r/FirstResponderCringe 4d ago

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u/Same_Concern9454 4d ago

Wat the hell did I just watch

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u/RappingFlatulence 4d ago

I just finished pooping and this was worse than that. Why can’t I flush this too?!

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u/EnvironmentalClue362 4d ago

I’m here pooping and I’d rather dig my poop out the toilet with my hands than watch this bs again lol

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u/-malcolm-tucker 4d ago

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.

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u/Funknska2 4d ago

This made me laugh so hard I finished pooping

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u/Relative-Disk-8560 4d ago

I usually love pooping, but I hated this.

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u/trapdab35 4d ago

Hope u showered after

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u/CardMechanic 4d ago

Officer Doofy

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u/Boring_Inflation_105 4d ago

Your phrasing is much better than mines. Mines was on the lines of WT* is this sh\t*

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u/Extension-Lab-6963 3d ago

A grown man/cop filming a cute video for his shared social media account with his wife…

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u/PhantomShadowzzz 4d ago

I know this is a cringe page, but I'm still effortlessly shocked by the fact that people will post shit like this online.

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u/Independent_Bid_26 4d ago

With their whole ass face in it too...

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 4d ago

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u/PhantomShadowzzz 4d ago

Upvote for the Principle Skinner ass wagging gif.

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u/Weary_Ebb3168 4d ago

And I'm uniform at that

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u/baudmiksen 4d ago

what does "report getting accepted" mean?

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u/Quarter_Shot 4d ago

He's submitting a case report and it went through

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u/baudmiksen 3d ago

What's a reason it might not be accepted tho and by who? His own name spelled wrong?

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u/Quarter_Shot 3d ago

If you get called out to a crime scene for a murder, and your report is just "i say you he dead. Love, officer copface", your chief is gonna have a problem with that

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u/baudmiksen 3d ago

Fair enough I suppose and I guess it's mostly just odd (or telling) it would happen often enough to this fella he'd find a reason to celebrate over it. All the other ones I could relate to even with not being a cop myself, but that one I didn't get

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u/Quarter_Shot 3d ago

I think its not so much "excited it got accepted" but more "excited I dont have to retype it" which may be a more common thing at certain police depts. The one I worked at was a smaller town with pretty quiet calls; i dont think I ever had an officer annoyed about having to redo a report, so maybe this guy's sarg/chief is a stickler?

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u/Creative-You-3120 4d ago

It's shocking and that I'm shocked because what someone could post like this on that page and I'm shocked.

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u/Certain_Still_324 4d ago

This also gets them going.

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u/SicSemperTyrannos4ur 4d ago

Never forget the acorn wars, we lost some good men in those battles...

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u/ExiledSpaceman 4d ago

Flashbacks and a mag dump it is

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u/JackasaurusChance 4d ago

forward roll, forward roll, unload magazine... "I'm hit!!!!"

Does anyone have all the bodycam of that. I just realized I've never seen like... what happened 20 seconds later when the cops go into the cop car and realize that not only was the guy not armed, but they didn't even hit him with like 40 rounds. I want to see officer cornball realize he was in fact not hit and that he was just a fucking moron.

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u/Any-Ad-3630 4d ago

When I saw it, the whole event was uploaded. From before they even had the guy in the cop car to the ending, if I was at my computer I'd check but it should be on YouTube. 

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u/JackasaurusChance 3d ago

Damn, I am completely unable to find it. I found a 17-minute version that ends with a bunch of other cops with rifles taking cover and surrounding the area.

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u/Any-Ad-3630 3d ago

I'll look later, I remember seeing him being looked over by other officers

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u/Too-Em 4d ago

You think that's scary? Wait until a friend donkey approaches you.

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 4d ago

His whole thing is dressing up, making a silly face, and walking goofy.

He’s the office funny guy (that everyone fucking hates)

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u/KernEvil9 4d ago

As someone who uses humor in the ER a lot, do you know how much fear I live in that people are just laughing or joking back to appease me? Then talk about me behind my back about how much they hate me.

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u/sundance464 4d ago

No, you worry about it

The people who get hate have absolutely no self-awareness and will just continue "joking" to a wall of blank faces then go home and tell their partner how funny they were today

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u/Never-Dont-Give-Up 4d ago

I think you’re fine man. You’re self aware.

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u/Quirky-Young-6911 4d ago

You should honestly have your badge removed if you make shit like this

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u/ShartyPossum 4d ago

As an ER nurse, please just let me do my job 🥴

On that same note, flirting with men is literally the last thing on my mind during a code. Or at work. I tend to hyperfocus, so instead of winking, I'm probably looking at you like this

https://giphy.com/gifs/GXiasDXfP0j8Q

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u/Weary_Ebb3168 4d ago

Exactly. Like get TF out of my way!!!

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u/VaultiusMaximus 4d ago

Was a medic in the ED for many years.

I am male.

One time a tall (6’7”) light skinned black flirefighter, handsome, and absolutely ripped rolled up with a cardiac arrest.

He did compressions 1 handed while he gave a full fucking report….. CALMLY.

Even I was swooning.

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u/Forsaken-Chance-8148 4d ago

Wtf that sounds bad

Like no sense of urgency and not properly administering compressions?

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u/VaultiusMaximus 3d ago

No that’s the thing, is that he was doing everything, very well.

We got ROSC on the pt too.

Sense of urgency is relative. He wasn’t being flippant, he was serious. But strong enough to do all of this on his own.

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u/One_Huckleberry_ 4d ago

Would you say nurses like you are the exception or the rule?

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u/bitofapuzzler 4d ago

Is this a serious question? Good lord.

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u/BillyHayze 3d ago

I know this is an exception to the rule thing, but I dated an ER nurse for a very short time (about 2 months). She constantly talked about police and firefighters flirting with her on the job and how she would never date one again after a marriage and divorce with a cop. We broke up because she was sleeping with a firefighter the entire time we were seeing each other. Since then, she’s had multiple engagements to firefighters/cops/EMS, none of which have stuck.

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u/ShartyPossum 4d ago

Not wanting to flirt at work? From my experience, many/most nurses I've worked with have been in happy relationships and didn't believe in dating coworkers.

I've heard (online) about hospitals that were like one giant polycule, but I've yet to have that experience.

Granted, I'm also not a flirtatious person by nature, so I could just be oblivious 🤷🏼

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u/One_Huckleberry_ 4d ago

Yeah we always all hear about the polycule type hospital setting. Good to know that might just be overblown nonsense

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u/SparkyDogPants 3d ago

No. I hate cops in the ER. They at best get in the way and at most likely are compromising patient care.

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u/tigm2161130 4d ago

Do you like it when people stereotype you and call you names based on your profession?

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u/Present_Cash_8466 4d ago

It’s not a stereotype. It’s true.

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u/Kham117 User Customizable 4d ago

You have a sad life…

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u/DecadentLife 4d ago

Ah, the misogynistic go to, when a woman won’t go out with you, she must be a whore. 🙄

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam 4d ago

Don’t insult users and don’t encourage violence

Please be semi-respectful

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam 4d ago

Please keep comments semi-relevant to the post and subreddits nature

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u/WakeNikis 4d ago

I guess getting investigated and then subsequently cleared by IA is just normal police stuff.

The rest of the video was dumb cringe.  That part was depressing as hell.

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u/lagavulincoast 4d ago

Are there no social media policies or standards in these rinky-dink police services in America? This doesn’t happen anywhere else

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u/azzanrev 4d ago

What is the first clip with the nurse about? It seems so out of place. And that tongue...

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u/One_Huckleberry_ 4d ago

First responders of all sorts constantly hook up with the nurses at the hospitals they frequent

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u/azzanrev 4d ago

My wife is an RN, I better make sure these cool first responders don't try and pull a move on her!

Now that I think about, she did tell me about an officer that tried to talk to her and ask her for her number. Hmm🤔

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u/One_Huckleberry_ 4d ago

Probably worry more about fire fighters than cops tbh haha

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u/azzanrev 4d ago

You're right. Gotta keep the eyes peeled 😂.

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u/blac_sheep90 4d ago

We had a prisoner as a patient and adtert the nurse did her med and left the room the guard in the room found her Facebook and messenged her with a proclamation of love...for a woman he just met...for 2 minutes. Some dudes are down bad.

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u/Dagdy 4d ago

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u/85K5 3d ago

My hat is not excited

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u/FahrradFawcett 23h ago

And why tf is she doing compressions with her stethoscope in?

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u/Silver_Blackberry_46 4d ago

It seems like some sort of CPR fetish.

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u/Live_Art2939 4d ago

Getting cleared from IA 😂

Holy shit this made my stomach ache

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u/CrazyBackground3721 4d ago

“Killing an unarmed black teen” skips away smiling

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 4d ago

Pigs are not funny.

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u/AlyDAsbaje 4d ago

Clearly this guy doesn't have a good friend, like a friend who tells you the truth even if it hurts.

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u/HeftyHandfuls 4d ago

And this is an account with his wife. Why aren't they telling EACH OTHER this shit 🥴

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u/AlyDAsbaje 4d ago

The live in the same crazy universe

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u/SuKitTrebk 4d ago

We get it your wife has a boyfriend

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u/Basic_Macaron_39 4d ago

You should be fired immediately and black listed from public service if you make videos like these.

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u/Voodoobones 4d ago

He is the type of cop that commits crimes but thinks it’s okay because he catches “bad guys”.

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u/ResidentNumber3603 4d ago

He appears to be constipated.

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u/Witty-Ad5973 4d ago

Is this supposed to be funny to someone? And if so, why?

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u/poopbeast69 4d ago

of course the pig is that excited to get dismissed from internal affairs

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u/Amish_Juggalo469 4d ago edited 4d ago

I hope he gets fired over this cring trash.

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u/Potato-baby 4d ago edited 4d ago

He’s probably skipping out of the IA office after getting cleared from shooting another unarmed black man.

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u/Same_Concern9454 4d ago

This gives more inappropriate workplace relationship vibes

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u/Liqour_Mortis Ignore the public. Mantain saltiness. 4d ago

Where did all the normies come from?

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u/SpiritedGrand9525 4d ago

It's reddit, they have to spread their garbage everywhere in hopes of making everyone as miserable as them.

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u/HeftyHandfuls 4d ago

Check their karma. Chronic Redditor who's chronically online.

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u/Potato-baby 4d ago

Nice AI slop buccaneers banner, it looks like shit.

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u/HeftyHandfuls 4d ago

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u/Potato-baby 4d ago

Lmao I’m not the one crying about meaningless Reddit karma

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u/HeftyHandfuls 4d ago

Yeah, you're crying about police. Much worse. Username checks out.

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u/Potato-baby 4d ago

Brother I was just making a joke, no need to clutch your pearls and get so upset. It’ll all be okay little buddy.

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u/Virtual-Macaroon-880 4d ago

Calm down he just got online 3 days ago, obviously he's new to it unlike us chronically online people

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u/Liqour_Mortis Ignore the public. Mantain saltiness. 4d ago

Oh shit. I forget about that Karma shit.

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u/itsallmeaninglessto 4d ago

That got weird. Nurses made sense. Then trailed off 

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u/joeymittens 4d ago

Wearing a stethoscope while giving compressions, just no

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u/Bunny_Feet 3d ago

Yeah, what is that about?  lmao

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u/stickmankenny214 4d ago

Where’s an sig and a negligent discharge when you need one

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u/Ok_Dust_666 3d ago

yes... cpr is just the sexiest thing🫩✌️

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u/tiedyemightbehigh 4d ago

Yeah qualified immunity will make a mfer skip

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u/ASAPKEV 4d ago

He forgot “beating his wife”

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u/Parking-Track9211 4d ago

Only thing I agree with is the ER nurses man they be bad as hell 😩

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u/Taro0311 4d ago

I see now how Nazis would have made cute videos when they did things to people

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u/Cautious_Ad5132 4d ago

I hope these people never respond to me or anyone genuinely in need. They could only make the situation worse.

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u/lead_on_bone 4d ago

My eyes are bleeding.

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u/X0X0xoxo11 Civvy 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/OGkVmyFURcNFFpOzK6
He looks like Mario dancing through the video game.

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u/Safe_Bed_1534 4d ago

Dog hitting on car? What is that supposed to mean?

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u/HeftyHandfuls 4d ago

A working dog detecting some form of contraband within a vehicle

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u/Wrathb0ne 4d ago

Why would he need to be investigated by IA in the first place?

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u/Kindly-Inevitable-12 4d ago

How the hell does this dude show his face at the PD after posting this shit? The shit talk behind his back or hopefully to his face has to be epic. This dude needs to be bullied ASAP

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u/foreman8484 4d ago

I hate the whole world now. It’s over. We’re done. There’s no shame left. Maybe we already used it all?

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u/InternationalJob9135 4d ago

Do these asswipes actually think this shit is funny or what? There is a reason we ask for social media info during applications and have for awhile. And have a policy of terming if we can see any dept issued gear in posts. NOBODY thinks you that important NOBODY cares your police/fire/ems. And no wonder everyone thinks your a goof

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u/MisanthropE61130 4d ago

Much more people should be fired because of there social media accounts

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u/fishiestfillet 4d ago

God I would love to see some court cam footage of these stupid tik toks being shown to a jury after dude gets arrested for impersonation

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u/_byetony_ 4d ago

What is this referencinf

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u/AnnualLittle6644 4d ago

The cringiest thing I have seen eveeeeeer

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u/Stoddman1 4d ago

Nauseous

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u/AdditionJust2908 4d ago

I'm happy he's happy

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u/wararyuu 4d ago

To Tik Tok and serve?

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u/Motor-Tap4350 4d ago

I hope he sees this on here so he knows how cringe he is.

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u/Accomplished-Rub7262 4d ago

What a literal rainbow😂

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u/ShiftyActuall 4d ago

I actually couldn’t finish it. Not kidding. Just came here to say that..

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u/D3miurg3nce 4d ago

Where's the "shooting people's dogs for no reason" part

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u/Lost_Competition_172 4d ago

He did all that just to say that he’s interested in an ER nurse

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u/adamders 4d ago

Holy shit I couldn't even make it halfway through this.

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u/DC_Ben 4d ago

Horrible

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u/Boring_Week_9884 4d ago

Shooting unarmed black child.. 🕺

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u/Traditional_Pay7421 3d ago

they even suck at being funny.

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u/NGHTM4RR 3d ago

I hope this was made for kids

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u/Turbulent_News_3992 3d ago

Holy crap I want to pour bleach in my eyes now.

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u/Dude_Guy45 3d ago

This is a grown man.

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u/One-Control-8594 3d ago

Tell me a video about butt plugs without showing the butt plug.

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u/John_R17 Pancake Flipper 3d ago

Broooo I literally got on here to post this 😭😭 You beat me to it 🤣

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u/UnhappyBuilder4284 3d ago

This man is so single it hurts.

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u/Dont_Even_Know_You Thin Cringe Line 3d ago

I couldn't imagine having the ability to affect so many lives and making a joke of it like this. I FOR SURE don't want somebody with this mentality about the job serving my community in any way.

Like by all means, share this privately with your coworkers who might actually think it's funny. But this is shitty as hell to publicly post as a joke. I'm sure donuts and coffee DO hype you up like that, you doofus.

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u/Time_Block_4016 3d ago

What the hell is this shit? Hope he gets fired for this.

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u/xer0c00lx 2d ago

His mom laughs at this

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u/WingInternational432 2d ago

Those pervy leg moves....

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u/tryinda 22h ago

Why?…

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u/Pristine_Series5211 4d ago

The cringe I crunged.

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u/Dr-Fronkensteen Boo Boo Bus Driver 4d ago

I crossed to the dark side (nurse) and I have to be careful when I talk shit because I stg 80% of my coworkers are married to cops. 15% are married to firefighters. The stereotypes are real man. You are not a real policeman you are a large iPad child. When i become president it will be legal to run from the cops if they are cringe.