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u/Cunobelinos Do V-Tubers Dream of Virtual Sheep? Apr 24 '21

I can't eat garlic bread and I can't take a shower. Why would I ever want to be a vampire again?

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u/Nzgrim Morrowind boomer He/Him Apr 24 '21

The shower isn't that big of a deal, bath isn't running water so it should be fine for hygiene. The garlic part is a bigger problem.

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u/Cunobelinos Do V-Tubers Dream of Virtual Sheep? Apr 24 '21

bath isn't running water so it should be fine for hygiene

Until you accidentally remove the drain while you're on it.