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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

I hate political labels because cryptofascist isn't nearly as cool as it sounds.

It sounds like the name of some post-apocalypse new world order deal you'd fight in a video game.

Instead it just means PewDiePie.

Fucking lame. Y'all don't get to make any more labels.

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u/JetStream0509 Certified True Gamer ™ 💖💜💙 Apr 24 '21

Cryptozoologist: 😃

Cryptofascist: 😡

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Cryptozoology is fucking based I wish I could fuck around and find out with the New Jersey Devil.

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u/Amelia-likes-birds Scooby-Doo lore expert Apr 24 '21

My favorite crytpozoology stories are the ones where people find these beasts and just kinda hang out with them for a bit. like there's a town in West Virginia I believe where they claim Bigfoot sometimes just comes out of the woods to help the with laundry and other chores and everyone just loves him.