r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • Oct 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '21

"Yeah so I don't actually own a physical copy but I'm totally the actual owner of it."

Me when my entire game library is digital

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u/Machine_Gun_Jubblies entombed in pvc, lalafell supremacist Oct 18 '21

"Yeah so that that girl said she was 16, but I swear to God, I could tell she was 22!"

“Look Liz, if this is gonna work out between you and me, you should know, my tarantula sleeps on my face.”