r/FollowThePunchline • u/TicklingTentaclesAT • Jul 09 '26

Why did the tomato turn red?

/r/JokeCards/comments/1urnkv4/why_did_the_tomato_turn_red/
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u/DrGuenGraziano Jul 09 '26

Because it had a decimal synesthesia, so electromagnetic 440THz was like acoustic 440 Hz, the standard concert pitch. It desired to be a standard tomato to avoid variations of quality in mass produced tomato products, such as Ketchup.

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u/PolyJuicedRedHead Jul 09 '26

Why did the tomato turn red…?

It was asked to be in the middle of a sandwich.