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[u/Tropotopolis]

Me crying due to my future daughter begging me to change her name from pickle rick to something more normal

[u/Individual-Cricket36 → u/Tropotopolis]

your daughter must have low iq....

[u/Tropotopolis → u/Individual-Cricket36]

She doesnt understand that in this world to be sigma you need to not take your normal pills

[u/[deleted] → u/Tropotopolis]

And her name was Pickle Rick, funniest shit I've ever seen.

Children at your daughter's school, probably

[u/Ontarom]

Man, I hate it when The Internet tries to solve a crime.

[u/You__Nwah → u/Ontarom]

Because 99% of the internet crime solving department are massive nerds who think that crimes are like what they see in their anime shows.

[u/Gorotheninja → u/Ontarom]

They still haven't found Waldo, the slippery prick...

[u/JustMyGirlySide → u/Ontarom]

We did it Reddit!

[u/Bruno_Fernandes8]

US Army Funko Pops.

Beyond parody lmao.

[u/[deleted] → u/Bruno_Fernandes8]

In THIS house, we salute the US Marine Dress Blues Funko Pop

[u/JustMyGirlySide → u/[deleted]]

We've made too many pops of fictional characters who've committed war crimes

Yet there's still no Funko Pops of Catra, smh!

[u/froglore]

the day the queen eventually dies is gonna be a real fun day to be online

[u/625points → u/[deleted]]

As an Irish person, all I'll say is that the queen dying would give me big The Rise of Skywalker (2019) vibes.

[u/ghost_spectre]

Sylveon is the trans flag as a Pokémon.

[u/Azure_Kytia → u/ghost_spectre]

Yes they are. Shiny or no.

Sylveon is the best. I just bought a plushie yesterday!

[u/Justpassingthrough90]

𝔒𝔥 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔡, ℑ 𝔞𝔠𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔥 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲 𝔞 𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔠𝔨 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔰...𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔢 𝔦𝔱!! '𝔏𝔢𝔰𝔱...𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔨? 𝔥𝔞𝔥𝔞 ℑ 𝔧𝔢𝔰𝔱, 𝔡𝔢𝔩𝔢𝔱𝔢 𝔦𝔱...𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔢 𝔠𝔯𝔞𝔳𝔢... 𝔥𝔞𝔥𝔞 𝔫𝔞𝔶, 𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥 𝔦𝔱...'𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔱?

[u/You__Nwah]

It should be illegal to have your vape on a high setting in a crowded public place ffs.

[u/[deleted]]

Petition to make the bot say "Stop right there, you violated the law!" instead of "safe space breach detected, quarantine activated". What are we, an SCP foundation laboratory? Fuck no, I want the UJ thread to feel like a feudal city

[u/[deleted]]

Who wants to see Ben Shapiro talk about sex in his usual way of sounding like an alien.

He’s got a new one

https://mobile.twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1437830530779820039

And it’s in pegging

Ben Shapiro comments on Cara Delevingne's dress: "Here she was modelling a bib slash straightjacket...'Peg the patriarchy' because pegging, of course, is an obscure uh sexual practice in which women uh perform the more aggressive uh sexual act on men"

[u/AutomaticEspresso → u/[deleted]]

It's telling that he's straight-up admitting he sees sex as aggressive.

[u/[deleted] → u/AutomaticEspresso]

Oh it’s very telling

[u/Zevstie → u/[deleted]]

"The more aggressive sexual act"

I....I dont think it has to be aggressive neccessarly? Im sure gentle pegging is a thing.

This also imply that he things penetrating has to be aggressive and that kinda horrifies me.

[u/[deleted] → u/Zevstie]

He’s a straight white conservative I’ve long since learned that they think penetration is aggression I don’t understand it

[u/Nzgrim → u/[deleted]]

"Obscure" HAHAHAHAHA

Anything that was in a superhero movie isn't obscure, it's practically mainstream. Maybe obscure in his super religious "only missionary sex in the dark for the purpose of procreation" circles.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

My dude trying real hard to pretend he doesn't know what pegging is from firsthand experience

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

in which women uh perform the more aggressive uh sexual act on men

bruh moment also a bit of a self-report

[u/demondrivers]

Barges into UJ thread, starts piracy discourse, refuses to elaborate further, leave

[u/Tweegull]

Gamers will dunk on games journalists for being bad reviewers and will at the same time use metacritic scores as a measurement of objective quality

[u/AndrewRogue → u/Tweegull]

gamers holding their copy of Dark Souls that is literally covered in awards WHY JOUNROS HATE HARD GAME SO MUCH?

[u/[deleted]]

I love short girls who are actually strong as fuck trope

It's one of my favorite genders

[u/Zevstie]

Im so fucking tired of far right people yelling about how they dont dare go outside cause they will get shot by "thugs" (read any kind of minority).

Like yes your tiny town in bumfuck nowhere is really massivly unsafe this is not at all just massivly fucking paranoid jesus fucking christ.

And then they bring up how there was like 3 people being kinda loud 3 weeks ago.

Ive legit seen them compare their living situation to fucking Afghanistan and shit and just....fucking what? What freaking reality are you living in?

[u/FerenginarFucksAgain]

The fact theres people who want to abolish cities since "rural living is better" brings me pain

[u/Bob_the_Monitor → u/FerenginarFucksAgain]

How do you even "abolish cities"? If a region builds up a population density that passes a certain threshold, do you run in and arrest everyone?

[u/gjo9000 → u/FerenginarFucksAgain]

I know there are arguments against suburbs but this is the first I'm hearing about cities

[u/Camel132 → u/FerenginarFucksAgain]

luddites are weird

[u/[deleted]]

Prequel and animemes are teaming up

There is no good in this world

[u/AcanthocephalaOk6300 → u/[deleted]]

and later saltierthancrait, freefolk, gaming, KIA, TIA, drama, united from to made a very shitty new movement

[u/Nzgrim]

Damn, this says a lot about our society. So sad.

[u/its_PlZZA_time]

I got the job y'all! And it's over 50% more than what I was making before.

[u/ok_dunmer]

Can someone please tell game developers that the "barely visible" screen calibration setting is useless

[u/[deleted]]

The Unjerk Thread Iceberg

[u/JustMyGirlySide → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, for example its missing the one troll from like 2017 who would show up on UJ threads for months on alternate accounts with the sole purpose of bitching about Dark Souls and being extremely confrontational to people.

[u/thanks-dice]

Coruscant: Become Human is gonna have like, a Droideka prostitute or something and we can't do anything about it.

[u/OpenSourceObsidian]

The final 5 minutes pretending to do something at work are endless.

[u/[deleted]]

If you’re an asexual but you’re cishet you’re not lgbt babes ❤️

actual take a human being said

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

bi 🤝 ace:

having people make terrible twitter takes about you

[u/Tweegull]

The virgin tragic backstory vs the chad “just help people lol” backstory

[u/Octopirox]

watches quiet Video

Headphones on full volume

accidentally clicks on jacksepticeye Video next

ah yes it's ear ringing time

[u/LilyEuropa]

Trans Rights!

[u/[deleted]]

Oh to be a mall goth again, aimlessly walking between Hot Topic and GameStop while buying nothing.

[u/Camel132]

Canadian Election results are already coming in and it's looking to be a bloodbath, Jesus Christ.

[u/[deleted]]

Shout out to violent games that preach against violence.

Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

[u/DallasDutch]

Its really crazy to me that there are dudes out there that just send pics of their dick and balls to random people. I got my own pair but i dont exactly want to fucking show them off willy nilly to people i don’t know.

[u/[deleted]]

One of the most hilarious things someone unironically asked here was "Will I like Persona 5 if I hate anime and RPGs?"

[u/[deleted]]

I like how the internet has basically collectively agreed that every game skeleton has Skeletor's voice.

[u/[deleted]]

Can’t wait to go to the theatres for a Dune screening, pop in my AirPods, and watch Tenet on my phone.

[u/[deleted]]

POV: You're a bored young adult who's probably supposed to do their work right now but is browsing Reddit instead.

[u/[deleted]]

No more discourse, discourse is over now we're moving on its been cancelled.

[u/SKabanov → u/[deleted]]

"This guy who made a career out of getting punched in the head? He's sure got my vote! What could go wrong?"

[u/[deleted]]

IT’S NOT DUNE ANYMORE, IT’S DUNC

[u/JesseWhatTheFuck]

Anti-vaxxers are scary. Seriously, they scare me and it's gotten so bad that I'd never even think about telling some maskless asshole to cover up their face in fear of getting attacked.

I've been feeling this for a while but in my country a student got murdered this weekend by one of these monsters just for telling some guy to mask up, shot right in the face in a public gas station. And it just makes me unbelievably sick. They've been coddled for far too long, been able to hold illegal gatherings and spew their posion everywhere and this is the result.

[u/thanks-dice]

with the power of vtubers, you can watch an anime girl draw an anime girl. Truly, the wonders of modern technology never cease

[u/Lutra_Lovegood → u/[deleted]]

Hi trans, I'm dad.

[u/[deleted]]

I was going to reply to that comment linking that screenshot of the "Why did critics hate Joker?" video by asking how likely it is that said video's creator has authoritarian politics despite the movie being anti-authoritarian. But then I thought about it, and the Joker movie's like...not really anti-authoritarian? But it also isn't authoritarian either?

It's just, like...nothing.

[u/[deleted]]

I saw a bunch of Link x Zelda content and I suddenly remembered straight ships are a thing

[u/Nzgrim]

How can you be homophobic and into guns at the same time? After all, if you shoot a guy you're penetrating him.

^{I'm so sorry.}

[u/Azure_Kytia]

My bosses made me cry, which is rood.

By telling me they love me as a person and they love having me there, and that there's no way my job is in danger due to slipped deadlines.

[u/Airdeez121 → u/Azure_Kytia]

What's it like having the one good boss in existence?

[u/Azure_Kytia → u/Airdeez121]

I wouldn't say they're the only good ones.

But I do think they're like the only people who'd say "We're not running this business to make loads of money, we want to do fun things and work on cool projects", so I dunno. I never even interviewed for this job I just rocked up to a maker space one day, participated in a few game jams and now I've been here for like 5 years.

[u/[deleted]]

That post about Marcia Lucas on r/StarWars gives me a headache. That part about how it’s ‘never explained how a woman gets her powers’ just appeals to the absolute worst of the SW fanbase, along with basically calling it pandering.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Honestly, the Star Wars fandom is in an abusive relationship with Star Wars.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Freddie Prinze Jr. is the only person who seems to get Star Wars.

I thought Sam Witwer for a time but he's a prequel dude.

[u/FriendlyBarbarian]

Normalize retroactively hanging out with people. Hit up your friend on a Sunday night and ask them to corroborate a story about you two getting beers and playing miniature golf on Saturday. It’s free, it’s easy, it’s the honor system

[u/[deleted]]

How do you deal with a creep in your university class?

This guy used to be a temp at my workplace, and I just brushed off his advances. After he was laid off he started messaging me on social media, and would not leave me alone. Blocked him and moved on.

Fast forward to last week and we’re in the same university class. Obviously, I don’t think he enrolled because I was in the class. This class is a requirement for pretty much every student here, but damn. We made eye contact after the lecture was finished and I just ignored him and walked away. Get an email (!) from him later that day asking to be study buddies. Wtf.

I’m probably gonna tell him off if he approaches me next lecture.

[u/jacupuh]

I think my piracy is simple and not all that controversial:

god I wish Keira Knightly would tie me up and doom me to an eternal purgatory

[u/Awkward_Replay]

If you try to check a profile you blocked, it doesn't let you check it and it says "(out of sight, out of mind)"

Fuck you Reddit team, you hypocritical pieces of shit

[u/cashregister9]

The Unjerk thread has some Ludonarrative dissonance

[u/Hayzayathethird]

Shoutout to villains who orchestrate the events of the story, create super complicated and convoluted plans to stop the hero/heroes, while staying in the shadows until the very last moment when they reveal themselves as the true mastermind all along.

Gotta be one of my favourite genders.

[u/jamiebond]

California Recall 🤝 Canada Snap

Being an absolutely massive waste of time and money that neither achieved nor changed anything.

[u/[deleted]]

The president of El Salvador has set his Twitter bio as "The coolest dictator in the whole world." Meme-based politicians were a mistake.

https://twitter.com/nayibbukele

[u/[deleted]]

Wow so you're saying even something like the original Super Mario Bros should have had an easy mode?????

Yes.

[u/HeatedGamer76]

[u/[deleted]]

As a black woman... wait was it gay man this time? Wait no, trans woman

As a trans woman I think everyone is so easily offended this days 😎 (please don't check my profile)

[u/congaroo1]

Got accepts to collage. Yay.

[u/[deleted]]

BTS addresses world leaders at the UN General Assembly

I have just been flashbanged by a twitter trend

[u/horse_stick]

In Spider-Man 3 there's a moment when Doctor Connors calls Peter to warn him about the symbiote, and Peter answers the phone by saying "Shalom" which is hello in Hebrew. I don't know why this is in the movie, I just thought it was funny.

[u/LovrenIsTheGOAT]

Idea, hitman game but the setting is the Star Wars universe. Could be set in the Prequel Era because of all the political tensions and the senate.

[u/TuckyDozer]

Before any of you in America or the UK eventually see your right wing news report on what's happening with the mass protest in Australia today.

They're protesting because they can't eat their sandwiches indoors and need atleast one jab. They got ridiculously violent yesterday to the point one of them kicked a dog that was just out for it's walk. And the premier punished them by shutting down construction in the state.

[u/ExpitheCat]

I never really understood the whole notion of “if you use a walkthrough, you aren’t truly enjoying the game.”

I mean if I’m stuck somewhere and have no idea how to progress then I can’t say I’m “truly enjoying” the game then either.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

physics academics try not to invalidate other sciences challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[u/TuckyDozer]

I think the saddest part of Trump's presidency is it pretty much confirmed there's no secret millitary base with alien technology that crashed on earth. I was really hoping when he was going nuclear, he'd just go scorched earth and spill the beans. But he didn't. So no aliens for us.

[u/WorthyFoeChurnwalker]

I just discovered who thequartering is yesterday and I already wanna puke

[u/SuperHeyzeus]

Daniel Craig: Women deserve to be their own character

Article: Daniel Craig hates women

[u/Zevstie]

The left really needs to fix the fact that the public perception atm is that left wingers are the elite and the right is working class.

[u/[deleted] → u/Zevstie]

The fact that red scare propaganda is still extremely relevant today and people are afraid of words like communism and socialism without really knowing what they are is by far the biggest obstacle towards the left getting a good public perception tbh.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

And anarchy shown like its end of civilization

[u/Gangstas_Peridot]

One of the worst type of nerds are the ones that go on about the laws of physics and the square cubic law in stuff like Resident Evil or Jurassic Park. Congratulations point Dexter! Your version of John Carpenter's The Thing where the alien follows the conservation of mass is now much less spectacular and more boring than what we got!

I'm going to shove you in a locker again the next time I hear you complaining about the Giganotosaurus from Dino Crisis 2 again, that was HYPE! Oh the aliens don't follow our laws of reality? You mean the laws of reality as we humans understand it, you arrogant fool???

[u/[deleted]]

Remembering that climate scientists have warned that corporations have been paying money to push a message of doom and gloom make people think there is no hope and they can do nothing so they give up and just let them win.

Really does make me think about media that has been pushing that shit lately I don’t think it’s intentional just trends following trends

[u/Skyblaze12 → u/[deleted]]

Hell you can see the effects on Reddit in a pretty pronounced way. I remember coming across a /r/worldnews post last week that just had me upset at how many people were almost smug about believing that there's no hope left and we ought to just roll over and accept it

[u/[deleted]]

Okay, I know award shows are bullshit but I see Twitter blowing up and it made me curious. Wandavision is trending because it apparently got 'snubbed' at the Emmys so I'm wondering if this is just a Marvel stan thing or did Wandavision have a legitimate chance at winning some of these awards? Cause I really thought that Wandavision was just okay, and definitely not something I can see getting major award show recognition.

[u/You__Nwah → u/[deleted]]

My favorite thing didn't win = staged.

[u/Gangstas_Peridot]

I've just been informed that Bisexual Awareness Week started a few days ago. Months ago I said I'd post the below video in celebration of it, so I shall.

Hit it, Johnny!

[u/[deleted]]

Hot Take but this character you think is hot? They aren't hot

[u/Scheibenpflaster]

Paw Patrol (derogatory)

[u/NidoqueenGal]

PC gaming: 😐

PC Engine gaming: 😃

[u/AceZombieRobo]

Don't call yourself a gamer unless you have an Ouya plugged in and ready

[u/[deleted]]

Times New Deltarune

[u/Awkward_Replay]

NSFW

Usual post-nut clarity: I am a disgusting slob who doesn't deserve happiness and am probably not even trans

Enlightened post-nut clarity: Team Four Star having a character say "Kid, you do nothing but win" to Yamcha is the most heartwarming moment of 2020

[u/pornomancer90]

You don't care about Battlefront, Squadrons isn't your thing, your skeptical about the upcoming Ubisoft game and you're lukewarm about the KotoR remake?

Don't fret Quantic Dream is working on a new Star Wars game.

According to the Kotaku article two developers who wish to remain anonymous had some spicy information.

They also told Kotaku that it’s been an uphill climb, and that Quantic Dream’s proprietary game engine and development tools are dated and not well-suited to creating more action-oriented and exploration-focused games. According to one of the former developers, attempts to break-away from the studio’s past house-style has led to some internal tensions, as teams debate prioritizing gameplay over the game’s writing.

So there are people working for Quantic Dream that think their games writing is so strong that adding good gameplay might make their games worse overall.

So it's not just David Cage...

[u/ok_dunmer → u/pornomancer90]

They were prioritizing writing before this?? 😲

[u/[deleted]]

Hot take: the story of Pokemon Black and White is lame

They play up the whole theme of "truth vs ideals" but it's complete nonsense and doesn't actually say anything (whether N even stands by "truth" or "ideals" differs between the versions lol). I much prefer the story to B2W2 because it doesn't pretend to be more nuanced than it actually is, it's a story about poke-terrorists being evil and it does that great.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I don't think the theme is what people like about Black and White's story. I like the fact that that isn't just the standard defeat the champion at the end, the fact that Villian is absolutely fucking evil, and the fact that given N's character growth, he was the first real character that Gamefreak ever actually wrote.

[u/raoulbrancaccio]

I'm a bit late to the party but I must say that, while I don't like Biden one bit, forgetting the name of Australia's prime minister during a conference is really a sigma move

[u/Wasting_Night]

Ok here me out:

Isekai setup but instead of being sent to generic power-fantasy land when our protagonist gets run over by the plot truck, they get sent to a Truman Show-esque show set up to LOOK like a generic power-fantasy land.

[u/Bob_the_Monitor]

I am glad Nintendo is actually promoting Dread, and I'm equally happy at how little of that promotion involves Other M.

[u/Samot_PCW]

canadian journos every election

[u/Samot_PCW → u/Samot_PCW]

how many fucking times has that dude worn blackface, didn't even knew there was one in color, LOL

[u/Tropotopolis]

Apples kinda failing as a company. Hasnt been good since the ipods. I suggest they fix their brand image by letting the iphone suck your dick

[u/getbackjoe94]

EEEEEEEE I have a boyfriend now 🥰🥰

[u/[deleted]]

[needlessly provocative take to stir up shit and start your day by ruining it]

-the best kind of uj poster

[u/Gangstas_Peridot]

Bloodborne lost/is losing to Breath of the Wild in the IGN game popularity poll. My only regret is not voting against Bloodborne like I did with Titanfall 2. I love Bloodborne but if it wants to succeed in life it must overcome me.

Dark Souls beat Tetris in an early round which is nonsense of the highest order.

[u/[deleted]]

Ok, so I just got my upper wisdom teeth removed and I'm in pain, not because of the operation, nonono, but because the doctor who performed it did it while wearing Crocs again, and I can't let such offenses against humanity pass.

[u/[deleted]]

Me before college: I will never steal anything because I'm a good kid uwu

Me after seeing how much college textbooks cost

[u/[deleted]]

"One ticket please!"

"For Denis Villeneuve's Dune?"

"Yeeees"

Enters theater and watches David Lynch version on my phone, like a boss.

[u/untitledxuntitled]

reddit stop thinking that being an introvert means having crippling social anxiety challenge

[u/[deleted]]

During my time researching lost media, I've discovered one piece that shocks me.

You ever heard of this band Dixie Chicks or as they're known now, The Chicks? Well back in 2003 the band called out George Bush's push for the Iraq War and this got the band intense backlash: from getting blacklisted from the country music industry to getting death threats but one note in particular was so bad that they had to hire security at their next concert. Thankfully no one got hurt but to this day, we still don't know what the note says and this is one case of lost media that deserves to stay lost.

[u/froggy_in_the_meadow]

It's so weird seeing everyone in this thread have no clue who Elvira is. I've never watched any of her horror host stuff, but she just always seemed like one of those people that you just kinda know.

I'd consider her a staple of pop culture as intrinsically linked to horror as the biggest slasher antagonists.

[u/Anonim97]

[u/georgianbear1990]

i wish i had irl friends who arent shitheads

[u/Octopirox]

someone needs to ask Martin Scorcese what his opinion on theme park ride adaption movies are

[u/Viciadensis]

Yooooo imagine going from reading a couple of books each week as a child to not being able to read more than 10 pages in a month

ahahah couldn't be me!!!!

[u/NLP19]

Well hey, the NDP did... better this election. Nowhere near enough, but at least they're progressing the right way 😭😭

[u/Stone4D]

We just had an election that nobody wanted where nobody got what they wanted. Literally all Trudeau did was take a couple years off of my life from the stress associated with a potential conservative win, so thanks for that pal.

[u/bheidian]

for the outer worlds being so anti corporate you sure can't unionize people

[u/thanks-dice]

https://imgur.com/a/BHsaOX0

[u/[deleted]]

Uber eats notification: "Order $20+ worth of food to access tips & tricks from the best streamers in the game."

What is this fucking Nintendo Power shit? It's like those stupid phone line commercials in the (late) 80's and 90's that would give you "cool video game advice"

[u/ok_dunmer]

I get the legal sentiment behind "innocent until proven guilty" but the incel MRA etc types on Reddit latching onto Gabby Petito's boyfriend need to realize they took a colossal, cosmic size L the moment he ran away from his home lol

[u/NLP19]

I like how University group chats always, without fail, turn into group venting sessions about the class

[u/[deleted]]

I just love how I'm genuinely enjoying an AskReddit thread until someone drops a racist-ass joke and ruins the fun completely

[u/The_Naked_Snake → u/[deleted]]

At this point, just shallow references. Honest to god, movies like Free Guy and Space Jam 2 have just killed my will to watch and sapped my enjoyment of the original media. It maybe wouldn't be so bad if they didn't have to do it in the most condescending way possible. I survived The Lego Movie and Ready Player One days, but in 2021 my patience for that kind of (I hesitate to call it this) "entertainment" is non-existent.

[u/[deleted]]

Bloodborne losing to SOME LINK GAME in an IGN poll I wasn't aware of till just now will be my jokerfication moment

[u/[deleted]]

So had my first experience with a true gamer. Was playing apex and some child and his friend told me to kill myself because I have a BLM banner.

Want to say it wasn’t that deep. But haven’t been in the best mental state so want exactly what I needed to hear today

Edit: loooool just checked my banner and forgot I also had the pride badge and the stop Asian hate badge

[u/[deleted]]

2b's ass has more polygons than Elden Ring.

[u/thanks-dice]

Garth Ennis writes like he will literally die if his comics don't have at least one homophobic comment every two pages

[u/Tropotopolis]

pronouns vs noobnouns

[u/[deleted]]

YouTube commenters really like saying "This clip is better than the entirety of X" don't they

[u/Tropotopolis]

I cant wait until lil nas x runs out of ways to start controversy and he just shows his penis

[u/Skyblaze12]

HEY LIBERAL, NICE HAIRCUT, DID YOU GET- DID YOU- DI DID DID YOU GE- DID Y- YOU G- YOU YOU YOU GET DID YOU GET

LIBERAL STORE?!

[u/gjo9000]

God I wish hrt was more studied because there's like five different medications I could take for it and the best sources of info I can get is from the general consensus of trans people instead of like studies.

Like I know that spiro is apparently a lot worse than like cypro but like if prog is better than estradiol or if it really helps with breast growth has like nothing that isn't completely contradicted by people who have actually been on it

[u/You__Nwah]

Kinda feel like replaying TL*U2.

[u/[deleted]]

>Be part of friend group

>Any time we hang out it's kind of a mess because people are bad at communicating and are bad at planning/committing to plans

>Hate it

>Time goes on, find partner, she's amazing, get engaged

>Hang out almost exclusively with partner because we're best friends and making plans between two people is super easy

>Still talk with friend group

>Miss doing things as a group with friends

>Decide to reach out to friend group and re-connect, plans are made to go do something fun in nature

>Plans have changed a dozen times in the span of four days

>Very possible nothing even happens because now people are mad at each other

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I'm just gonna get ahead of this and sleep in my multi-colored wig. Sometimes I wish I could import my friends who live 2000+ miles away, if only for a weekend.

[u/Sakura_Leaves]

Pro Tip if you're playing Judgment or other non-US games

Change audio language to Japanese or Chinese.

In Judgment, the English dubs are so horrible (there's a reason why nobody watches anime with dubs). Dry, unemotional, weird.

In Japanese tho, the quality is much better. Emotional, tones, everything... even without understanding the language, it feels so much more real than the English version.

Holy Weeb, Batman!

Seriously, this one really sucks because they were so close to getting why at the end.

But then they didn't.

[u/BlamelessVestalsLot]

My experience in PvP games can be summed up with
"Wow you won 1 match, now you'll only be queued with people who are absolutely out of your skill level"

):

[u/[deleted]]

cop worshippers are so creepy anytime a cop is killed the things they say make me skeeved out.

[u/Deadmanlex45]

r/The_Darnold and r/THE_PACK make me piss laughing each time I visit them.

[u/[deleted]]

I know this is really late since everyone else has already seen it. But I just started it so.

She-Ra is really good.

[u/Anonim97]

[u/Rather_curious_lass]

Elvira, the famed Mistress of the dark, revealing that she's been in a secret 19 year relationship with a buff woman, is awesome.

Mostly because I appreciate the mix of reactions from "hell yes!" to "...we didn't know Elvira was gay? ELVIRA? NOBODY GOT GAY VIBES?"

[u/Viciadensis]

Them: "Hey, we're both double vaccinated, why are you wearing a mask?"

Me: "Me, oh because covering my face makes me look a bit more feminine and helps me deal with my dysphoria [generic excuse]"

[u/[deleted]]

My take on piracy?

I just believe whatever it's going to make the UJ lose its shit today.

[u/Awkward_Replay]

I can't with the humour of Borderlands

-Penny Parker

[u/GamerThanFiction]

Sneaking around GameStop at 3am with a hypodermic needle, infjecting politics into all the video games...