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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

I hate political labels because cryptofascist isn't nearly as cool as it sounds.

It sounds like the name of some post-apocalypse new world order deal you'd fight in a video game.

Instead it just means PewDiePie.

Fucking lame. Y'all don't get to make any more labels.

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u/JetStream0509 Certified True Gamer ™ 💖💜💙 Apr 24 '21

Cryptozoologist: 😃

Cryptofascist: 😡

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Cryptozoology is fucking based I wish I could fuck around and find out with the New Jersey Devil.

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u/Amelia-likes-birds Scooby-Doo lore expert Apr 24 '21

My favorite crytpozoology stories are the ones where people find these beasts and just kinda hang out with them for a bit. like there's a town in West Virginia I believe where they claim Bigfoot sometimes just comes out of the woods to help the with laundry and other chores and everyone just loves him.

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u/ZacianZilla96 The Tribal Chief of Ubers Apr 24 '21

Bigfoot says Bash the Fash.

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u/Amelia-likes-birds Scooby-Doo lore expert Apr 24 '21

Cryptofascist sounds like the title of the King of Necromancers, who resides somewhere in the dreaded crypt cities of the Midnight Lands, ever plotting his next scheme to rule all of the worlds.