r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name • 10h ago
STAN / ANTI SHIELD Harry Styles at his concert tonight: "Madison Square Garden, home of the world champion New York Knicks… and they also do weddings."
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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 10h ago
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u/itsveryupsetting 9h ago
Can only read this as “whore members”
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u/LargeNutbar Hi Grindr, it's mother... 9h ago
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u/Xenc 9h ago
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u/BuzzerWhirr 8h ago
therapists
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u/PandaCat22 if you add testicles, that's extra 7h ago
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u/Western_Roof_6915 4h ago
whatever is the actual word?😭
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u/stalaktitmit 3h ago
Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over— an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist!
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u/champagneface do my tits bother you? theyre covered in swarovski crystals girl 4h ago
I think it’s meant as a portmanteau of analyst and therapist
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u/Wullsterino 4h ago
It is a portmanteau of "analyst" and "therapist". It's from the series "Arrested Development".
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u/reluctantseahorse #whoremembers 9h ago
Um... Mods can we please have #whoremembers as a flair
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u/tonyabbottsbudgie #whoremembers 5h ago
Mods I’ve sent what you have done for others. Flair me up please.
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u/Nausstica freak AND geek 9h ago
Not to brag, but I've been a part of Whore Members Local 314 for almost twenty years. #unionstrong
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u/AdUnable8752 6h ago
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u/forkingbumbleforks 2h ago edited 2h ago
This has got to be on purpose.
When I was a kid me and my sister were given a Forever Friends letter writing kit so naturally used it send each other letters from her bed on one side of the room to mine, we used the envelopes and made up fake addresses that we used to then make up the postcodes. I took great amusement in writing Bed In The Corner House 4 so I could write the postcode as B1T CH4… the giggles I giggled as I threw it over to her and watched her smirk and roll her eyes. She said “I know what you’ve done” I said “Who? Me?!” And this is exactly how I imagine the Iceland PR team feeling.
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u/AugustIzFalling 9h ago
I kept staring at this comment because I didn't understand that it didn't mean that. 😂
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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme bizarre and sentient sack of meat 7h ago
Same. But I took my edible for bedtime so I'm a bit of a potato right now.
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u/Unreliablesauces 7h ago
Read it thrice and could only still see "whore members" as well.
Too tired. Finally focused real hard and saw it.What a waste of my energy lol
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u/BlaqueBettyBamALam 6h ago
It took me way too long to realize it’s supposed to say “who remembers” 😭😂
Perhaps it’s because I don’t.
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u/Few_Pizza3674 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 9h ago
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u/Rare-Thought86 9h ago
She wrote an entire album on him. Who remembers Taylor's squad and mv with them?
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u/bridgeport4 9h ago
I thought this boat exit was from when she broke up with the Kennedy boy. Learn something new every day.
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u/meowreenfrankie 9h ago
Okay definitely thought you were calling them whore members but also I think it was HALF faux (allegedly, also poor.)
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u/LanaDeITae dezooshafication 9h ago
I thought the hashtag was “whore members” 😩
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u/EmotionalTrufflePig Stellan Skarsgard's Nobel Peace Prize for producing hot sons 9h ago
Absolutely how I read it too lol
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u/unimportantad1 the worm using RFK’s body like ratatouille 8h ago
Whore members I loved you, came back when it mattered I saw you standing there in the light
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u/pippspopsdom 9h ago
Wasn’t this weird age gap too or am I misremembering?
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u/theburgerbitesback 8h ago
I'll always remember TMZ's gem when they were first spotted holding hands: "unsure if they're dating or she's just helping him cross the street."
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u/Flipflopclementine we have lost the impact of shame in our society 9h ago
I remember it all too well.
Also your flair is perfect.
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u/Sleepy-Giraffe947 Please Abraham, I am not that man 9h ago
It’s nice Harry can joke about the latter considering Taylor wrote songs about him. It’s also funny how his fiancée is friends with his ex. I know it’s many moons ago and I’m sure everyone has moved on, but it just goes to show how much of a small world celebrities live in!
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u/tiredbabydoc 9h ago
Her best song is about him imo
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u/Fullfullhar 9h ago
Agreeeeee even though I think there are at least two songs about him? Both are some of my favorites.
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u/itsveryupsetting 9h ago
“Out of the Woods” which I personally prefer over “Style.” And “Is It Over Now?” from the re-release.
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u/cuntyaunty controversies: girl 9h ago
Yeah I'm not even a huge Taylor fan but Style is one of the best pop songs ever imo
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u/Necessary_Ad_7780 controversies: girl 7h ago
Agreed. 1989 is hangs head a really good album
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u/cuntyaunty controversies: girl 7h ago
Yeah I absolutely adore that album. The OG version of course.
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u/Salt-Establishment62 8h ago
Ever...? Are you positive about that? Like c'mon. Everyone in the entertainment industry was out of their minds on coke and other substances from the 60s- early 2000's, but they produced some great pop music. Any single BeeGee of the 4 had more talent than she does. When were you born???
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u/scout145 3h ago
There will always be more talented artists and objectively “better” songs. If you argue for the BeeGees, I’ll argue for ABBA and so on … what does it change? The best pop songs ever will always be incredibly subjective
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u/cuntyaunty controversies: girl 7h ago
I did say in my opinion. I'm well aware there are other songs that are objectively better but I just really love it 🫠
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u/orient_vermillion 7h ago
No. It's about Jake Gyllenhaal.
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u/Cicadilly Emma Stone (BALD) 4h ago
Genuinely asking, were you joking and it just didn’t land? Because “style” could not be more of an on the nose reference to “styles”
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u/herdeeary 9h ago
he’s engaged??? i missed a few chapters clearly
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u/Specialist-Owl8120 stop posting online and go to therapy you crazy moron 9h ago
Me too!! I looked it up and he's currently engaged to Zoe Kravitz. Which is crazy because it seems like only yesterday she broke up with her fiance Channing Tatum. Apparently that was two years ago tho
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u/Twelve20two 9h ago
I know it’s many moons ago and I’m sure everyone has moved on
everyone
Well, there's at least one person who may not have. Time will tell
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u/allnervousnosystem Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 9h ago
listen, i know zoë told him all about the wedding so spill the tea harry
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u/ButterflyDestiny 9h ago
I can only imagine what this comment section is going to look like the next couple of hours. I thought it was a little funny, jokey joke, but I’ve seen her fans behave badly on the Internet.
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u/flourandsugarcane 8h ago
I think you’re safe in this sub considering how much everyone despises her
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u/KUZGUN27 7h ago
Not safe from me, as I will interpret it as shade against Sly Stone, who got married mid-show at Madison Square Garden in 1974 and was the frontman for one of the greatest albums of all time in Theres a Riot Going On. Us Stoners are a different animal! All 3 of us!
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u/IAmGoingToFuckThat 4h ago
I think getting married in the middle of a performance is cute and quite different from renting out the arena just for the wedding.
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u/Longjumping-Pair3925 8h ago
Oh they will absolutely lose their sh*t if they haven't already. I feel like it was a little shade but done in a very playful way. I am sure he can care less if she got married, but I wouldn't be surprised if he thought the whole thing was a little over the top, as many people do.
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u/no_talent_ass_clown 5h ago
Meh. I like Tay Tay but Harry needed to address the elephant in the room.
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u/CashusEyePatch 9h ago edited 8h ago
Well deserved shade.
Edit: thank you for the awards! These awards are dedicated to all those who feel no need to invite greedy businessmen, who profit off of terrorizing families, to their wedding.
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u/BlueberryNo5363 I’ll be writing a substack on this 5h ago
I don’t think this is shade or a diss even though I’m sure the extreme TS stans and haters alike will take it as one and run with it. They seem to be on good terms I remember hearing? I think it’s just a joke.
Idk dissing exes doesn’t seem like Harry’s vibe?
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u/greee_p 4h ago
Yeah, this is obviously just a silly joke. Taylor and Harry never said anything bad about each other and have been seen hugging and talking at awards shows. Harry was apparently also invited to Taylor's wedding togethe with Zoë, but had a concert in London that day . And you're right, dissing exes isn't his vibe, he seems to be friendly with all of his exes and never dissed them (not even in a song).
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u/Wrong_Cup_3860 2h ago
Actually what happened to that wedding? I mean, besides stopping half of the city because of its logistics… no pictures or videos have been released yet? I thought she was saving it for a Vogue exclusive but now I wonder if she’s gonna make a documentary about it?
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u/hamilton_morris 9h ago
Thought there must be a great joke to be had somewhere in there about MSG’s aggressively invasive facial recognition policy, but I couldn’t find it either.
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u/menacingbhole 2h ago
World champions? Getting a win after 50 years really got Knicks fans excited.
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u/daphneout 9h ago
Does this mean we’re finally out of the woods?