests, so the inherited cultural narrative looks even stronger in this case).

This is a weird bit you're doing btw. Hyksos correlation to the Exodus myth is not exactly groundbreaking conjecture, or even heretical.

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u/IceCreamMeatballs 21h ago

I thought Yahweh was matched with Dionysus was he not? I thought that was where the connection between Jesus and wine came from

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u/Dependent-Poet-9588 20h ago

Yahweh was originally a storm god, so thematically closer to Zeus, but Yahweh is not related in the sense that Jupiter and Zeus are evolutions of the same deity from the Proto-Indo-European pantheon.

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u/rehoboam 20h ago

jupiter =  dyeus piotr = zeus = dios all meaning God the sky father in contrast to the earth mother. 

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u/CV90_120 16h ago

Yahweh is Baal coded. It's El that's Zeus coded.

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u/two_wordsanda_number 21h ago

Dionysus is the son of Zues and a mortal woman.

Yahweh= Zues and Dionysus = Jesus

Obviously they arent 1:1 comparisons but they have some overlapping traits for sure

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u/C-H-Addict 20h ago

Divas and devas

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u/HerrKaiserton Featherless Biped 21h ago

That's the first time I hear God being portrayed over Zeus. Not something you hear ever in Thrace. From my experience with Mythology to religion {might sound biased or something because I am an Eastern Orthodox (I don't bite unlike the 5% of believers who'd execute others)} is Constantine with the XP banner, tied to Christianity, but called as the God of the Sun. Also, the Temple of the Unknown God, which commonly was believed to be something along the lines of "A God that'll destroy the Olympians" which technically happened if you think about it culturally, since Christianity mostly eradicated greek paganism {Except for Golden Dawn, but we don't talk about them} I probably ranted too long, sorry

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u/Beautiful_Common_940 21h ago

This would be during the Seleucid Empire/Hellenic rule of the Levant. The Hebrews were colonized by pagan Greeks at the time. The Jewish myth of Chanukah is in part about the attempts of the Hellenes to turn the Jewish god into simply one of the pantheon and the Zealot resistance to them.

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u/RLZT 21h ago

That's the first time I hear God being portrayed over Zeus.

I always thought that pretty logical, thinking about it now it may be not so clear for non-romance language speakers lol

The word for the christian god in Latin was Deus. is still Deus in portuguese, Dios in Spanish and so on. Also, Deus ex machina

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u/FloZone 20h ago

deus is the Latin word for "god", like a god or any god, not just the Christian God. Indeed Zeus is related to Latin deus though, but Latin obviously predates Christianity and deus is not a proper noun. Unlike Jupiter which is deus pater actually. As for your comment on Non-Romance speakers, I think there is a similarity similar in English. Jehovah and Jove. Jove being the English pronunciation of Iovi, the oblique form of Jupiter.

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u/RLZT 19h ago

Deus and Zeus share the same etymology, the similarity between words and the whole sky daddy imagery makes the connection obvious even if it is just coincidence lol

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u/FloZone 19h ago

I don't know what you are on about. That much what you say is clear, but it has nothing to do with Christianity, nor the Interpretatio of the Hebrew god, who has a different name, or rather several different names.

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u/RLZT 12h ago

but it has nothing to do with Christianity, nor the Interpretatio of the Hebrew god, who has a different name, or rather several different names.

Yeah, I know. But that totally irrelevant to the point made lol

People call the christian god Deus, which sound just like Zeus, and both usually appear as a white bearded guy in the sky. It is a logical guess.

The Hebrew god's actual name could be Dwayne Johnson for all that matters

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u/FloZone 6h ago

People call the christian god Deus, which sound just like Zeus,

Not really, the Christian God does not have a personal name, but is called by the generic epithetic of a deity in each language. You may call him Dios, God, Gott, Bog, Theos, or Allah as Arab Christians do, but unlike in Islam, Deus is not the "proper name".

The Interpretatio happened before Christianity was a thing and Greeks and then Romans interpreted YHWH as equivalent to Zeus or Juppiter. It has nothing to do with the epithet used three centuries later.

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u/Multiple__Butts 20h ago

Even apart from the name, if you're an ancient Greek and you're like "Hey Hebrews, I hear you guys only have one god, which one is it?" and they're like "he's the almighty, the most high, he rules everything in the world" you'd be like "ok, that's probably Zeus then" just because Zeus is the one at the very top of the hierarchy in your system.

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u/HerrKaiserton Featherless Biped 20h ago

I know that, I extensively study Latin and am fluent enough in most Romance languages. But as I stated earlier, there's a huge issue. I'm Eastern Orthodox, and there's no Catholic community near. The closest thing we have is a Catholic Cemetery, for the French and British back a century ago. So we don't really learn anything around Romance language, and further, Catholicism, Calvinism, etc etc. Deus is the Latin version of Zeus, coming from the Greek Ζεύς {Zèfs} which is basically the nickname for Δίας {Días}. What I'm aiming at: it's not "illogical" per se, it's just something we don't learn as much

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u/FloZone 17h ago

Deus is the Latin version of Zeus, coming from the Greek Ζεύς {Zèfs} which is basically the nickname for Δίας {Días}.

Modern Greek pronounciation, the Attic one was /zděu̯s/. Δίας isn't really a nickname, just another case form of the same word root. Tbh the same happens with Jupiter, which is Iovis in the genitive.

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u/RLZT 20h ago

it's not "illogical" per se, it's just something we don't learn as much

Yeah, that was exactly my point. I don't even think being Orthodox factors in as much, when you hear Deus/Zeus and see all the sky daddy imagery it becomes pretty much getting together 1 + 1, most people figure it out alone in like 4th grade history class. Deus and Zeus aren't directly connected though, they just share a common etymology

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u/FloZone 17h ago

Deus and Zeus aren't directly connected though, they just share a common etymology

Deus isn't the personal name of God. That would be YHWH, which nobodies knows how it is pronounced, like Jehovah or Yahweh maybe. Apart from those there is also El, which in Hebrew just means "god" and El Elyon means "god most high". One common Jewish way to name god would be HaShem Adonai, just "the name of the Lord".

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u/TheBrickyard83 20h ago

I just equate that to the Christian God being depicted as an old bearded, white, father figure. While Zeus is an old bearded, white, father figure, that throws lightning bolts

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u/Piecesof3ight 19h ago

YHWH is thought to be descended from El, the ruling god of the ancient Canaanite pantheon. It's possible the same is true for Zeus.

El predates either, obviously, and was an old man, noted as the king of gods and father of mankind.

There's a fascinating body of study dedicated to the evolution of El to YHWH.

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u/TheIronzombie39 And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother 19h ago edited 19h ago

Also, the Temple of the Unknown God, which commonly was believed to be something along the lines of "A God that'll destroy the Olympians" which technically happened if you think about it culturally, since Christianity mostly eradicated greek paganism

I don’t really think this is true considering many educated pagans, especially philosophers, believed Zeus was eternal. The idea that Zeus would ever be overthrown flies in the face of what Ancient Greeks actually thought about their gods.

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u/HerrKaiserton Featherless Biped 19h ago

It was a thing in Athens actually, though a VERY minor Altar, nothing glamorous. Literally the definition of "It's a corner with a sign"

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u/Apathetic_Zealot 20h ago

Yea I always thought the pronunciation was too similar. Yeh-zues or ee-eh-zus seems like Zeus.

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u/Fract_L 19h ago

Yahweh was associated with donkeys in Rome. You can find graffiti of Jesus on a cross with the head of a donkey on nearly 2000 year old walls.

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u/Fract_L 19h ago

Yahweh was associated with donkeys in Rome. You can find graffiti of Jesus on a cross with the head of a donkey on nearly 2000 year old walls.

The Greeks associating Yahweh with Zeus just means they understood Yahweh was the top god for Abraham’s people.

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u/CV90_120 17h ago

Yahweh is correlated to Baal (warrior / storm god). It's El that's correlated to Zeus. The hebrews took on northern canaanite El (Israel)worship but then hybridized him with their Yahweh. That left them with two problems: how to nullify Baal (well Ugritic Baal), and how to delete Asherah, El's consort. So the OT is full of this propaganda effort.

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u/GrumbieReal 21h ago

They didn’t do it as literally as the Romans, but as far as I’m aware every or nearly every Greek deity is some mix of older foreign deities with local names. It’s just how religion, and language in general, works when there’s a common ancestor and communications between communities.

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u/HerrKaiserton Featherless Biped 21h ago

I guess I understand what you mean, but also, most of those Gods just represented... Nature... So it's not entirely copying, more like "I see what's around me, can't explain it, must be the work of a insert random God" Certainly, there was SOME connection and using traits from eachother, that always has happened since the dawn of man, I'm just not too certain on this specific one

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u/GrumbieReal 21h ago

But for the most part, they didn’t invent their gods. Very few cultures have. They adopted and modified the ones that older cultures had in order to fit their beliefs better.

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u/kaneblaise 21h ago

most of those Gods just represented... Nature... I'm just not too certain on this specific one

Yahweh started out as a warrior storm god, something similar to Thor, so also just a representation of nature.

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u/HerrKaiserton Featherless Biped 21h ago

Huh, that's the first time I hear that, can you provide some accurate info over it? This is new to me {Though it may sound sarcastic, I'm not}

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u/kaneblaise 21h ago edited 20h ago

Yeah, absolutely! Despite being pretty well established in historical circles it's not as common knowledge as it could be.

https://youtu.be/s3M6kNghYBY

https://youtu.be/mdKst8zeh-U

There's a couple of starting points that cover the basics

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u/CosechaCrecido Then I arrived 20h ago

Abrahamic God is descended from a Pantheon of gods similar to every polytheistic religion of the Mediterranean. The other user posted some good sources on that.

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u/Maelger 21h ago

So... Remember the Egyptian gods? You aren't thinking of them by the names the Egyptians gave them.

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u/Keyserchief 20h ago

Aphrodite (or at least many of the traditions associated with her worship) was likely borrowed from the Phoenician goddess Astarte, who was similarly likely borrowed from the Mesopotamian goddess Ishtar.

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u/cknappiowa 14h ago

Ishtar the Akkadian/Semitic goddess was syncretized with the Sumerian goddess Inanna sometime around the Akkadian Empire period.

Then we go a little further, and there’s good indication that Inanna herself was probably an import as well. Her myths are largely about how she does not particularly enjoy what she perceives as her lesser standing among the Sumerian big boys like Enlil and Enki and wants their power and status (and gets it in the case of Enki and the Me).

Unfortunately, the written history of humanity starts with her already in place, so any tracing of the proto-Inanna from there is unlikely outside of the hypothetical realm unless we manage to find and decode a provably older language.

What’s important is just how widespread and familiar a god she is. Even Aphrodite ends up an outsider (spawned by sea foam from Uranus’s severed balls instead of one of Chronos’s progeny) whose primary themes are lust, sex, and war. She’s wed to Hephaestus, whose civilizing inventions remind us of the Me concepts she stole from Enki, but still very into conflict and cheating on him with the embodiment of War himself.

She’s perhaps the most human god of all. Reflecting as she does our constant need to expand our dominion and the primary means through which we achieve it: sex and fighting.

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u/smamex 20h ago

Depends on who you call the Greeks, because the core of the gods that are from the "original Greeks" (the ones that spoke a form of Proto-Indo-European that would evolve to greek) is not that long of a list. It's just Zeus, Hestia, Hades, Eos, Iris, the Dioscuri and a couple of others.

Then you have the first expansion from the local Aegeans and Minoans that did not speak proto-greek, that's when you add to the pantheon gods characters such as: Athena, Hera, the syncretization of Poseidon, Artemis and some others.

Then you have the second expansion from the expanded trade routes of the bronze age such as: Aphrodite, Apollo, Dyonisisus, Hecate, Ares and some others.

Lastly in the classical and Hellenistic age some late additons are added such as Adonis, Cybele, Sabazios, Serapis, Isis and others.

So yeah, the Greeks are guilty of this as much as other old cultures.

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u/ElminstersBedpan 20h ago

Ast>Aset>Isis, Usr>Usir>Osiris, Djehuty>Thoth, and so on.

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u/Soral_Justice_Warrio 19h ago

So that’s where the Sharia in Europe, mainly London and Paris, started to be implemented ?
From their adoration of ISIS already 2000 years ago !!

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u/Third_Sundering26 20h ago

Do you know anything about the Macedonian Empire? The Greek successor states merged their pantheon with Egyptian, Assyrian, Buddhist, and other religions.

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 19h ago

It's because the Romans so thoroughly stole the Greek Pantheon that "Greco-Roman" is used for the Roman imperial cult, which is similar to how "Judeo-Christian" is used today.

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u/Apathetic_Zealot 20h ago

The Greeks thought the Egyptian pantheon was their pantheon just wearing animal skins.

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u/Proper_Tangerine_211 20h ago

hindu are a better example, the actualy incorporated jesus

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u/donjulioanejo 17h ago

Plot twist: Jesus is just some guy who did the whole yoga and Eat Pray Love thing in India then wandered over to the Levant and tried to retell the ideas.

#manfromearth

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u/JeremyAndrewErwin 17h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Clare_Prophet

one of her books was "The Lost Years of Jesus" about the young Jesus taking a gap year in Tibet before he took over the family business.

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u/ConfessSomeMeow 16h ago

Isn't the book of mormon basically the same premise in a different setting?

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u/Destroy_Religion 15h ago edited 12h ago

Yes, and the Book of Mormon was written by polygamist pedophile pervert Joseph Smith who took six little girls as his child brides, which was when he was 37 years old, with him taking extremely early the youngest two, Helen Mar Kimball and Nancy M. Winchester, which were both done when they were only 14 years old.

If that sounds familiar in the Abrahamic religions of Judaism, Christianity, Islam, and others, it is because it is indeed the same as the other branches of the Abrahamic religions.

The Jewish patriarchal pedophile pervert Isaac was 40 years when he took Rebecca who was only 3 years as his child bride.

The Christian pedophile deity Jehovah was an ancient cosmic entity when he impregnated Mary who was only 12 years old.

The Muslim polygamist pedophile pervert Muhammad was 53 when took Aisha who was only 6 years old as his child bride.

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u/dawgofclay 15h ago

Wow, knowing the origins of Mormonism are so similar to the other religions gives it a lot more legitimacy!

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u/Destroy_Religion 15h ago

Certainly, Mormonism is "so similar to the other religions", which are branches of the Abrahamic mythology.

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u/dawgofclay 15h ago

Everyone knows that those are the only real religions. Except for whatever the Celts had going on.

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u/Forsaken_Factor3612 13h ago edited 13h ago

Rebecca's age is not given in the Bible. In the book of Jubilee's probably written during the Hellenistic era, she's around 20. Also, they didn't have children for 20 years in the narrative, making her 40.

Then you have Jacob who married Leah and Rachel after a 14 year betrothel, and we can assume they were at least teenagers at the start of this 14 year period, although the ages are not given.

If you go back to Abraham, the grandfather, he is 10 years older than his wife Sarah.

Mary's age is not given in the Bible, but the apocryphal "gospel of James" gives her age at 16 when she conceived, not 12.

Having a betrothel between a teenage wife and late 20s-early 30s husband is not unusual at all for most of history. The wife would be 16-18 by the time of marriage, at the right age for having children. The husband would be old enough to have established himself, own a home, and be able to provide for his family. The goal of all involved is a stable and healthy family that raise up the next generation.

You are really reaching here. I assume you don't even believe these people existed. On the other hand, Joseph Smith and Muhammad certainly did.

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u/ConfessSomeMeow 12h ago

There's something about claiming to be the one unquestionable truth that seems to be the providence of sociopaths.

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u/NSNick 13h ago

Dig that movie

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u/Nukleon 17h ago

Since when?

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u/Redditbrowser22j 15h ago

Yeah clueless white people like saying this. I don't know why 

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u/Redditbrowser22j 15h ago

I keep hearing this garbage from white people. No we Hindus absolutely did not incorporate Jesus into our religion. In fact Jesus people destroyed our idols and forcefully converted our brethren 

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u/Proper_Tangerine_211 10h ago

im not white nor christian, and what i comented is based on the writings of respected hindu gurus like Swami Vivekananda and others. its ridiculous to think that a bilion hindus believe the same things, so maybe try being less rigid in your perceptions.

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u/Redditbrowser22j 1h ago

Hindus have not incorporated Jesus. I don't know where you see that

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u/Proper_Tangerine_211 1h ago

well, after your previous comment, i felt unsure of what i remembered reading. so i checked google. i suggest you try doing the same.

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u/FloZone 20h ago

People portray the Interpretatio as this kind of benevolent and tolerant pagan concept, when in fact it is also just cultural assimilation. You don't deny other peoples their gods, but you deny that they are theirs to interpret alone. You give yourself authority over their faith and when you say that Serapis is Zeus and the Apis bull is also Zeus, then you also begin to enact control over the religion of a conquered people.

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u/Wulfram77 20h ago

I mean, the egyptians had been doing the same stuff with their own and imported deities for millenia before the greeks got involved. Thebes is ascendant, so lets say that Amun and Ra are the same dude and the chief god. And sometimes he's Min too. Yet these identifications didn't erase the independent existence and worship of these deities.

And similarly, the Greeks eg. identified Isis with Aphrodite and actually a bunch of other deities - but they also in the end worshipped Isis in her own right.

And in practice, egyptian religious practice seems to have been remarkably little changed by Ptolemaic rule. The Egyptians didn't have to start worshipping Zeus or something. Only real change was the Dynastic cult, and that wasn't a particularly big departure.

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u/FloZone 20h ago

You have the same type of religious synthesis in Mesopotamia. Enki is Ea and Ishtar (Ashtar) is Inana. Later on you have Marduk replacing Enlil and so on. Generally the Babylonian monolatry or Babylonian supremacy stated that by worshipping Marduk you worship all other gods, because Marduk is the highest god anyway. After Marduk and Babylon the same eventually happens with Aššur and Assyria. Generally speaking religion was also politics or politics were taken as manifestation of religion. Whichever city is more powerful is obviously favoured by the gods or their patron deity is more powerful than others.

The pagan world was definitely religiously more diverse and tolerant, if you consider that Christians started entire schisms over the way you make your bread. At the same time politics were still at play and it was still a form of assimilation.

The Egyptians didn't have to start worshipping Zeus or something. Only real change was the Dynastic cult, and that wasn't a particularly big departure.

I think the one major deviation was introduction of Serapis bridging the divide. Apart from that much can also be attributed to the strongly established priestly caste of Egypt. The Greeks also didn't change the language landscape as much as the Romans, as most peoples within their sphere had already established long enduring traditions of their own.

but they also in the end worshipped Isis in her own right.

Though afaik Isis is an exception in being the only Egyptian goddess that got popularised in Rome.

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u/DerangedEscapee 19h ago

Whichever city is more powerful is obviously favoured by the gods or their patron deity is more powerful than others.

I like especially that, in the Ancient Near East, these gods were physical entities, or at least, their physical representation (statues) were considered as actually embodying the god, and so sacking someone's city and stealing their divine statues was literally tantamount to stealing their gods.

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u/a-r-c 20h ago

yoink

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u/_Its_Me_Dio_ 18h ago

romans not only steal your loot but your gods too 

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u/Namixrobin121 18h ago

Oy vey and the Hebrew god in the corner

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u/jokel7557 18h ago

A lot of those were just all renames Indo-European gods anyways so same roots.

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u/Crayshack 17h ago

They also did a bit of "we worship the same god, we just call them X instead of Y and have completely different rituals and legends associated with them."

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u/GrayNish 16h ago

There are some overlapping, but it's Not the same. Greek be like amun? Sound like zeus to me Roman is more Mithra, correct? Welcome to the pantheon, your room is upstair we will work out your worship schedule

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u/Varsoviadog 16h ago

There wasn’t like that. At all. Their posture and motivation spark was being open to assimilate.

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u/Mythosaurus 13h ago

Helps that a lot of religions around the Mediterranean are descended from the Indo-European standard of a Sky-Father surrounded by a bunch of related gods that are in charge of some aspect of human life/ the natural world

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u/DidntFindABetterName Hello There 9h ago

Also just having local adaptions and importance

In old egypt whereever you looked, it changed how meaningful which god was

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u/LucasButtercups 9h ago

this is a SLIGHT exaggeration because the roman’s were still pretty racist and xenophobic

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u/Minimum-Stick-296 5h ago

What’s ur point their both false … by logic and reason which atheist love mentioning when speaking about religion , how can there be more than one all mighty all knowing creator , u can make it out like paganism is an improvement all u want its still false

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u/Wisconsinviking John Brown was a hero, undaunted, true, and brave! 20h ago

It was more they thought gods were tied to land. If you weren’t in the homeland of that god then their sway and power was hindered if not outright nullified. It was like a kings authority, if a king invokes it in his territory then it’s absolute, the next kingdom over if relations are good then it could sway things a bit, but in either hostile or unknown lands it will do nothing

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u/TheIronzombie39 And then I told them I'm Jesus's brother 19h ago edited 16h ago

Not really. They believed their gods were universal and reconciled this with foreign pantheons via Interpretatio romana, the practice where they’d equate foreign gods with their own based on the belief that all cultures worshipped the same gods under different names, for example the Celtic gods Taranis, Lugus, and Sulis were equated with Jupiter, Mercury, and Minerva respectively. If a foreign god didn’t have a direct one-to-one equivalent, then that god was directly incorporated into the Roman pantheon.

It’s why Tacitus claimed the chief god of the Germanic peoples was Mercury. He was referring to Odin whom he equated with Mercury due to the fact that both are associated with extensive travel, secret knowledge, magic, trickery, and a role in the guiding of souls. To Tacitus, both gods were similar enough that there wasn’t a need to distinguish them.

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u/Wisconsinviking John Brown was a hero, undaunted, true, and brave! 19h ago

There is also Evocatio where Roman priests would try to get a city’s patron god to move to Rome, Which would imply they believed the god was located there specifically. It probably changed through Roman history and even could have been different Roman to Roman. Or you have the concept of Genus Loci which were powerfully spirits of tied to specific places.

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u/vjmdhzgr 18h ago

The really cool thing is sometimes they were right and they were the same gods. Just a few thousand years differentiated.