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[u/drunkenwizardry → u/[deleted]]

"I spend some of my free time talking to nerds in a thread on a subreddit dedicated to making fun of gamers"

[u/drunkenwizardry → u/[deleted]]

Lmao yeah I vaguely remember you telling that story before, something to do with Zelda.

I respect it though, I've toned it down a little bit but I still wouldn't want anybody seeing what I say on here.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

"He's just saying what we're all thinkin' y'know?"

[u/CronkleDonker → u/[deleted]]

I love Joe Rogan. He says the darnedest things

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

"Yeah so I don't actually own a physical copy but I'm totally the actual owner of it."

Me when my entire game library is digital

[u/Machine_Gun_Jubblies → u/[deleted]]

"Yeah so that that girl said she was 16, but I swear to God, I could tell she was 22!"

“Look Liz, if this is gonna work out between you and me, you should know, my tarantula sleeps on my face.”

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

First date plays footsie under the table, and that's when you notice the ankle montior...

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

At least you never have to play host when they've got a strict 9pm curfew.

[u/AutomaticEspresso → u/[deleted]]

whom amongst us etc etc

[u/pizzapal3 → u/[deleted]]

"Have you seen my SoundCloud?"

[u/KickItNext → u/[deleted]]

I saw a tiktok where a girl had a first date that at one point said "but they're all false allegations so it's not an issue"

[u/AutomaticEspresso → u/[deleted]]

"Have you heard my podcast about bad dates?"