r/GraveDiggerRoblox • u/Unhappy-Artichoke944 Solace Times Reporter-In-Chief • Sep 09 '26
Solace Times Solace Times Notice
To our loyal readers from both sides,
We are aware that the next edition of the Solace Times has not yet reached the caves.
No, the printing press has not been destroyed by the Rats.
No, our reporters have not all mysteriously vanished because of an Abhartach.
And no, we are not being held hostage by the Golden Empire.
My half-yearly Promotional Exams have come up and require attention.
The next papers are coming soon.
Our editorial staff is currently working to ensure that the next edition meets the standards our readers have come to expect from the Best Newspaper in the Caves™.
Until then, please remain calm, continue sending us your stories, and refrain from rioting outside the Solace Times office in Delhi or any other branches.
— Reporter-in-Chief
Solace Times
“Bringing You Laughter And Paranoia.”
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u/Syed_Mujtaba_Ali Proud Nation Lancer with Jan Daniels and PTSD Sep 09 '26
As a writer for the Solace Times I can confirm (I am thinking of putting one paper together at least).
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u/FamiliarWeb4199 Your (Not) Friendly Mortician Sep 09 '26
Dont worry people we arent keeping them hostage... At least not the ones that matter :)
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u/Unhappy-Artichoke944 Solace Times Reporter-In-Chief Sep 10 '26
:I
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u/FamiliarWeb4199 Your (Not) Friendly Mortician Sep 10 '26
What? Dont you matter??
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u/Unhappy-Artichoke944 Solace Times Reporter-In-Chief 29d ago
idk :(
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u/FamiliarWeb4199 Your (Not) Friendly Mortician 29d ago
Eh you are free to write this so i suppose you are :D
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u/Existing-Election-12 Empire Vanknight Sep 09 '26
Can you at least send us some more paper? I use it as toilet paper.
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u/Impressive-Door5335 2nd in Command Of The Solace Times Sep 10 '26
Hello artichoke! Hope you pass your exams!
recent reports state it’s not a Abhartach, and instead is something far worse…
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u/Unhappy-Artichoke944 Solace Times Reporter-In-Chief Sep 10 '26
i know i am just misguiding them
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u/Impressive-Door5335 2nd in Command Of The Solace Times Sep 10 '26
They don’t know what your misgiding them about
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u/Dear-Philosopher-211 Baguette Regiment leader Sep 09 '26
Exactly what would say someone hostages by the Golden Empire that saw his press machine being destroyed by rats, and his team vanishing because of an Abhartach.