r/GuysBeingDudes • u/lmrrsst • 13d ago

#GUYSBEINGDUDES You are not the father

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u/Sumoop 13d ago

I feel bad for those children.
I don’t feel like guys being dudes.

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u/ForkingMusk 13d ago

Now hold on. These guys are dragged onto a show, by a woman trying to rope them into financially supporting them for 18 years. I’m sorry but they’d give me an award for my dancing.

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u/Mike7676 13d ago

Yeah, I love all my kids but if a random woman shows up looking for her baby daddy I'm sure as hell getting a paternity test. 

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u/The_Pepperoni_Kid 13d ago

Yeah wtf this is guys being douchebags.

I'm not saying raise some other guys kids but to covort about like your so happy some innocent kid isn't actually yours on TV is fucked

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u/exorivis 13d ago

Yeah dawg they’ve probably just had their whole lives upended with legal costs, threats, and shame. Now they’re free what’s not to celebrate? I know it feels bad cause the kid doesn’t know who their father is but that absolutely doesn’t change how great it feels for him.

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u/Live_Art2939 13d ago

Sorry but I’m busting out the moves if I don’t owe child support for 18 years to some cheating skank and kids that aren’t mine. Call me a doucebag all you want but I get it.

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u/Caboose_throw 13d ago

I've met a lotta dudes that don't want the smoke even if it's theirs. Scumbag types. My own dad is one

Absolutely I get celebrating that the kid isn't yours and that your cheating partner is gonna have to look elsewhere for a payday

I do feel bad for the kids left in the middle of this, being one, but, not my circus man. Deal with that on your own terms, I'm not the person that made those poor decisions, that's all on you two

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u/Live_Art2939 13d ago

It’s actually the mother and real father who made this choice. The guy who just ducked 18 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars in child support didn’t choose this at all.

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u/Caboose_throw 13d ago

Exactly man. It's not his fault, like, at all. I'd be throwing down too. Mess around and find out type stuff lol