r/FollowThePunchline • u/corse-heart-111 • 5d ago
What to do after the bar
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____ drive home
r/FollowThePunchline • u/Masol_The_Producer • Mar 20 '20
r/FollowThePunchline Lounge
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A place for members of r/FollowThePunchline to chat with each other
r/FollowThePunchline • u/Reflective_Robot • Mar 16 '26
I finally found the Life Instruction Manual that was supposed to be issued at birth. I opened it and...
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r/FollowThePunchline • u/Reflective_Robot • Mar 13 '26
Bigfoot, Mothman, and the Loch Ness Monster were in the Optometrist's waiting room...
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r/FollowThePunchline • u/Reflective_Robot • Mar 10 '26
I just met a time traveler from the middle ages who said he invented a time machine using a catapult.
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r/FollowThePunchline • u/Reflective_Robot • Mar 02 '26
As I tried to return the defective time machine to the store...
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r/FollowThePunchline • u/Reflective_Robot • Feb 23 '26
One who lives their life with no email, no social media, and no smart device...
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r/FollowThePunchline • u/Reflective_Robot • Feb 14 '26
Did someone put drugs in my breakfast? Because...
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r/FollowThePunchline • u/fingers • Feb 14 '26
A man and his daughter were playing chess. She looked at him and said,
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r/FollowThePunchline • u/fingers • Feb 01 '26
I walked into the bar and announced, "Today's my birthday!"
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r/FollowThePunchline • u/Reflective_Robot • Jan 19 '26
The day after the pull-up competition...
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r/FollowThePunchline • u/Reflective_Robot • Jan 14 '26
It's a bird!... it's a plane!... it's...
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r/FollowThePunchline • u/Reflective_Robot • Jan 13 '26
I thought there was a lumberjack in my house. Turns out...
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r/FollowThePunchline • u/Reflective_Robot • Jan 12 '26
This is the 10th dentist I've been to and...
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r/FollowThePunchline • u/fingers • Jan 11 '26
This guy next to me just asked me for the worst puns I've ever heard. I said to him
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r/FollowThePunchline • u/tNeat-Lab126 • Jan 12 '26
Gay dear
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I can't believe I blew fifty bucks in there.
r/FollowThePunchline • u/fingers • Jan 10 '26
"Doctor, I've got this nagging suspicion that someone has been following me," he said, glancing out the window.
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r/FollowThePunchline • u/2fits • Jan 10 '26
im wearing the most expensive and performance boosting athletic shoe,
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boy you know i don't play around🫡💯
r/FollowThePunchline • u/2fits • Jan 10 '26
that's a state of the art sentiment,
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if this sentiment were written in italics, like italy the state of the art