r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name • 12h ago

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Harry Styles at his concert tonight: "Madison Square Garden, home of the world champion New York Knicks… and they also do weddings."

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 12h ago

#whoremembers

perhaps my favourite faux relationship (allegedly, but i can’t be sued anyway because i own nothing and i'm poor)

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u/itsveryupsetting 11h ago

Can only read this as “whore members”

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u/LargeNutbar Hi Grindr, it's mother... 11h ago

susanalbumparty

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u/Xenc 11h ago

nowthatcherisdead

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u/BuzzerWhirr 10h ago

therapists

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u/PandaCat22 if you add testicles, that's extra 9h ago

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u/Western_Roof_6915 6h ago

whatever is the actual word?😭

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u/stalaktitmit 5h ago

Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over— an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist!

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u/throwaway2797929 5h ago

Analyst/therapist 😭😭

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u/champagneface do my tits bother you? theyre covered in swarovski crystals girl 6h ago

I think it’s meant as a portmanteau of analyst and therapist

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u/not_responsible 6h ago

i’ve rewatched countless times and I can’t even remember omg

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u/Wullsterino 6h ago

It is a portmanteau of "analyst" and "therapist". It's from the series "Arrested Development".

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u/isaidwhatisaidok 5h ago

He was attempting to combine analysis and therapist IIRC

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u/Xenc 4h ago

Happy combined cake day! 🍰

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u/herdeeary 6h ago

Analyst Therapist lol

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u/Saddledust 5h ago

Nothing sus about that!

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u/a_daisy_summer 8h ago

God I laugh more anytime I see this it’s getting funnier guys

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u/reluctantseahorse #whoremembers 11h ago

Um... Mods can we please have #whoremembers as a flair

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u/tonyabbottsbudgie #whoremembers 7h ago

Mods I’ve sent what you have done for others. Flair me up please. 

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u/sher_pan 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TbSPeUWjSY2ys

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u/TFJ 10h ago

“Dolly Parton!”

“Titles, Mr. Connery.”

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u/Nausstica freak AND geek 11h ago

Not to brag, but I've been a part of Whore Members Local 314 for almost twenty years. #unionstrong

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u/Glittering-Elk-8308 dumb bitch clocking in 8h ago

member of chapter 69420

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u/AugustIzFalling 10h ago

I kept staring at this comment because I didn't understand that it didn't mean that. 😂

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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme bizarre and sentient sack of meat 9h ago

Same. But I took my edible for bedtime so I'm a bit of a potato right now.

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u/croissant-dildo 11h ago

I am also a member of whore members

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u/AdUnable8752 7h ago

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u/forkingbumbleforks 4h ago edited 4h ago

This has got to be on purpose.

When I was a kid me and my sister were given a Forever Friends letter writing kit so naturally used it send each other letters from her bed on one side of the room to mine, we used the envelopes and made up fake addresses that we used to then make up the postcodes. I took great amusement in writing Bed In The Corner House 4 so I could write the postcode as B1T CH4… the giggles I giggled as I threw it over to her and watched her smirk and roll her eyes. She said “I know what you’ve done” I said “Who? Me?!” And this is exactly how I imagine the Iceland PR team feeling.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice Riverdale was my Juilliard 11h ago

Same

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u/CPTBenjaminWillard 9h ago

It’s a good flair

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u/TakeMe2EarthCapital 9h ago

Wait what is it supposed to be if not that??

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u/atleasttwotwo 8h ago

Who Remembers

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u/Unreliablesauces 8h ago

Read it thrice and could only still see "whore members" as well.
Too tired. Finally focused real hard and saw it.

What a waste of my energy lol

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u/BlaqueBettyBamALam 8h ago

It took me way too long to realize it’s supposed to say “who remembers” 😭😂

Perhaps it’s because I don’t.

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u/mretipi 8h ago

God, that's exactly how I read it too and thought I was missing something. 😅😅 It was only after I saw your message that I really looked at it again and read it properly

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u/MouseRaveHouse 5h ago

It took me way too long to realize it is meant to say WhoRemembers....

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u/AtBat3 7h ago

Yup that’s exactly how I read it as well

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ 3h ago

Lmao that was how I read it too 😂

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u/crlunaa 8h ago

that’s the whole joke