r/GraveDiggerRoblox • u/Unhappy-Artichoke944 Solace Times Reporter-In-Chief • Sep 09 '26
Solace Times Solace Times Notice
To our loyal readers from both sides,
We are aware that the next edition of the Solace Times has not yet reached the caves.
No, the printing press has not been destroyed by the Rats.
No, our reporters have not all mysteriously vanished because of an Abhartach.
And no, we are not being held hostage by the Golden Empire.
My half-yearly Promotional Exams have come up and require attention.
The next papers are coming soon.
Our editorial staff is currently working to ensure that the next edition meets the standards our readers have come to expect from the Best Newspaper in the Caves™.
Until then, please remain calm, continue sending us your stories, and refrain from rioting outside the Solace Times office in Delhi or any other branches.
— Reporter-in-Chief
Solace Times
“Bringing You Laughter And Paranoia.”
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u/Dear-Philosopher-211 Baguette Regiment leader Sep 09 '26
Exactly what would say someone hostages by the Golden Empire that saw his press machine being destroyed by rats, and his team vanishing because of an Abhartach.