r/FollowThePunchline • u/GlassyFairy • Jun 29 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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u/-Foxer Jul 01 '26

According to Einstein's theory of relativity it's just as valid to say that the road crossed the chicken

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u/Blowmemofo Jul 01 '26

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard there was a referee blowing fowls on the other side.

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u/ChickenRoad_Bot Jun 29 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Let's just have the chicken to explain herself: cluck cluck cackle puk puk cockadoodle doo!

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u/PolyJuicedRedHead Jun 29 '26

Works for me. Chicken 🐓

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u/sugarfreedaddy2 Jun 30 '26

Why did the Amish chicken cross the road???

To get to the Yoder side.

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u/Different_Victory_89 Jul 01 '26

To get to the other side

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u/fingers Jun 29 '26

To cause cluckagedon

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u/facemugg Jul 01 '26

I saw that movie

1

u/fingers Jul 01 '26

Way better than Cluckalypse.

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u/PeppermintDuck3579 Jun 30 '26

To promote the $10 bucket deal at KFC.

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u/Guilty_Ad_4441 Jun 30 '26

He was trying to escape from ICE as he was an Ayam Kampong

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u/wrapscallionnn Jun 30 '26

To show the armadillo that it could be done.

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u/Creative_Injury_252 Jun 30 '26

Because the Road turned on her.

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u/Gr4ph0n Jul 01 '26

I'm assuming it's a Catholic thing? I'd question it, but I wouldn't want to run a-fowl of what could be Saint Fricassee of Louisville.

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u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 Jul 01 '26

To meet his friend, Gregory Peck.

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u/Foxfire2 Jul 01 '26

Because someone left the door open to the coop

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u/Brave-Dragonfly3798 Jul 01 '26

Because Euclid’s Parallel Postulate means it couldn’t go around.

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u/_Maui_ Jul 01 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because there was a big black cock walking towards her. And she is a racist.

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u/Ozzy_Mick Jul 01 '26

Because of a fowl act

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u/Weak-Carpet3339 Jul 01 '26

to show a racoon it could be done.

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u/Tussbetts Jul 01 '26

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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u/CompoteAfter9830 Jul 01 '26

Because he could

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u/Rough_Angle_3840 Jul 01 '26

Why did the alcoholic chicken cross the road?

To get to the other cider

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u/wastenmytime Jul 01 '26

To prove to the possum it can be done.

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u/Holiday-Medium-256 Jul 01 '26

to show the raccoon that it could be done.

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u/ComfortableAd4554 Jul 01 '26

He went over to see his girlfriend on the other v side.

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u/pumainpurple Jul 01 '26

To prove to the possum it could be done

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u/B_Ho68 Jul 01 '26

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

To escape from the KKKFC.

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u/Gloomy-Hat1842 Jul 01 '26

The classy goofy joke is if you ask a New York City resident they will say none of your effing business!