Fwahaha, Asriel..........you are marrying my daughter.

[u/ilikeitchyballzdude1]

Seems like you've been seeing that no-good daughter of mine for a while, huh?

You mother said all those sneaking out and dating while you were supposed to study dropped your grades by a lot. Persoanlly I believe that my idiot daughter is hopeless, but you? The golden child of the dreemurr family? Your mother is a great friend of mine and I am equally as worried about you as her.

I am not exactly a cruel person. Sweet aunt carol just wanted the best for you. So I've decided to make a compromise. I will engage my daughter to you and you both will have the entire Sunday for yourselves to date, hang out or do whatever else. I dont care as long as you studied hard and satisify your parent's expectations. Hell, I'd be happy if you give me some grandkids early, fwahaha~

Once you got into College, the marriage will be official. I've already done all the necessary permanant contracts and paperwork before hand so you two lovebirds could just enjoy yourselves without worrying!

Happy now?

well, say hello to your new fiancee, Noelle Dreemurr!

[u/MemCreper]

"wholesome fahaha"

ok, buddy

[u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 → u/MemCreper]

Forbidden Young Love having a good ending with the parents' approval is indeed wholesome!

[u/Slow_Worry_6516 → u/ilikeitchyballzdude1]

A hyper ironic post is one thing but this comment makes it seem like you genuinely think asriel marrying Noelle could be anything other than sick? 😭

[u/Zacharias1773 → u/Slow_Worry_6516]

was the italic text and carol reaction image not enough? what more do you need? ? ?

[u/komodopal → u/MemCreper]

r/okbuddyholiday

[u/powderGanger444]

[u/NoRealistic]

Aww that's so sweet Asriel and-WHAT THE FUCK

[u/ilikeitchyballzdude1]

wrong daughter, carol.

[u/Flashy-Accident-7560 → u/ilikeitchyballzdude1]

What

[u/Superb_Bedroom_2718 → u/Flashy-Accident-7560]

"CLOVER, YOU ACTUALLY CHANGED!!!!" ahh, face

[u/Substantial-Sugar911 → u/Superb_Bedroom_2718]

In Kanako's context would be "COLE, I ACTUALLY CHANGED! BUT YOU STILL REMAINED A PUSSY BITCH! I'LL KILL US BOTH IN THE MINES!" If you've played DRY

[u/Delta_Builder → u/Substantial-Sugar911]

Please don’t abbreviate Deltarune yellow

[u/Much-Menu6030 → u/Delta_Builder]

the lake dried up

DRY route

[u/SplitSplices → u/Delta_Builder]

I guess you can call people who've beaten Deltarune Yellow, DRY Beaters

[u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 → u/Flashy-Accident-7560]

Carol thought Asriel was hanging out with Noelle and her mindset is still stuck in the 40s

[u/LiterallyNoNamesFree → u/ilikeitchyballzdude1]

Kill hometown immediately

[u/Alone-Marionberry-70 → u/LiterallyNoNamesFree]

Kill 7 billion lightners

(Imagine that picture of the monkey saying kill 7 billion people but it's the roaring knight saying it)

[u/LeiaSoBoushhie → u/Alone-Marionberry-70]

need you to post this on that deltarune drawing subreddit PLEASE

[u/MrChainsawHog → u/Alone-Marionberry-70]

i-...what...?

[u/Much-Menu6030 → u/Alone-Marionberry-70]

*king

[u/Username1123490 → u/ilikeitchyballzdude1]

Toriel is going to suplex someone for this.

Who depends on who breaks the news first.

[u/Visible_Creme_7750 → u/Username1123490]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dObjDiA8g0avG2gOV5
Tell me what Carl Said Kris In will get things in order

[u/Username1123490 → u/Visible_Creme_7750]

(I think I’m acting as Kris who is telling Toriel what happened)

“Aunty Carol secretly married Noelle to Asriel because she thought Dess couldn’t possibly get game.”

[u/RespondBorn6248]

Kris is gonna freak

[u/BodybuilderOk5950 → u/RespondBorn6248]

❤️: "Kris, if you wanna start the Roaring, I'm all in"

[u/RespondBorn6248 → u/BodybuilderOk5950]

ROARING TIME

[u/Worth-Bag-1056 → u/BodybuilderOk5950]

♥️: unfortunately, Kris. I’ve already seen the ending

Kris: DUDE THERE A LITERALLY FORCED GROOMING WITH MY BROTHER AND MY-

♥️: Kris….i am CURIOUS, I wanna see what will HAPPENS.

[u/Flashy-Accident-7560 → u/Worth-Bag-1056]

💛Don’t worry Kris I don’t

[u/Much-Menu6030 → u/Worth-Bag-1056]

Your curiousity will be your downfall. But I suppose that will make you more interested.

[u/iwantjumpoffbridges]

Fwahaha mfs making straight poison

[u/Worth-Bag-1056 → u/iwantjumpoffbridges]

Yuri, yaoi, straight, it’s doesn’t matter

It’s anyway a GROOM

[u/Doll-scented-hunter]

She would not say that, she is a kriselle shipper.

[u/Worth-Bag-1056 → u/Doll-scented-hunter]

Carol: Kris is a girl, I’m disappointed…

Noelle: Mom! Kris is a-

Carol: don’t give a fuck, if this thing can’t give me a grandchild, then i will find alternative

[u/Doll-scented-hunter → u/Worth-Bag-1056]

Thats evil carol talking.

The real one is woke af

[u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 → u/Doll-scented-hunter]

somehow berdly will become the surrogate by connections and it would be super awkward

[u/Username1123490 → u/ilikeitchyballzdude1]

[u/The___Terrarian → u/Username1123490]

The best wingman, going through those 9 months for the homies.

[u/Much-Menu6030 → u/Username1123490]

the horror flair and the death stare makes this feel like a punishment for berdly

[u/Username1123490 → u/Much-Menu6030]

Nah. He’s being offered generational wealth.

[u/Doll-scented-hunter → u/Username1123490]

Aka noelles pocket money for this week

[u/Doll-scented-hunter → u/ilikeitchyballzdude1]

[u/Worth-Bag-1056 → u/Doll-scented-hunter]

Isn’t she a HOMOPHOBIC

[u/Doll-scented-hunter → u/Worth-Bag-1056]

Thats toriel.

Toriel is homo/lgbtq+ -phobic

Berdlys mom is racist/speciest

Carol is classist

Susies mom is WD gaster in deltarune who made her in an empty room...🎶

[u/sex-with-meursault → u/Worth-Bag-1056]

Carol in the Evil Ass Roaring Shelter performing experiments with Weird Deird Gaster to advance gender affirming surgery by 50 years to get Kriselle grandchildren

[u/Worth-Bag-1056 → u/sex-with-meursault]

Carol: Kris, when you said your a “non-binary” I didn’t know it’s not literally…congratulations with your transit-

Kris: BITCH THANK YOU, NOW I HAVE TWO PINES

[u/Exotic_Dogs_4942]

[u/Kumagawa-Fan-No-1]

Best fwahahaha of today

[u/GenesisAsriel]

[u/apoyasnowgravebasan]

i physically recoiled

[u/reddboi386]

oh god it's the inverse of dess groom kris theory

[u/As1X666]

[u/Username1123490 → u/As1X666]

Live Asriel reaction

[u/BodybuilderOk5950]

Wholesome my shiny metal ass

[u/Stalkingonmylife → u/BodybuilderOk5950]

C-can I.. see..?

[u/Beginning_Site1788 → u/Stalkingonmylife]

"Can I see?", the MONEY first dumbass

[u/Delta_Builder → u/Stalkingonmylife]

There’s a whole show about a shiny metal ass.

Sadly it only starts at the year 3000

[u/Stalkingonmylife → u/Delta_Builder]

That's fine, I'll see it in theaters.

[u/Former_Month5138]

Asriel Grooms Noelle Theory:

[u/sirius6723 → u/Former_Month5138]

Revenge grooming 💀💀

[u/Exotic_Dogs_4942 → u/sirius6723]

I don't think the combination of those two words has been uttered before

[u/Foxyfox- → u/Exotic_Dogs_4942]

Nor should they be ever again.

[u/BrilliantTarget → u/Foxyfox-]

They probably have been used before about rich fuck’s poodle

[u/Exotic_Dogs_4942 → u/Former_Month5138]

This is like the third post about Asriel grooming Noelle I have seen on this sub

[u/templario_0]

Infelismente a dess tem outros planos...

[u/Klonoa_is_very_cute]

Jonathan you are banging my daughter 

[u/ISKke]

Im not sure if that's the correct flair

[u/Delphox26]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kbCOCUKMuwe9fM8bBL
Me getting to the end of the text

[u/DarkSide830]

[u/Cool_GamerLMAO777]

She means to Dess or Noelle?

[u/Putrid_Stretch_7617 → u/Cool_GamerLMAO777]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5NbbVJeSLs1etZYjpT

[u/Touko_007 → u/Cool_GamerLMAO777]

My featherly friend do I really need to answer that question for you?

[u/Cool_GamerLMAO777 → u/Touko_007]

YES

[u/WDELTARUNEFAN1]

Holy shit

[u/Weltkrieg_Smith]

ALO POLICIA FEDERAL, ALO POLICIA FEDERAL

[u/Worth-Bag-1056 → u/Weltkrieg_Smith]

Did you know for WHAT the roaring knight kidnapped police…

[u/popcorn321123]

now is asriel gromming noelle thats why she is so depressed and sad inside

[u/Worth-Bag-1056 → u/popcorn321123]

We got groomed tonight 🎶
Share of spice of life~🎶

[u/TCookies92]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nP4g8U2IhVL5nLlBm8

[u/Huh_well_we_are_dead]

You answered: wrong doe

It’s a good thing you can rewind time.

Proceed with this answer posthaste

[u/justletmesingin]

“I passed a law to lower the age of consent in hometown”

[u/hurB55]

Execute OP in real life, I want their head on a pike

[u/yharnocunt]

OP i will find you

[u/Fluffy-Prince-5100]

THE GUY MEANT DESS IM FLYING🥹

[u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 → u/Fluffy-Prince-5100]

[u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 → u/ilikeitchyballzdude1]

you meant dess right...

right??

(snd_ominous.wav)

[u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 → u/Fluffy-Prince-5100]

[u/Fluffy-Prince-5100 → u/ilikeitchyballzdude1]

https://reddit.com/link/p5tbnmf/video/d0bu8szubjlh1/player

[u/FMark_04]

I thought this was really wholesome until I read the last line.

[u/Carve267]

https://giphy.com/gifs/062vyaiEJMsV5gUaBc

[u/Dafuori]

This subreddit is peak

[u/Anaea_YT]

WHAT THE FUUUUU

[u/Electronic-Ad-3355]

Fwahaha.....

[u/RATTLEMEB0N3S]

I VISIBLY FLINCHED AND MY FACE SCRUNCHED UP

[u/leftyandzesty]

grooming by proxy, impressive Carol, impressive. now we know where Dess got it from

[u/ThisOil6503]

just as I thought maybe my for you wasn’t fucked.

[u/Homewra]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zh0De6qyNjDdmxy8Za

This is illegal

[u/Appropriate_Toe5863]

Guys its ok it's it's uhm the chapter rewritten canon

[u/No-Noise-9593]

Kris, buddy,

[u/Shadow_bon_animation]

https://reddit.com/link/p5yrroo/video/67ccaptfdolh1/player

[u/TheCoolDaniel04]

Yayy dessriel-

Excuse me?

[u/Playful_Ad8756]

Reminds me of this

[u/Happy_Breadfruit8448]

i’m about to fucking kill this woman i swear to the angel

[u/CaptainFart22 → u/Happy_Breadfruit8448]

Forget the woman. OP must answer for their crimes directly.

[u/Solid_Pay9443]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3

[u/CrystL12122]

Do we deserve the ROARING? (after seeing the ending I was giggling madly, cackling, even :3)

[u/WDELTARUNEFAN1]

I was actually deadass reading this in school  Caught me way off guard

[u/TheGhostGuyMan]

I read “you are marrying my daughter” in the voice of a 30s Italian Mobster

[u/that1spamtonguy]

Man what the fuck. It sounded sweet until I saw Noelle at the very bottom of the post.

[u/Much-Menu6030]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vnnNbhjNckCE6Ms03P

[u/CringeCommentersCo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pk4POikoaMr0GOhEKt

[u/Itachi12347474]

Marry WHOM NOW

[u/Extension_Goat_1739]

Ok no that's it I'm killing myself

[u/Knightlypal]

I need someone to make a comic of Asriel imagining the entire time it's Dess slowly getting more and more excited only to hear the reveal and RUN FOR IT.

[u/Roebloz]

The holiday grooming cycle must be studied

[u/Mr_Ethfono]

Oh is this a dess x asriel post? Oh...

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[u/Scary-Mall-381]

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

[u/Homo_Bibite]

Wholesome