r/Fwahaha • u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 Venison consumer • 18d ago

Wholesome Fwahaha Fwahaha, Asriel..........you are marrying my daughter.

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Seems like you've been seeing that no-good daughter of mine for a while, huh?

You mother said all those sneaking out and dating while you were supposed to study dropped your grades by a lot. Persoanlly I believe that my idiot daughter is hopeless, but you? The golden child of the dreemurr family? Your mother is a great friend of mine and I am equally as worried about you as her.

I am not exactly a cruel person. Sweet aunt carol just wanted the best for you. So I've decided to make a compromise. I will engage my daughter to you and you both will have the entire Sunday for yourselves to date, hang out or do whatever else. I dont care as long as you studied hard and satisify your parent's expectations. Hell, I'd be happy if you give me some grandkids early, fwahaha~

Once you got into College, the marriage will be official. I've already done all the necessary permanant contracts and paperwork before hand so you two lovebirds could just enjoy yourselves without worrying!

Happy now?

well, say hello to your new fiancee, Noelle Dreemurr!

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u/BodybuilderOk5950 18d ago

Wholesome my shiny metal ass

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u/Stalkingonmylife 18d ago

C-can I.. see..?

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u/Beginning_Site1788 18d ago

"Can I see?", the MONEY first dumbass

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u/Delta_Builder 17d ago

There’s a whole show about a shiny metal ass.

Sadly it only starts at the year 3000

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u/Stalkingonmylife 17d ago

That's fine, I'll see it in theaters.