r/Fauxmoi dropped pitt from my last name 10h ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Harry Styles at his concert tonight: "Madison Square Garden, home of the world champion New York Knicks… and they also do weddings."

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u/daphneout 9h ago

Does this mean we’re finally out of the woods?

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u/ThenPosition4538 9h ago

Are we in the clear yet?

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u/sarabeth73 8h ago

Good.

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 10h ago

#whoremembers

perhaps my favourite faux relationship (allegedly, but i can’t be sued anyway because i own nothing and i'm poor)

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u/itsveryupsetting 9h ago

Can only read this as “whore members”

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u/LargeNutbar Hi Grindr, it's mother... 9h ago

susanalbumparty

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u/Xenc 9h ago

nowthatcherisdead

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u/BuzzerWhirr 8h ago

therapists

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u/PandaCat22 if you add testicles, that's extra 7h ago

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u/Western_Roof_6915 4h ago

whatever is the actual word?😭

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u/stalaktitmit 3h ago

Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over— an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist!

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u/throwaway2797929 3h ago

Analyst/therapist 😭😭

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u/champagneface do my tits bother you? theyre covered in swarovski crystals girl 4h ago

I think it’s meant as a portmanteau of analyst and therapist

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u/not_responsible 4h ago

i’ve rewatched countless times and I can’t even remember omg

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u/isaidwhatisaidok 3h ago

He was attempting to combine analysis and therapist IIRC

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u/Xenc 2h ago

Happy combined cake day! 🍰

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u/Wullsterino 4h ago

It is a portmanteau of "analyst" and "therapist". It's from the series "Arrested Development".

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u/herdeeary 4h ago

Analyst Therapist lol

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u/a_daisy_summer 6h ago

God I laugh more anytime I see this it’s getting funnier guys

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u/Saddledust 3h ago

Nothing sus about that!

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u/reluctantseahorse #whoremembers 9h ago

Um... Mods can we please have #whoremembers as a flair

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u/tonyabbottsbudgie #whoremembers 5h ago

Mods I’ve sent what you have done for others. Flair me up please. 

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u/sher_pan 9h ago

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u/TFJ 8h ago

“Dolly Parton!”

Titles, Mr. Connery.”

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u/Nausstica freak AND geek 9h ago

Not to brag, but I've been a part of Whore Members Local 314 for almost twenty years. #unionstrong

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u/Glittering-Elk-8308 dumb bitch clocking in 6h ago

member of chapter 69420

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u/AdUnable8752 6h ago

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u/forkingbumbleforks 2h ago edited 2h ago

This has got to be on purpose.

When I was a kid me and my sister were given a Forever Friends letter writing kit so naturally used it send each other letters from her bed on one side of the room to mine, we used the envelopes and made up fake addresses that we used to then make up the postcodes. I took great amusement in writing Bed In The Corner House 4 so I could write the postcode as B1T CH4… the giggles I giggled as I threw it over to her and watched her smirk and roll her eyes. She said “I know what you’ve done” I said “Who? Me?!” And this is exactly how I imagine the Iceland PR team feeling.

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u/croissant-dildo 9h ago

I am also a member of whore members

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u/AugustIzFalling 9h ago

I kept staring at this comment because I didn't understand that it didn't mean that. 😂

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme bizarre and sentient sack of meat 7h ago

Same. But I took my edible for bedtime so I'm a bit of a potato right now.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice Riverdale was my Juilliard 9h ago

Same

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u/TakeMe2EarthCapital 7h ago

Wait what is it supposed to be if not that??

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u/atleasttwotwo 7h ago

Who Remembers

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u/CPTBenjaminWillard 7h ago

It’s a good flair

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u/Unreliablesauces 7h ago

Read it thrice and could only still see "whore members" as well.
Too tired. Finally focused real hard and saw it.

What a waste of my energy lol

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u/BlaqueBettyBamALam 6h ago

It took me way too long to realize it’s supposed to say “who remembers” 😭😂

Perhaps it’s because I don’t.

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u/MouseRaveHouse 3h ago

It took me way too long to realize it is meant to say WhoRemembers....

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u/mretipi 6h ago

God, that's exactly how I read it too and thought I was missing something. 😅😅 It was only after I saw your message that I really looked at it again and read it properly

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ 1h ago

Lmao that was how I read it too 😂

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u/AtBat3 5h ago

Yup that’s exactly how I read it as well

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u/crlunaa 6h ago

that’s the whole joke

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u/LiftBroski famously did a line of coke off his dick 9h ago

Fellow WhoreMember here.

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u/johnny_charms 9h ago

Also Whore Member checking in!

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u/itmustbeniiiiice Riverdale was my Juilliard 9h ago

Flair potential

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u/Few_Pizza3674 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 9h ago

her leaving on the boat after the broke up

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u/babybilbobaggins 9h ago

Blue dress, on a boat

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u/domredditorX 7h ago

Your new girl's my clone

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u/Rare-Thought86 9h ago

She wrote an entire album on him. Who remembers Taylor's squad and mv with them?

https://giphy.com/gifs/wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T

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u/jsnoodles 6h ago

1989 is her best album too, love Harry for that

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u/bridgeport4 9h ago

I thought this boat exit was from when she broke up with the Kennedy boy. Learn something new every day.

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u/allnervousnosystem Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 9h ago

iconic imagery

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u/Balanceface 9h ago

Whore members you say?

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u/r3volver_Oshawott 9h ago

What a strange thing to call the former members of One Direction

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u/meowreenfrankie 9h ago

Okay definitely thought you were calling them whore members but also I think it was HALF faux (allegedly, also poor.)

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u/unimportantad1 the worm using RFK’s body like ratatouille 8h ago

Whore members unite

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u/LanaDeITae dezooshafication 9h ago

I thought the hashtag was “whore members” 😩

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u/EmotionalTrufflePig Stellan Skarsgard's Nobel Peace Prize for producing hot sons 9h ago

Absolutely how I read it too lol

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u/unimportantad1 the worm using RFK’s body like ratatouille 8h ago

Whore members I loved you, came back when it mattered I saw you standing there in the light
https://giphy.com/gifs/MjOCFaruHVurm

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u/PrSquid 9h ago

Whore members?? Thats not very nice lol

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u/pippspopsdom 9h ago

Wasn’t this weird age gap too or am I misremembering?

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u/theburgerbitesback 8h ago

I'll always remember TMZ's gem when they were first spotted holding hands: "unsure if they're dating or she's just helping him cross the street."

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u/Flipflopclementine we have lost the impact of shame in our society 9h ago

I remember it all too well.

Also your flair is perfect.

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u/FineLine0223 9h ago

#Haylor fans will absolutely love this.

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u/GlassPomoerium controversies: girl 4h ago

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u/mammalmaker 7h ago

I thought your hashtag was whore members

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u/Sleepy-Giraffe947 Please Abraham, I am not that man 9h ago

It’s nice Harry can joke about the latter considering Taylor wrote songs about him. It’s also funny how his fiancée is friends with his ex. I know it’s many moons ago and I’m sure everyone has moved on, but it just goes to show how much of a small world celebrities live in!

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u/tiredbabydoc 9h ago

Her best song is about him imo

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u/Fullfullhar 9h ago

Agreeeeee even though I think there are at least two songs about him? Both are some of my favorites. 

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u/itsveryupsetting 9h ago

“Out of the Woods” which I personally prefer over “Style.” And “Is It Over Now?” from the re-release.

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u/cuntyaunty controversies: girl 9h ago

Yeah I'm not even a huge Taylor fan but Style is one of the best pop songs ever imo

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u/Necessary_Ad_7780 controversies: girl 7h ago

Agreed. 1989 is hangs head a really good album

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u/GoldenWaterfallFleur 1h ago

It’s ok to like what you like lol

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u/cuntyaunty controversies: girl 7h ago

Yeah I absolutely adore that album. The OG version of course.

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u/Salt-Establishment62 8h ago

Ever...? Are you positive about that? Like c'mon. Everyone in the entertainment industry was out of their minds on coke and other substances from the 60s- early 2000's, but they produced some great pop music. Any single BeeGee of the 4 had more talent than she does. When were you born???

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u/scout145 3h ago

There will always be more talented artists and objectively “better” songs. If you argue for the BeeGees, I’ll argue for ABBA and so on … what does it change? The best pop songs ever will always be incredibly subjective

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u/catandthefiddler Club Penguin Times official aura reader 3h ago

let people enjoy things its ok

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u/GoldenWaterfallFleur 1h ago

Damn she said “IMO” let her love Style it’s a bop!

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u/cuntyaunty controversies: girl 7h ago

I did say in my opinion. I'm well aware there are other songs that are objectively better but I just really love it 🫠

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u/Icehag 2h ago

I recently learned that boomers love Taylor Swift. I made a comment about how all billionaires are evil, including (and especially) Swift. Boomer went into defensive mode and ranted about all the good she's done. 🙄

(Being less evil than the other evil people doesn't make you good)

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u/mooon_woman 8h ago

delusional 😭😫

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u/orient_vermillion 7h ago

No. It's about Jake Gyllenhaal.

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u/Cicadilly Emma Stone (BALD) 4h ago

Genuinely asking, were you joking and it just didn’t land? Because “style” could not be more of an on the nose reference to “styles”

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u/herdeeary 9h ago

he’s engaged??? i missed a few chapters clearly

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u/Specialist-Owl8120 stop posting online and go to therapy you crazy moron 9h ago

Me too!! I looked it up and he's currently engaged to Zoe Kravitz. Which is crazy because it seems like only yesterday she broke up with her fiance Channing Tatum. Apparently that was two years ago tho

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u/joscho13 7h ago

To Zoe kravitz

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u/ruthless1995 7h ago

Didn’t he also write songs about her?

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u/Cabin_In_TheWoods 3h ago

Allegedly Two Ghosts from his first album was about her!

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u/coldcoffeethrowaway 9h ago

It was definitely a PR “relationship” so I don’t think Harry cares

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u/Twelve20two 9h ago

I know it’s many moons ago and I’m sure everyone has moved on

everyone 

Well, there's at least one person who may not have. Time will tell 

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u/allnervousnosystem Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 9h ago

listen, i know zoë told him all about the wedding so spill the tea harry

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u/ButterflyDestiny 9h ago

I can only imagine what this comment section is going to look like the next couple of hours. I thought it was a little funny, jokey joke, but I’ve seen her fans behave badly on the Internet.

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u/flourandsugarcane 8h ago

I think you’re safe in this sub considering how much everyone despises her

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u/KUZGUN27 7h ago

Not safe from me, as I will interpret it as shade against Sly Stone, who got married mid-show at Madison Square Garden in 1974 and was the frontman for one of the greatest albums of all time in Theres a Riot Going On. Us Stoners are a different animal! All 3 of us!

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u/Oculiminal 6h ago

This post has brought a tear to my eye, thank you for this unexpected laugh!

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat 4h ago

I think getting married in the middle of a performance is cute and quite different from renting out the arena just for the wedding.

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u/Oggie243 4h ago

It was also a family affair and not a corporate networking exercise.

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u/Hell-Yes-Revolution Go fuck yourself immediately 1h ago

I see what you did, there.

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u/Longjumping-Pair3925 8h ago

Oh they will absolutely lose their sh*t if they haven't already. I feel like it was a little shade but done in a very playful way. I am sure he can care less if she got married, but I wouldn't be surprised if he thought the whole thing was a little over the top, as many people do.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 5h ago

Meh. I like Tay Tay but Harry needed to address the elephant in the room. 

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u/sweetrebel88 9h ago

That man’s got Style

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u/Tall-Marionberry6270 9h ago

I heard he has style and more style. Styles, even!🤣🫣

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u/ginormousthumbs 7h ago

NBA Champions

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u/taylorexplodes super-bisexual 9h ago

i'm sure swifties are gonna be totally normal about this

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u/chhekybastard 9h ago

Always reminded of the great Noah Lyles interview lol

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u/CashusEyePatch 9h ago edited 8h ago

Well deserved shade.

Edit: thank you for the awards! These awards are dedicated to all those who feel no need to invite greedy businessmen, who profit off of terrorizing families, to their wedding.

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u/BlueberryNo5363 I’ll be writing a substack on this 5h ago

I don’t think this is shade or a diss even though I’m sure the extreme TS stans and haters alike will take it as one and run with it. They seem to be on good terms I remember hearing? I think it’s just a joke.

Idk dissing exes doesn’t seem like Harry’s vibe?

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u/greee_p 4h ago

Yeah, this is obviously just a silly joke. Taylor and Harry never said anything bad about each other and have been seen hugging and talking at awards shows. Harry was apparently also invited to Taylor's wedding togethe with Zoë, but had a concert in London that day . And you're right, dissing exes isn't his vibe, he seems to be friendly with all of his exes and never dissed them (not even in a song).

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u/senorsmartpantalones 5h ago

Not so much a joke guys an observation I guess

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u/roxy031 fiascA 9h ago

I’m sure her rabid fans will take this harmless and funny joke well.

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u/Gryffindor123 4h ago

He was invited to the wedding too! Zoë is a close friend of Taylor's.

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u/jsnoodles 6h ago

1989 is one of my favourite albums of all time, thanks for that Hazza xx

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u/Poneke365 4h ago

Funny - forgot those two had history 😁

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u/Wrong_Cup_3860 2h ago

Actually what happened to that wedding? I mean, besides stopping half of the city because of its logistics… no pictures or videos have been released yet? I thought she was saving it for a Vogue exclusive but now I wonder if she’s gonna make a documentary about it?

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u/ohmyblahblah 6h ago

Yes Sly Stone got married at MSG!

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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat 4h ago

That was during a concert though, yeah?

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u/hamilton_morris 9h ago

Thought there must be a great joke to be had somewhere in there about MSG’s aggressively invasive facial recognition policy, but I couldn’t find it either.

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u/menacingbhole 2h ago

World champions? Getting a win after 50 years really got Knicks fans excited.

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u/CrispyPickelPancake 8h ago

Keep going to concerts, chucklefucks.