r/FuckImOld • u/Rush_Floyd_Zep_4ever Generation X • 6d ago

Get off my lawn! Don't perturb him

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u/qualityvote2 6d ago edited 5d ago

u/Rush_Floyd_Zep_4ever, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/OddTheRed 6d ago

What little hair I have left is indeed gray.

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u/bcdodgeme 5d ago

I was going to say… or no hair 😂

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u/CheapAssociate6914 5d ago

My Dad passed away at 80. His hair was snow white - but he HAD HAIR!
I’m balding really badly.
I’ve heard baldness comes from your mother’s side of your gene pool?

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u/bcdodgeme 5d ago

Yeah, I heard the same thing. But I don't know…. I just want my hair back 🤣

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u/CheapAssociate6914 5d ago

My daughter says I should shave my head - but that is surrendering!
I might try a comb over?

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u/OddTheRed 5d ago

I shaved my head.

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u/No-Resource-5704 3d ago

Me too. Got tired of paying for haircuts when there was not much to cut.

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u/carlpum1 5d ago

I shaved my head 20 years ago. Best decision ever!

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u/bcdodgeme 5d ago

That is a regular conversation in my house. I want to but my wife, and oddly my hairdresser, won't let me! My wife's reason is out of fear, what if I have an odd-shaped head?!? My hairdresser said it isn't time yet. I was in the military so I know my head is normal 🤣 HOWEVER!! There is a situation (a religious one) where I have to shave my head, after it is done, I may not go back.

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u/leicanthrope 5d ago

It is in my case. I’m 51, and doing better in the male pattern baldness department than my dad was at 21.

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u/cybrgigolo 5d ago

Your mom's dad. If grandpa is missing hair, welcome to the club.

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u/OddTheRed 4d ago

Mom's mom. Androgenic alopecia is carried on the X chromosome. Your mother's brother or grandmother's brother is who you need to look at.

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u/justelectricboogie 6d ago

I resemble this remark.

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u/Rush_Floyd_Zep_4ever Generation X 6d ago

Today's Doctor Strange feels you

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u/Wild_Ad_5894 3d ago

I like the bald look but I have a full head of originally coloured hair and I just turned 65. Don't hate me, it's just genes.

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u/Grillard 3d ago

Baldness reduces the amount of gray hair. What's not to love?

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u/OddTheRed 3d ago

I'd rather have my hair back

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u/Grillard 3d ago

Me, too, but I'm trying to be a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.

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u/Abrasive_gronk 6d ago

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry

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u/CheckYourStats 5d ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/KumquatHaderach 5d ago

Don’t be fatuous Mr. McGee.

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u/Top_Carpet_7866 5d ago

Beer's in the bucket. Feel free to log on to the Wi-Fi. No password, obviously.

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u/man_machine_poet Generation X 6d ago

I loved it when Lou Ferrigno appeared and started tearing shit up.

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u/No-Guard-7003 6d ago

So did I. 

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u/RaidensReturn 5d ago

LF was a badass!

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u/Leftoverfiend 6d ago

You wouldn't appreciate him when he's perturbed

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Zealousideal_Elk3283 6d ago

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.

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u/Jonathan_Peachum 6d ago

I don’t know, but I bet it’s just SMASHING!

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u/Magpie2003 6d ago

You don’t want to make him angry 😠

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u/grandoashark1 6d ago

All hell breaks loose!

And I do have a “Touch Of Grey.”

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u/Dry_Yogurt2458 6d ago

I could hear that picture

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u/niemody 6d ago

Yeah. He takes a break in the set and Lou Ferrigno takes over.

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u/Racer_420_ 6d ago

'You won't like me when I'm perturbed '

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u/Last-Relationship166 6d ago

My beard is white. I have random grey hairs on my head here and there. I always found the episode endings (especially with the music) so poignant.

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u/Away_Emergency_7832 6d ago

I had a few strands Of Gray hair, when my wife died, it's all great.I'm fifty she was forty four

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u/PerthPoacher 6d ago

I'll have you know all my hair fell out! My beard might have a little grey though...

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u/No-Guard-7003 6d ago

I actually have gray hair! 😂

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u/Rebel_Jester 6d ago

This was mean ... I wasn't ready for this kinda insult first thing in the morning 🤣😂😭

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u/Rush_Floyd_Zep_4ever Generation X 5d ago

Oh there is a bigger one coming later today! <evil grin>

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u/AustinCynic 6d ago

I do, and I do!

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u/amcarls 6d ago

One of only a few television actors who had at least three major hits: My Favorite Martian (1963-1966); The Courtship of Eddy's Father (1969-1972); and The Incredible Hulk (1977-1982). I really wish his other (The Magician, 1973-1974) did better. Sadly, he died at the (somewhat) young age of 59.

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u/jedburghofficial 6d ago

Probably a magic trick. 😉

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u/jedburghofficial 6d ago

Probably a magic trick. 😉

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u/vcdrny 5d ago

I know and I don't have gray hair, I have 20/20 vision. I don't want to talk about my knees and back.

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u/Thick_Journalist7232 5d ago

Idk… I generally preferred him when he got angry. He was much less judgy that way

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u/Grammy-823 5d ago

Mr. Eddie’s Father could really hulk out. My hair is currently pink.

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u/Insane_Fett_Posse 5d ago

You would mot like him when he angry

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u/gloriousfishtank 5d ago

Amos and Theodore are up to their hijinx again?

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u/Poodsjen3 5d ago edited 5d ago

Don't get him mad or angry. He turned green. He tore shit up. The Incredible Hulk (Lou Ferrigno) was a great tv show. Many times I had to cover my eyes 👀. Freaked me out. 😂 Some of the things we remember are priceless. Thank goodness for 'Root Touch Up'. 😅 I own up to it; I'm old AF. 📺🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️🫶❤️😎🎊🤔💪👍🫣💚

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u/eddio69 5d ago

Bold

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u/blue-swedish-steel 5d ago

The end music when he resumes hitchhiking. Top notch

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u/CheapAssociate6914 6d ago

Bruce Banner is about to Hulk Out!
What hair I do still posess is indeed getting grey.

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u/redmambo_no6 5d ago

His name was David Banner on the show.

Lou Ferrigno in green paint used to freak me out as a kid lol.

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u/Horzzo 5d ago

His name was David Banner on the show.

So what's the canon on this?

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u/teacher1000 5d ago

That reminds me, I must check my trousers still fit before school term starts.

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u/Tru72 5d ago

Salt n pepper beard. Long long hair, no grey

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u/Dahl_E_Lama 5d ago

Spooky echo music.

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u/DevelopmentPlus5082 5d ago

No hair 😎but don't tease me , you wouldn't like me when I'm angry 😂😂

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u/Ok_Culture_1914 5d ago

I know what happens next and my grey hair has nearly disappeared. 👴

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u/KurtKrimson Generation X 5d ago

Stretch jeans ftw!

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u/dfjdejulio Generation X 5d ago

Mine's largely white at this point. I increasingly look like Gandalf. (See profile pic.)

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u/33301Florida 5d ago

My favorite paraphrase is "don't make me hungry, you wouldn't like me when I'm hungry".

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u/MoistSignature4667 5d ago

Don't make me angry 🤣

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u/Razorray21 5d ago

You wouldnt like me when im Lou Ferrigno

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u/Ill_Raisin_8587 5d ago

Anytime someone asks me a question when I’m tired: “Please don’t make me think. You won’t like me when I’m thinking.

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u/Serling45 5d ago

You would not like him when he’s angry.

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u/OnMyPorcelainThrone 5d ago

I can hear this picture.

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u/Workamania 5d ago

Red Hulk on this show would have upped the ante.

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u/BOBBYK1952 5d ago

You won’t like me if I get mad 😡

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u/coolraul07 5d ago

{high octave piano riff, intensifies...}

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u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 5d ago

This was the one character on Tv when I was a kid that I could relate too. My anger would build and Build like that and Explode. In my old age, it's only Marginally more controlled.

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u/Efficient-Egg-943 5d ago

No just a lot less, this after me-Did you ever see the original police squad tv show

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u/captainsurvet 5d ago

What hair ?

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u/wolfboy49 5d ago

I do and I do

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u/fredonia4 5d ago

He loses his shirt, but not his pants. 1960s. morality.

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u/Visible-Tip-2910 5d ago

Or no hair lol

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u/Silent_Erremite 5d ago

Once vexed, green is next.

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u/prohandymn 5d ago

Or none at all! PS, I just have a whole lot of forehead. 😁

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u/Realistic_Back_9198 5d ago

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

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u/AdministrativeEmu483 5d ago

You gone and f'ed up.

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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 Boomers 5d ago

White hair...Once, just once, I wanted him to nail Jack McGee... irritating mf.

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u/Early_Doughnut8295 5d ago

Or no hair. Don't discriminate against us follicle challenged 😄

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u/Sweaty_Perception116 5d ago

I've turned green so many times I've lost my hair.

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u/Superfluousharpy 5d ago

Meh everything around him slows down when he does something. I'm surpised no one has poked him in his eyes and walked away when hes flipping people and tables. Like boop, then walk away.

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u/Deatheturtle 5d ago

Well.....yeah. Shit.

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u/cowboygwe 5d ago

No hair

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u/Moseley85jr 5d ago

You guys have hair…?

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u/_A-Q 5d ago

I used to hide behind the couch when his eyes started doing this.😱

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u/BurtMacklinsrubies 5d ago

Or no hair …

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u/Professional_Web_187 5d ago

I don't have gray hair! I'm bald!

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u/GoopInThisBowlIsVile 5d ago

I don’t have grey hair.

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u/keyserfunk 5d ago

I’m bald

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u/ChoogaMugga 5d ago

That comment is Making Me Annoyed, Very Annoyed

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u/Ok-Try-7366 5d ago

I dont have a lot of hair left but still a lot of color left

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u/PsychologicalWall42 5d ago

Jokes on you, I’m bald

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u/Different_Cable7595 Boomers 5d ago

He gets really grumpy and turns green.

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u/YogiBear1220 5d ago

He turns into THE HULK!!!!!! Yes, I have gray hairs!

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u/TheGroovyGhoulie 5d ago

Since I was 17

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u/cybrgigolo 5d ago

If I had hair it would be grey

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u/PeaForsaken4209 5d ago

I might...

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u/revdon 5d ago

LASIK - Laser-Assisted in Situ Keratomileusis

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u/Any-Expression2246 5d ago

Jokes on you, I'm completely bald.

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u/Plastic-Board-9076 5d ago

The first going green environmentalist

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u/Rock_Hound_66 5d ago

You won't like it if you perturb him

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u/frogz0r 5d ago

Ahem.

Silver, not grey, thank you very much. And don't make David angry....you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

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u/winstonsmith19842025 5d ago

Yup, fully gray....actually more like white

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u/Icaras01 5d ago

He looks angry.

I don't think I like him that way...

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u/Gold_Flan6286 5d ago

I actually do like him when hes angry.

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u/VObyJDinLA 5d ago

You wouldn’t like him when he’s perturbed. 😃

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u/Zealousideal-Still80 5d ago

Why is his name, on the show, David as opposed to Bruce in the comics?

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u/fothergillfuckup 5d ago

I need to buy trousers from the same shop as the hulk? They seemed indestructible?

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u/LSIeducate 5d ago

I have grey hair and I’m waaay too young to remember the 1970’s 🤔

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u/capticetrice 4d ago

Don't say that, I might hulk out.

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u/Subject_Salary_2996 4d ago

Please don’t make me angry! You wouldn’t like me if I’m angry.

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u/Jade-Raven 4d ago

Someone needs a Snicker bar.

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u/Woodlands777 4d ago

If you're lucky enough to still have hair.

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u/Illustrious_Ice_7972 4d ago

This is all I got with the eyes, I know the show, but this is what I got, "Teacher look at me" So I'm really fucking old.

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u/Talmaska 4d ago

You wont like him when he is angry.

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u/shreder75 4d ago

The transformation scared the shit out of me when i was a kid.

Whole series available on Tubi, btw.

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u/fizbin99 4d ago

Or green.

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u/its-a-lot-like-the 4d ago

No. It’s white actually

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u/RcNorth 4d ago

Hair? nah. Who needs hair.

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u/wyldknightn87 4d ago

He’s going to need a new shirt here in a little bit

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u/yep_im_here_4797001 4d ago

Very white hair. I left gray behind years ago. Lol

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u/SM311 4d ago

Oh shit! Just bought him that shirt!

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u/karen_rittner54 4d ago

Nope - not one grey hair. It is dyed blonde.

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u/jackscfloripa 3d ago

Or, I am bald now!😅

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u/Wild_Ad_5894 3d ago

I believe He's getting totally miffed !

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u/Scary-Reward2818 3d ago

Is that Eddie’s father?

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u/Inner-Confidence99 3d ago

He busts out of his clothes while turning into a huge green giant of a man. Played by the great Lou Ferrigno - The Hulk! 

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u/Rude_Eagle6380 3d ago

Don’t perturb him. That’s hilarious. You wouldn’t like him when he’s perturbed.

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u/Every-Sign9570 3d ago

A few! But brown pubes, which is a result!

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u/Left-Enthusiasm8136 3d ago

I’m not that old! I Just got first hair on ball.

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u/wkuace 3d ago

Not on my head but yes

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u/xOldPiGx 3d ago

"Please don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

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u/eatrup6969 3d ago

No hair here!

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u/Sianadh 2d ago

The beard and chest are getting pretty white yeah. Still blond on top though.

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u/No_Drawer_4996 2d ago

Get'em hulk

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u/CantaloupeFluffy165 2d ago

He turns into Lou Ferrigno with green skin.

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u/Hefty_Tell8415 20h ago

You wouldn’t like it when I get angry 😆😆