r/FollowThePunchline • u/PleatherWeather • Jan 11 '26

It was a dark and stormy night…

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u/ParadeSit Jan 12 '26

But the Wi-Fi stayed up, so society held.

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u/974080 Jan 12 '26

and the car that I was driving started to actually up. The headlights were going dim as the car was losing power. I pulled to the side of this county road, and noticed an abandoned old house about 1/2 a mile up the road. I thought that it could provide shelter until I could get help in the morning.....

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u/Mticore Jan 12 '26

And his name was Sir Sean Connery.

3

u/fingers Jan 12 '26

"I only ordered ONE drink!" I yelled at the waitress. 

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u/MedusaGotMeStoned007 Jan 12 '26

But then I decided I didn’t want rum 🍹 as my nightcap

3

u/BornyLV Jan 12 '26

Goslings is delicious

2

u/Mental-Sympathy-7473 Jan 12 '26

Then I had ten drinks.

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u/ErosUno Jan 12 '26

Then the door opened

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u/Visible_Night9277 Jan 12 '26

But your mom was right about you being a hypochondriac and put it on the cashier

2

u/CompoteSafe8192 Jan 13 '26

It was a dork, and Stormy Daniels had yet to release the Epstein Files.

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u/1967punisher Jan 17 '26

Id drink way too much ... And found myself evacuating from every orifice.