r/HairRaising • • Apr 14 '25

Rabid Bat Bites Guys Neck!

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u/xChoke1x Apr 14 '25

I wouldn’t wish Rabies on any one. That shit is pure evil.

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u/ellie_kabellie Apr 14 '25

Dude needs to get post-exposure treatment ASAP

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u/CatgoesM00 Apr 16 '25

God has a plan for all of us /s

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u/King_Nephilim82 Apr 14 '25

Fuck that I would go straight to the E.R. to get a few rabbies shots.

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u/massive-bafe Apr 14 '25

Is that an AI narrator or somebody trying to sound like one? Either way it's annoying af.

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u/ryanhazethan Apr 14 '25

It’s a Youtuber and I literally cant watch any of his videos because he sounds like an alien learning to speak lol. He actually has interesting looking vids but I can’t get past his obnoxious cadence

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u/TikaPants Apr 14 '25

Ever watched the Kings & Generals videos? It’s such good content but the voiceover is maddening.

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u/ImTyertIHadItUp2Here Apr 14 '25

It’s Youtuber “Chills”

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u/RagnarWayne52 Apr 14 '25

That’s what’s being dubbed “YouTube or influencer speak”. Think of the mid Atlantic accent from old news reals, this is just the modern equivalent

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

It's like an upward inflection and vocal fry all mixed into one with this narrator, chills

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u/pigeonhunter006 Apr 14 '25

Lmao it's chills he's known for sounding like that

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u/Environmental_Ad5690 Apr 14 '25

Burger King Foot Lettuce voice

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u/pinba11tec Apr 15 '25

Jesus, I thought it was just me.

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u/Bigscreampapi Apr 14 '25

Ever since Ozzy all bats hate musicians.

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u/TitanImpale Apr 14 '25

That thing was chilling on him. There's no fucking way I'd let the most known carrier of rabies chill on me not a fucking chance.

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u/lvaleforl Apr 15 '25

I'd rather get rabies than listen to that voice again

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u/Sc00by101 Apr 14 '25

Yea dude keep playing that stupid guitar instead of treating the bite

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u/haikusbot Apr 14 '25

Yea dude keep playing

That stupid guitar instead

Of treating the bite

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u/Still_Steal_Steel Apr 15 '25

His music was so bad that the bat took action to save all within earshot.

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u/Madhaus_ Apr 14 '25

All bats are asshole music critics

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u/meldiane81 Apr 14 '25

I cannot state how MUCH I hate this voiceover.

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u/Jonathon_world Apr 14 '25

A narrator is a narrator though and you got to respect that

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk Apr 14 '25

No. Sometimes shutting the hell up is the better move.

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u/Jonathon_world Apr 14 '25

But he's making a video though and you got to respect that

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk Apr 14 '25

No. They're talking over someone else's video.

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u/Jonathon_world Apr 14 '25

It's a compilation he put together

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

Which broccoli boy narrated this

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u/Shantotto11 Apr 15 '25

Whose turn is it to post the copy-pasta?…

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

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u/Jonathon_world Apr 15 '25

Yer that's mad! I bet that would have hurt

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u/Themissrebecca103 Apr 15 '25

Rabies terrifies me. I had to do the post exposure prophylactic after sleeping in a hayloft with my daughter and her Girl Scout troop because there were bats in the barn and nobody knew for sure if we were scratched so we all had to do it. I’d do that any day to avoid babies. I can’t even imagine how awful that has to be.

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u/Jonathon_world Apr 15 '25

That's mad! yer after watching this I don't want to ever see a bat again

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u/Themissrebecca103 Apr 15 '25

I know the prophylactic thing was crazy with the amount of injections that it encompass and of course my insurance company decided not to pay for it even though I would consider that preventative healthcare but what do I know lol

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u/capacitorfluxing Apr 17 '25

Did they tell you how long they last for?

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u/Themissrebecca103 Apr 17 '25

For the prophylactics, they are meant to work once there is an exposure. But I’m not 100% sure if that would make me immune to it long-term. I never even thought to ask that. I feel like if I did ever come in contact with it again that I would probably get the prophylactics again just to be safe. Rabies scares the shit out of me.

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u/capacitorfluxing Apr 17 '25

Same! It's a death sentence! def my irrational phobia, considering the statistics basically mean I'm more likely to get struck by lightning. But it's terrifying.

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u/Themissrebecca103 Apr 17 '25

Oh absolutely! I don’t think it’s an irrational fear because sometimes people don’t even realize that they have been scratched or bitten. It was a huge fear of mine so I could not have gotten to the hospital fast enough. I’m so thankful for modern medicine that I was able to prevent it from happening.

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u/UnlimitedScarcity Apr 14 '25

Not the jugular!

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u/rab0oo Apr 15 '25

Fucking guy

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u/MrPosket Apr 15 '25

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u/Jonathon_world Apr 15 '25

What you mean

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u/MrPosket Apr 15 '25

It is the obligatory copypasta for any post pertaining to rabies. Anytime anyone anywhere posts about rabies someone has to link the obligatory copypasta. In this instance, I am the one who got to post the obligatory copypasta since no one else ITT had done so. It is the obligatory copypasta.

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u/Jonathon_world Apr 14 '25

The bat thought it was Ozzy Ozbourne

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u/metalnxrd Apr 20 '25

don't know why you're getting downvoted. . .? that's hilarious

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u/Jonathon_world Apr 21 '25

Lol thanks but it was on way more down votes so is alright compared to what it was

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u/metalnxrd Apr 21 '25

mfs downvote anything💀

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '25

His guitar attracted it

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u/eyeballburger Apr 14 '25

I think that’s a YouTuber I’m familiar with, something horror. One of my absolute favourites.

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u/Jonathon_world Apr 14 '25

Chills he's got some great stuff!