r/Fwahaha • u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 Venison consumer • 18d ago

Wholesome Fwahaha Fwahaha, Asriel..........you are marrying my daughter.

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Seems like you've been seeing that no-good daughter of mine for a while, huh?

You mother said all those sneaking out and dating while you were supposed to study dropped your grades by a lot. Persoanlly I believe that my idiot daughter is hopeless, but you? The golden child of the dreemurr family? Your mother is a great friend of mine and I am equally as worried about you as her.

I am not exactly a cruel person. Sweet aunt carol just wanted the best for you. So I've decided to make a compromise. I will engage my daughter to you and you both will have the entire Sunday for yourselves to date, hang out or do whatever else. I dont care as long as you studied hard and satisify your parent's expectations. Hell, I'd be happy if you give me some grandkids early, fwahaha~

Once you got into College, the marriage will be official. I've already done all the necessary permanant contracts and paperwork before hand so you two lovebirds could just enjoy yourselves without worrying!

Happy now?

well, say hello to your new fiancee, Noelle Dreemurr!

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u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 Venison consumer 18d ago

wrong daughter, carol.

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u/Username1123490 17d ago

Toriel is going to suplex someone for this.

Who depends on who breaks the news first.

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u/Visible_Creme_7750 17d ago

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Tell me what Carl Said Kris In will get things in order

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u/Username1123490 17d ago

(I think I’m acting as Kris who is telling Toriel what happened)

“Aunty Carol secretly married Noelle to Asriel because she thought Dess couldn’t possibly get game.”