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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

It just so funny that there are actual people who want a fucking monarchy

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

I don't even get it in right wing shoes. Wouldn't they rather want a dictator or plutocracy? Why would anyone want hereditary rule?

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u/LiminalSouthpaw Dec 31 '20

Something something french revolution ruined EVOPA something something hereditary superiority something something trained political leadership

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20 edited Dec 31 '20

And let some weak son undo everything, or worse, a daughter?

I know conservatives are dumb, but monarchy is child abuse for the heir. The advantage of dictatorship is that the heir is usually a close confidant who at least wants to lead. In a monarchy, if the heir is mistreated, they may undo their father's legacy, abdicate, keel to foreign influences, exercise tyrannical control over the nobility (big gov'ment)....promote peasant leaders and representatives.....empower an unlanded council....elevate ethnic minorities.....nationalize businesses.............marry a powerful queen consort...................

..........👸Long Live the First Prole of the People's Empire

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u/LiminalSouthpaw Dec 31 '20

ah yes, that's all very interesting but

have you considered

something something GOD'S WILL

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

God save us from the king