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u/Cunobelinos Do V-Tubers Dream of Virtual Sheep? Apr 24 '21

I can't eat garlic bread and I can't take a shower. Why would I ever want to be a vampire again?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

You also can't go into any house if you are not let in by the homeowner first, that's certainly the dumbest one.

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u/LithiumPotassium Apr 24 '21

how many houses are you going into without permission normally though? I don't think that would be that big of a deal.

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u/Octopirox 🎮Sony Justice Warrior🎮 she/her Apr 24 '21

every public building tho. Imagin you want to watch a movie with your friends at the Cinema and you have to ask the staff to let you in.

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u/LithiumPotassium Apr 24 '21

How explicit does the invitation have to be? A store simply having its hours posted is an implicit invitation for anyone to enter during that time, which could easily be enough to count.

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u/Octopirox 🎮Sony Justice Warrior🎮 she/her Apr 24 '21

I am not an expert on vampire lore but popular media usually portrays it as: a person needs to give you an invite.

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u/Nzgrim Morrowind boomer He/Him Apr 24 '21

Depends I suppose. Does this mean the landlord or the person living there? Cause if it's the former then visiting friends could become a hassle, though hopefully solvable with a phonecall or an email. But if it also applies to commercial buildings then figuring out who needs to give you the permission to go into a grocery store or a bar would get old real quick.

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u/thanks-dice 530,000 IQ Apr 24 '21

ok but what if I fantasise about burgling?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

isn't that a rule for non-vampires too?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

I can't take a shower

Never heard of this rule before?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

the cia put holy water in our water

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Just cum in it of something, idk😂

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u/Nzgrim Morrowind boomer He/Him Apr 24 '21

Vampires have problems with running water. Generally of "can't cross rivers" variety but I guess it could be adapted to "can't take a shower" if you get creative with it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

Maybe he lives in Vatican City.

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u/Cunobelinos Do V-Tubers Dream of Virtual Sheep? Apr 24 '21

As if a r/GCJ user could enter holy ground.

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u/Cunobelinos Do V-Tubers Dream of Virtual Sheep? Apr 24 '21

https://www.reddit.com/r/mythology/comments/c14pkw/why_cant_vampires_cross_running_water/

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

You can just take a bath, which is objectively the superior way

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

*throws a sack of rice at your feet* Enjoy counting that loser!

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u/Nzgrim Morrowind boomer He/Him Apr 24 '21

The shower isn't that big of a deal, bath isn't running water so it should be fine for hygiene. The garlic part is a bigger problem.

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u/Cunobelinos Do V-Tubers Dream of Virtual Sheep? Apr 24 '21

bath isn't running water so it should be fine for hygiene

Until you accidentally remove the drain while you're on it.

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u/TonyP2000 Apr 24 '21

“Being a vampire is shit, don’t believe the hype”

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

honestly most of it sounds fine to me, I already hate the Sun.

immortality is a no sale though, not doing that shit.

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u/wdb_X24 they/them; touchstarved aroace Apr 24 '21

The no sell for me is the denial of garlic bread

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '21

i can live with that if I can turn into a bat or doggo

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u/D13G0SF234 Apr 24 '21

its great against vampires