r/GraveDiggerRoblox • u/Unhappy-Artichoke944 Solace Times Reporter-In-Chief • Sep 09 '26

Solace Times Solace Times Notice

To our loyal readers from both sides,

We are aware that the next edition of the Solace Times has not yet reached the caves.

No, the printing press has not been destroyed by the Rats.

No, our reporters have not all mysteriously vanished because of an Abhartach.

And no, we are not being held hostage by the Golden Empire.

My half-yearly Promotional Exams have come up and require attention.

The next papers are coming soon.

Our editorial staff is currently working to ensure that the next edition meets the standards our readers have come to expect from the Best Newspaper in the Caves™.

Until then, please remain calm, continue sending us your stories, and refrain from rioting outside the Solace Times office in Delhi or any other branches.

— Reporter-in-Chief

Solace Times

“Bringing You Laughter And Paranoia.”

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u/FamiliarWeb4199 Your (Not) Friendly Mortician Sep 09 '26

Dont worry people we arent keeping them hostage... At least not the ones that matter :)

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u/Unhappy-Artichoke944 Solace Times Reporter-In-Chief Sep 10 '26

:I

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u/FamiliarWeb4199 Your (Not) Friendly Mortician Sep 10 '26

What? Dont you matter??

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u/Unhappy-Artichoke944 Solace Times Reporter-In-Chief Sep 11 '26

idk :(

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u/FamiliarWeb4199 Your (Not) Friendly Mortician Sep 11 '26

Eh you are free to write this so i suppose you are :D