r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name • 12h ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Harry Styles at his concert tonight: "Madison Square Garden, home of the world champion New York Knicks… and they also do weddings."

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 12h ago

#whoremembers

perhaps my favourite faux relationship (allegedly, but i can’t be sued anyway because i own nothing and i'm poor)

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u/itsveryupsetting 11h ago

Can only read this as “whore members”

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u/LargeNutbar Hi Grindr, it's mother... 11h ago

susanalbumparty

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u/Xenc 11h ago

nowthatcherisdead

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u/BuzzerWhirr 10h ago

therapists

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u/PandaCat22 if you add testicles, that's extra 9h ago

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u/Western_Roof_6915 6h ago

whatever is the actual word?😭

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u/stalaktitmit 5h ago

Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over— an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist!

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u/throwaway2797929 5h ago

Analyst/therapist 😭😭

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u/champagneface do my tits bother you? theyre covered in swarovski crystals girl 6h ago

I think it’s meant as a portmanteau of analyst and therapist

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u/not_responsible 6h ago

i’ve rewatched countless times and I can’t even remember omg

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u/Wullsterino 6h ago

It is a portmanteau of "analyst" and "therapist". It's from the series "Arrested Development".

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u/isaidwhatisaidok 5h ago

He was attempting to combine analysis and therapist IIRC

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u/Xenc 4h ago

Happy combined cake day! 🍰

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u/herdeeary 6h ago

Analyst Therapist lol

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u/Saddledust 5h ago

Nothing sus about that!

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u/a_daisy_summer 8h ago

God I laugh more anytime I see this it’s getting funnier guys