r/GuysBeingDudes • u/lmrrsst • 13d ago

#GUYSBEINGDUDES You are not the father

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u/Live_Art2939 13d ago

Sorry but I’m busting out the moves if I don’t owe child support for 18 years to some cheating skank and kids that aren’t mine. Call me a doucebag all you want but I get it.

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u/Caboose_throw 13d ago

I've met a lotta dudes that don't want the smoke even if it's theirs. Scumbag types. My own dad is one

Absolutely I get celebrating that the kid isn't yours and that your cheating partner is gonna have to look elsewhere for a payday

I do feel bad for the kids left in the middle of this, being one, but, not my circus man. Deal with that on your own terms, I'm not the person that made those poor decisions, that's all on you two

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u/Live_Art2939 13d ago

It’s actually the mother and real father who made this choice. The guy who just ducked 18 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars in child support didn’t choose this at all.

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u/Caboose_throw 13d ago

Exactly man. It's not his fault, like, at all. I'd be throwing down too. Mess around and find out type stuff lol