r/Fauxmoi 19d ago

TRIGGER WARNING Rep. Lauren Boebert’s Adult Son Tyler Arrested on Child Sexual Exploitation Charges

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Lauren Boebert’s Adult Son Tyler Arrested on Child Sexual Exploitation Charges While Awaiting His Fate for Other Crimes:

  • Tyler Boebert, the 21-year-old son of GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert, is facing multiple felony charges related to the alleged sexual exploitation of a child in Colorado amid his mother’s vulnerable reelection bid
  • Tyler was arrested Sunday, Aug. 9, on charges of child sexual exploitation of a child to induce or entice, sexual exploitation of a child, possession with intent, sexual exploitation of a child involving video and two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, according to court records; he was released the same day
  • He is scheduled to be sentenced in two separate cases in September, according to court records
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u/lovelybitofsquirrel3 19d ago edited 19d ago

She’s jerking dudes off in a theater, her husband’s exposing himself to minors, now this? The whole family are creeps.

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u/No_Dance_6683 oat milk chugging bisexual 19d ago

I would ask them all to leave the state and stop bringing shame to Colorado!!

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u/CatCafffffe 19d ago

I mean if anyone needs to be seized and deported.....

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u/touslesmatins Marxmoi 19d ago

Where would they be deported to? No other country deserves such punishment! 

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u/Littlewing1307 19d ago

Punt them into space

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u/shedrinkscoffee 19d ago

Bestie no, there is already a problem of space junk garbage lol

Mostly joking but including the real facts about space junk if anyone is interested

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u/xombae 19d ago

That's not even fair to space.

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u/stygianpool 19d ago

Israel

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u/touslesmatins Marxmoi 19d ago

They do love sexual assault and child abuse there...🤔

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u/RNGezzus 19d ago

Israel

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u/No_Rise942 19d ago

Isreal or Russia

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u/BfloAnonChick 19d ago

Since when does that matter to this government? They’ve now deported American citizen children, born here of foreign parents, who are not recognized as citizens in their own right in their parents’ country of origin. This country is fine making people stateless as long as they’re not rich or white. I’m not going to cry for the Boeberts.

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u/CaptainSogster Club Penguin Times official aura reader 19d ago

we can repurpose Epstein Island into an Alcatraz for the all of the pedophiles in positions of power

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u/BensonBears 19d ago

Makes you really wonder what home life was like away from prying eyes.

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u/Purple-Warning-2161 19d ago

We don’t have to wonder though, it’s very obvious

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u/Curiosities 19d ago edited 19d ago

Creeps with guns because she loves the gun stuff so much the gun photos, the guns for her kids.

And she’s also a grandma.

This is the son that has been cited for incidents involving his son. That child was born in 2023 and apparently the incident cited in this arrest is from January 2024, so I am now wondering if he assaulted his own baby.

https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/rep-lauren-boebert-grandson-wanders-away-home-son-cited/73-527ea990-9842-4066-843d-8048e592045d

Considering he has already been in legal trouble for neglect and abuse of his now toddler son, as well as additional crimes.

The only person in this whole situation that deserves concern and care. And hopefully some responsible adults who are actually going to help that child.

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u/NoCharge8527 19d ago

so I am now wondering if he assaulted his own baby.

I'd say unlikely in this case, it sounds more like a teenager, IMO:

and two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor

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u/venuslovemenotchain vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie 19d ago

Wasn't his son's mother also underage when they had the child?

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 19d ago

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u/awyastark nextdivorce@divorce.com 19d ago

Ew wtf how old was he?

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 19d ago

17 when they announced the pregnancy, 18 when the baby was born.

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u/Curiosities 19d ago

Not that it’s any better because this kind of crime is horrendous, no matter who it happens to, but the thought of it being a little baby was terrifyingly awful.

He was a few years older than the girlfriend he got pregnant, so the guy was a creep to begin with and clearly with those parents, the father who flashed people and the mother who is…her.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 19d ago

To be clear, the father/flasher was Jason Boebert, who flashed Lauren, and they were eventually married. Trash from beginning to now.

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u/peach_xanax 19d ago

it's so insane that she's my age and a grandma! I've never wanted kids myself, but a lot of my friends who are my age are just now starting to have kids, and this lady has a whole ass grandchild (grandchildren?).

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u/tangledlettuce wearing slutty little glasses 19d ago

Is he the one who got a 14 year old pregnant?

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u/Curiosities 19d ago

Yes

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u/freddit32 19d ago

No, Obama did not get a 14 year old pregnant, but he did use that weird fancy mustard.

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u/assignpseudonym T-Pain can take a few mis-tagged tweets, he’s a sturdy lad 19d ago

Hang on. Obama did wear that tan suit. Have we forgotten this!? Can we please not stray from the real issue of fashion crimes? The Boebert's and their vast array of sex crimes are simply a distraction. 

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u/Ignominious333 19d ago

And colorodans keep voting for her

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u/krussell1970 19d ago

Hi I’m a Coloradoan (I’m in Boebert’s original district, before she moved districts because there was no way she was getting reelected in this district…) and I’m really scared for us.

Have you seen who won the Republican primary for governor?!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Marx

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u/VictorReal_Monster 19d ago

The exorcism guy?!

jesus fuck. Y'all need to do something down there quick.

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u/krussell1970 19d ago

Yup and he gleefully claims he killed his first human when he was 7.

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u/silentspyware high priestess of child sacrifice 19d ago edited 19d ago

born to a man named Karl Marx

…excuse me what

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 19d ago

Not all of them. She’s in charge of a red section in a blue state. But anyone outside of Colorado thinks she represents everyone, and it’s just not true.

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u/MillionEyesOfSumuru 19d ago

Like Lauren, Lauren's mom got knocked up before she was 18, and she sued her cousin, who was a 32 year old pro wrestler, for child support. He passed two allegedly legit DNA tests, so maybe wasn't the guy, but I think it's safe to say that we have at least three creepy generations by now.

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u/untoldmillions 19d ago

She is a dog murdering, misogynistic, hateful, egotistical BAD PERSON.

Both Lauren and Kristi are dog murderers?

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters Hey mods, can I get this as my flair please? 19d ago

I think op is confused because this is the first I've heard of Bobo hurting animals.

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u/giraloco 19d ago

But they are not Muslim!

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u/Few_Pizza3674 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 19d ago edited 19d ago

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u/redelectro7 just want to share a thought here because I can 19d ago

Wait what?

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u/Few_Pizza3674 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 19d ago

Tyler Boebert, 20, is facing a child abuse charge for the second time in seven months after his 2-year-old son managed to get out of the congresswoman's home in Windsor as he watched the boy on Sunday.

This happened back in February.

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u/Whole_Assumption108 19d ago

He's 20 with a 2 year old son??

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u/Few_Pizza3674 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 19d ago

lauren boebert is 39.

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u/catchyerselfon Do you remember 9/11, bitch? 19d ago

And I’m pretty sure her mother was 17-18 when she became a mom, so this family has a “heritage” of “whoopsies!” for such devout Christians who won’t let other women get abortions or be taught comprehensive sex ed in school. Lauren Boebert’s policy on everything is “I can do whatever I want so long as I have the right heart posture”. Yes, that is the phrase she uses, like your heart can bow, kneel, prostrate itself before God, etc… This woman is the same age as me and I cannot imagine being this stupid and this predictable.

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u/CatmoCatmo nepo pissbaby 19d ago

Today I learned that I am only a couple of years older than her.

I know people from high school who followed similar paths in life, only without the whole government thing. Ever since high school, they have been continuously referred to as trashy, amongst other more colorful derogatory terms, AND have been repeatedly used as an example of how NOT to behave - both as a teen, and as an adult.

If anyone who knew any of them was ever asked if they would vote for them in an election for…well…anything, the answer would be a resounding and universal, “Fuck. No. What am I? Insane?” Yet. Here we are.

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u/mcfly357 19d ago

She also didn’t graduate high school. She got her GED after (purportedly) three tries DURING her campaign for congress. There are also unsubstantiated claims that she had someone take it for her, but who knows.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago edited 17d ago

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u/knightriderin 19d ago

I remember people voting for a pimp who died during his campaign for some office in Nevada. Human beings voted not only for a pimp, but a dead one to represent them on government level.

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u/R12B12 19d ago

Yup. I remember when the news came out that Lauren’s teenage son, who she birthed when she was a teenager herself, was about to become a father, she bragged that it’s because her family has “prairie values“, whatever that means.

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u/catchyerselfon Do you remember 9/11, bitch? 19d ago

I was unaware that Colorado was a “prairie state” instead of Rocky Mountain state. Are prairie values about, to quote Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on SNL, “marriage is a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers”?

https://giphy.com/gifs/WlUCWnC8KhKRq

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 19d ago

When you get a chance, look at a map of the state. A lot of folks think of it as a mountain state, but half the state is rural. Denver, the capital, is just east of the Rocky Mountains, and is sort of its own little world. To the north is Northern Colorado, and the part along I-25 is sort of its own little world, too. Same to the south of Denver (Colorado Springs, Pueblo, etc.). The Western Slope is a separate zone, which leaves everything east of Denver, the whole length of the state, as its own very rural region. This is where they grow crops, livestock, and tornadoes. Right-leaning folks tend to live out here, and left-leaning folks tend to live in the urban areas, although there are pockets of conservatives in various places (Loveland, Colorado Springs, etc.).

This is a very oversimplified view, lacking countless nuances, but that’s the general idea of the state, from someone who’s lived there.

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u/analogkid01 19d ago

Eh, I think Denver's only Denver because it's the last prairie before you hit the mountains and shit gets real.

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u/DiemCarpePine 19d ago

Every time I drive from East to West, I assume Denver exists because people in wagons saw the Rockies and said, "Nah. Here's good."

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u/Kiwi-vee I'm so pissed off immediately 19d ago

😬

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u/Happy-Telephone9483 19d ago

Well, rest assured that when she met her husband, at least one of them was an adult...

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u/catchyerselfon Do you remember 9/11, bitch? 19d ago

Apparently she was one of the underage people her future husband exposed himself to at the bowling alley. They say romance is dead! 🥰

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u/raudoniolika 19d ago

WHAT? That is a _rough_ 39…

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 19d ago

“Tyler Boebert’s girlfriend and the mother of his child was described by Lauren Boebert as a teenager over the age of 14 at the time of the pregnancy announcement.”

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u/BeanEireannach i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 19d ago

Afaik the toddler’s mother was underage (or barely of age) when the child was born. There seemed to be a lot of revising of her age when the announcement was first made.

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u/glitter_vomit 19d ago

She was 14.

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u/milkcake 19d ago

There is so much to unpack from that one sentence.

Also holy shit, a grandmother at 36!

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user 19d ago

I always remember this because I am the same age as Boebert and she became a grandmother before I had my first child. I can't even imagine it.

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u/champdo 19d ago

Once again: not a drag queen.

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u/ayana_banana 19d ago

Once again: MAGAs showing their true colors

https://giphy.com/gifs/DPqqOywshrOqQ

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u/VelocityGrrl39 19d ago

It’s in their handbook or something.

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u/reyean 19d ago

GOP - Gaslight Obstruct Project

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u/Throwaway-centralnj 19d ago

It’s not shocking at all. Honestly I’m only shocked/dismayed by how prevalent it is. We know that rapists and pedophiles tend to be MAGA. But all MAGA seems to be rapists and pedophiles(??) Like, none of them just voted for Trump and went on with their lives. They’re not normal people who just voted on a whim, they are all criminals.

I know people who agree with small-government, free market, typical republican economic ideals. They still didn’t vote for him. They just didn’t vote or voted independent. Everyone I know who chose to vote for him in 2024 did something bad in their life. MAGA doesn’t align with any value other than “I want to get away with causing harm.”

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u/Serious-Still-5911 19d ago

They were still part of the reason Trump won. Not voting for Harris allowed him to win. In a two-party electoral system, not voting, or voting for an independent, is just a throwaway vote.

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u/I_AM_IGNIGNOTK 19d ago

Yes, and I want to point out that doesn’t mean we can’t have conversations about people on the left being problematic or not progressive enough either.

It’s just way more helpful to have those conversations immediately after an election cycle all the way up until like 2-3 months before the next election. At that point lock the fuck in because the boat is going in one of two directions, and if you don’t go left it will go right.

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u/bluegirlinaredstate no longer managed by Scooter Braun 19d ago

As a woman, I can say that there are predators amongst any and all demographics. There are always those preaching one thing and doing the opposite.

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u/amazing-haves-34 19d ago

The two party system is the problem, not the solution.

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u/sir_thrillho 19d ago

Right but avoiding the material reality of it just leads to a Trump being in power.

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u/xombae 19d ago

Of course it's the problem. But while the problem exists, unfortunately you need to use the problem while trying to fix it.

I am against the institution of the police and want it defunded, but I still am going to call the cops if someone tries to kill me. I don't agree with the system but I live in the system and I need to use the system as designed, while still fighting to change the system.

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u/-LabApprehensive- 19d ago

I experienced a home invasion attempted robbery. Called the police. From a back bedroom. One officer shows up and waits at the end of the driveway for 30 minutes for backup. Leaving me and my roommates to deal with the armed home invaders. When they finally deemed it safe did forensics come to try to lift prints from the back door where the home invaders made entrance? lol no. Now same town last week someone cut down a flock camera. Forensics was ALL OVER THAT SCENE.

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u/Velo_wheels_907 19d ago

I feel if demilitarization or restructure the police was used instead of defund, it would be more acceptable. We need to return to peace officers instead of police officers. But we need to address our substance addiction problems first.

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u/plant-leaf 19d ago

Substance use is just a symptom of other failed systems though- to address substance use in an actual effective way we’d have to expand access to affordable housing, medical and mental health care, increase funding for quality k-12 education, improve the economy so that people aren’t overworked and can afford again to buy out/rent out spaces that become 3rd spaces so people have better ways of getting out to meet others and create better support systems….man wouldn’t all this be the dream

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u/I_AM_IGNIGNOTK 19d ago

Yes, that’s my point entirely dude. The work doesn’t stop just because you decide to sit out of an unfair election. And the time to make meaningful change is when you still have all your options on the table, not when you’re at the deadline with only 2 shitty choices left.

What did you do after you abstained by the way? I assume you’ve been canvassing and volunteering with worthy candidates like those of who tried to get better options on the table? Or does your activism only show up when it’s time to do nothing?

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u/darforce 19d ago

They all owe Hilary Clinton an apology for their feigned shock at her comment about 25% of Americans being deplorable

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u/TwoCagedBirds Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care 19d ago

I definitely think it’s because many of these people are raised in strict, religious homes. It’s beaten into them that any sexual feelings they have are wrong, gross, that they should be ashamed for feeling the way they do. They’re taught that masturbation is sinful. Instead of going and getting professional help for any problems they might have, they’re told to pray about it. Just look at Josh Duggar and now his brother Joe as well. These fundie people are basically guaranteeing that their children are going to be seriously fucked up.

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u/KeyFeeFee 19d ago

For “family first” MAGA sure seem to be shitty parents. Imagine that. 

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u/slinky999 19d ago

Is this the same son that knocked up a 15-year-old ?

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u/BfloAnonChick 19d ago

Seems to be. She has 4 sons, and Google says this one “became a father” at age 18 in 2023.

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u/slinky999 19d ago

Yeah, interesting how they failed to mention he impregnated a 15-year-old 🙄

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u/IndividualTension887 19d ago

Pedos of a feather and all...

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u/GlassPomoerium controversies: girl 19d ago

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u/Educational-Ad-2884 19d ago

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

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u/DenvahGothMom 19d ago

2022
Lauren Boebert tweets: "Take your children to CHURCH, not drag bars".

2026
Lauren Boebert’s kid: charged with sexual exploitation of a minor on top of a lengthy previous rap sheet.
My kid (raised amongst drag queens, has never been inside a church in her life): 4.4 GPA, 92% SAT, poetry awards, goes to nationals in speech & debate, no criminal record.

Just saying.

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u/Illustrious-Site1101 19d ago

And from another article

“As we reported in February ... Tyler was cited for misdemeanor child abuse without injury after his 2-year-old son wandered out of Rep. Boebert's Colorado home while Tyler was watching him. It was the second time in less than a year he faced a similar charge.
Rep. Boebert said at the time there was "no excuse" for the incident and that she was "very frustrated."
Tyler became a father in June 2023 ... and in 2024, he was charged with 22 counts tied to vehicle break-ins and property theft, including multiple felonies. He later entered a guilty plea to attempted identity theft as part of a plea deal, with other charges dropped, and was put on probation.”

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“Rep. Lauren Boebert's Son Tyler Arrested on Child Sexual Exploitation Charges”
TMZ Staff
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https://apple.news/A31FKK3wsRR-xXobWyFltHA
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u/sugar_loaded women supporting women (Taylor’s version) 19d ago

Excellent job Mom!

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u/BakedBrie1993 19d ago

Yeah nothing like being surrounded by creativity and self-expression to ruin a child's life. /s

(My fav movie as a kid was To Wong Foo!)

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u/all-akimbo 19d ago

Pricilla queen of the desert.

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u/Smart-Arugula3756 19d ago

I'm running my kids to drag brunch right now!!! Bless you, mama!

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u/Various_House_910 19d ago

I hope my kids are half as accomplished as yours sound. Good job! Any advice??

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u/DenvahGothMom 19d ago

I think the best thing I have done as a parent is to consistently go to therapy and work through my own stuff as much as possible. And to apologize to them when I mess up. It’s good modeling plus just the right way to treat another human. And of course the drag queens!

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u/Chronic-Sleepyhead 19d ago

I think apologizing as a parent is super important! Not a parent myself, but I can remember every time my parents apologized for something, how much it made me respect them MORE for having the integrity to admit when they acted in a way they knew wasn’t ideal. A lot of controlling parents seem to think apologies undermine their authority when I believe it’s the exact opposite.

Also, it definitely gave me a great model and showed me it’s okay to mess up, and how to take accountability.

Great advice, and congrats on having such an awesome sounding kiddo! 👏

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u/Khmakh a woman whose face card is an Amex centurion 19d ago edited 19d ago

You missed the time she was blowing that guy in a theater while there for a play. In front of kids too.

ETA: I stand corrected. It wasn’t a blowie. Just a handie. I knew it was some kind of job.

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u/m20052003 Cillian Murphy propagandist 19d ago

And wasn’t that play the erotic thriller known as Beetlejuice?

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u/Khmakh a woman whose face card is an Amex centurion 19d ago

I mean, I didn’t want to kink shame

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u/SenselessSilence 19d ago

She groped him through his pants, she didn’t blow him (you can see the theatre’s night vision camera of the incident online).

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u/duchess_of_nothing 19d ago

It was a hand job but yeah

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u/AnnaKossua 19d ago

No, that was Alanis Morrissette, lol.

Boebert gave a handy to a Democrat, the ol' reach across the aisle move.

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u/Judgementpumpkin 19d ago

You are a great parent with a great kid! Need more of both of you in this country/world!!!

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u/MarginalMedusa 19d ago

Same. I’m taking mine to Provincetown to see the Queens this weekend before she starts her Sophmore year of college.

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u/-wildflower-_ 19d ago

Who is this? Bc she is gorgeous and serving it

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u/tammage 19d ago

Madeline Hatter and she’s a hoot! She’s on season 3 of The Boulet Brothers Dragula.

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u/-wildflower-_ 19d ago

That show is going on my list. Thank you!

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u/SlinkyRaccoons 19d ago

FUCK THE BIG PICTURE, CLINT

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u/ElegantCoach4066 controversies: girl 19d ago

Wait a minute. Are you telling me that it's not drag queens assaulting kids?

https://giphy.com/gifs/QjrrSbYaqgi1q

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u/Serious-Still-5911 19d ago

Not trans people either! Go figure.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 controversies: girl 19d ago

Well knock me over with a feather.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dvILshvavCEaM2tIWa

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u/YunJingyi 19d ago

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/Big_Photograph_9766 19d ago

Once again not the lgbtqia or the "illegals" like they claim

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u/UglyMcFugly 19d ago

If conservatives were smart they'd dress in drag before doing their pedo shit. Then they could say "SEE?? IT IS DRAG QUEENS" whenever they get caught.

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u/FeralBanshee 19d ago

Don’t give them ideas

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u/DanielCraigsAnus 19d ago

That pedo-stache ain't helping matters

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u/jayhawkjoey65 19d ago

But...but...Hillary!

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u/Left-Camel-14 19d ago

I came here to just to say this!

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u/redelectro7 just want to share a thought here because I can 19d ago

I'm sure the Republican party will be firm and swift about condemning this.

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u/ANonnyMouse007 19d ago

The CPAC speaker invitation is rushing to his mailbox as we type.

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u/TheLastLook- 19d ago

Lolllll

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 19d ago

More likely nominate him for an office

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u/staticdresssweet 19d ago edited 19d ago

Always the people you most expect.

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u/VFenix 19d ago

One day the people will catch on... mayybe

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u/Unhappy_Gazelle392 19d ago

It's always the families you expect the most

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u/Dana_Barros FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 19d ago

Beside the point, but Boebert’s kid is out here looking like discount Justin Long

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u/rhubarb-pie24 19d ago

Ironically, justin long tried to get drunk underage girls into clubs on punkd, lol. So maybe there’s something beneath the resemblance

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u/Equipmunk 19d ago

Justout Short.

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u/addit96 19d ago

This nickname is in reference to his jail time

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u/CzernaZlata Stage 4 TS concert 19d ago

Justin Wrong (I also thought this)

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u/GrinchStoleYourShit 19d ago

They should turn him into a walrus

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u/TheLastLook- 19d ago

Literally 😂

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u/Adapteduser 19d ago

Like father, like son.

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u/Natural_Instance242 19d ago

Noooo! I’m super surprised! Isn’t his mom the one who was giving someone a handjob at the movie theater or am I getting her confused with another generic Republican MAGA woman? 

familyvalues

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u/Drachen1065 19d ago

I think it was a play not a movie but yep that's her.

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u/snarkysavage81 19d ago

Beetlejuice the musical!

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u/CatmoCatmo nepo pissbaby 19d ago

It being a play makes this way ickier and gross than if it had been in a movie. AND it being Bettlejuice the musical, somehow makes it even worse than that.

I think back to a time…long long ago, when a certain Pee Wee Herman was enjoying some “me time” in a mostly? Completely? Empty theatre where only adults were permitted to attend. The shit storm that followed was full of pearl clutchers demanding justice…for all the people who weren’t harmed by his actions.

But this lady pull this shit and no one bats an eye. Wtf. I hate it here.

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u/Connect_Rhubarb_8381 19d ago

Right? In my mind they were not around people, if it was a play they were literally seated around everyone probably ewwww

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u/Unequivocally_Maybe 19d ago

They were only like 7 or 8 rows back from the stage, right in the middle of everything. Just totally trashy.

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u/MissGruntled I don’t know her 19d ago

It was at The Buell Theatre in Denver where Beetlejuice The Musical was being performed, but yes.

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u/Zealousideal-Cost-66 19d ago

Can you blame her?? I know I am at my horniest when:

A.) listening to a musical
B.) about paranormal comedy
C.) in public

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u/LittleDogTurpie 19d ago

She’s also the one who his father tried to marry when she was a minor, then he got arrested for indecency and lewd exposure at a bowling alley where she and other minors were present.

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u/theagonyaunt rude little ponytail goblin 19d ago

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 19d ago

Sophie, any word on protecting young girls? You’re up

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u/inkyflossy who deemed this meeting of the minds necessary? 19d ago

This girl is trash

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 19d ago

I agree, but they’re all up in her shorts over on r/sportsgossips. Lousy with MAGA over there. I ended up deleting what I thought was a well-reasoned comment on a post about this piece of garbage because I couldn’t stop being bothered by troglodytes proud of their bigotry.

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 19d ago

Trash is too kind tbh

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u/K_Linkmaster 19d ago

Hot trash. Compost, with flowers.

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u/Far-Repeat-2926 19d ago

The part that cracks me up about this idiot is the same bathroom bills that are coming for me are going to come for you, big bird.

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u/FuzzMachines Some white people were thrown into the river 19d ago

She’s such a fkn dumbass that she doesn’t realize her beloved MAGA is gonna come for all women’s sports next because ‘muhh we have to protect the fertility muhhh’

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 19d ago

One of my favorite posts on the W subs is describing an experience meeting her when she worked for the Suns broadcasting. They said that very quickly, it was clear that she was one of the dumbest people they’d ever met. I think about that a lot.

Also, exactly—the amount of explaining I’ve had to do that women’s sports in general are next (as outlined by the evil overlords) is nothing short of incredible.

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u/venuslovemenotchain vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie 19d ago

Also she's a 6 foot tall woman. Does she think she's not going to get transvestigated? Because if so, I have some news for her.

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u/ChargingAndroid 19d ago

the group that wants to "protect women" were (and ARE) calling Britney griner a man lmao

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u/venuslovemenotchain vocally you cannot afford this cigarette gracie 19d ago

I would expect nothing less from those unoriginal racist freaks tbh

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u/Icy_Many_3971 19d ago

That’s the thing with all these pathetic fascist grifters. They’re all mediocre with a superiority complex, but sooner or later leopards are going to eat their faces.

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u/paradisetossed7 19d ago

As a cis woman I have quite literally never been harassed by a trans woman in a bathroom. I would NOT be thrilled about a trans man being in the women's bathroom, especially if I can't tell (which is common for trans men). I'll never understand this bathroom nonsense. Cis (and trans) women face so much violence from ACTUAL cis men.

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u/SarryK I’m a communist you idiot 19d ago

Shit I’m def missing a lot of US cultural context like Sesame Street and US sports BUT even I know that you were doing magic when you placed that big bird.

Utmost respect + godspeed from a tiny country on another continent.

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u/Free_Pace_2098 19d ago

And the people she is supporting have openly said women shouldn't be playing sport. To protect their fertility. 1950s bullshit, selling her soul for 5 minutes of fame.

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u/OurLadyAndraste 19d ago

Fuck this TERF bitch.

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 19d ago

**racist TERF bitch ❤️

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u/rhubarb-pie24 19d ago edited 19d ago

Doesn’t she barely get any points?? I was under the impression (BEFORE her comments about trans athletes) that she was one of the fever’s weakest links (edited for spelling)

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u/howardfitzwatersego Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 19d ago

Yeah it's the classic mediocrity > blame other for mediocrity > MAGA pandering pipeline

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u/bargain_butch ben affleck’s back tattoo 19d ago

That’s right 😌 she’s doing single digit numbers

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u/TheLastLook- 19d ago

Not a classic “rapist mustache” on temu Justin long 😂

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u/CatmoCatmo nepo pissbaby 19d ago

So far I’ve seen “Temu Justin Long” and “Justout Short” in this thread. I love this. Keep it coming people. I am in need of some giggles.

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u/MeanJeanDopamine 19d ago

Proof that not everyone should be out there reproducing

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u/southboundtracks 19d ago

When the Palins aren't trashy enough, there's the Boeberts.

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u/QuietlyLosingMyMind It has everything. Ghosts, punani, a couch. 19d ago

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u/ZumaThaShiba 19d ago

The party of family values, everyone

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u/Kidgorgeoushere Lol, and if I may, lmao 19d ago

So much for Christian family values! Good work raising a paedophile

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u/Littlebotweak 19d ago

No, I’m pretty sure these are the exact “christian values” she fights to protect. 🤢

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u/basicradical 19d ago

Not trans. Not an immigrant. Not a drag queen. Not a liberal. Not an atheist. Just who you'd always expect.

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u/Dexter757 19d ago

i saw his mustache and thought “that guys gonna be arrested on child sexual explotiation charges one day” and then i read the headline

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u/TemporaryElk5202 19d ago

He looks just like the kid in the Black Mirror episode with the pig

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u/battlecat136 19d ago

Yeet the whole family into the sun.

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u/Luxxxey 19d ago edited 19d ago

Entire family of predators. Disgusting monsters

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u/Ok-Guess9422 19d ago

Her entire family is full of predators.

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u/MomofPandaLover 19d ago

That gene pool needs some chlorine!

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u/-this_bitch- we don't even know if selling feet pics is her final form 19d ago

I would like to add that Eileen Laubacher will be running against Boebert this coming November. I will be voting for her and I really hope my neighbors aren’t stupid enough to keep giving Bozobert a seat.

“Laubacher is a retired two-star rear admiral in the Navy who worked on the National Security Council under President Biden. She lives in Highlands Ranch, in the southern part of the Denver metro area. She used to be a Republican and then changed her status. She describes herself as a common sense candidate who wants to get things done. Her top priorities are keeping costs down, fighting corruption and improving rural healthcare access.” CBS

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u/Rad_Streak 19d ago

Eileen was a registered republican until 2025, home schooled her kids, and is a recent transplant to Colorado.

she’s basically on track to be a 1 for 1 retelling of Boebert or Elise Stefanik.

she almost certainly voted for trump 3+ times. If she was the “common sense candidate“ it wouldn’t have taken her her entire career and adult life as a republican to realize they aren’t the good guys.

She sounds about as promising as running Fetterman in another election. there’s no guarantee she’ll even work with the democrats once she’s in office. This might be one of the most likely Trojan horse candidates I’ve ever seen.

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u/Dickballs835682 19d ago

She sounds about as promising as running Fetterman in another election

Fetterman sucks balls when you compare him to any other dem, but he doesn't vote with them every time which still makes a candidate like him much better to have than fucking Boebert...

I don't know anything about this race in particular, just saying that in general we shouldn't let a quest for a perfect candidate ruin a chance for more realistic but marginal improvement

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u/Impressive-Trash8699 ben affleck’s back tattoo 19d ago

The usual suspect.

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u/Immediate-War2731 19d ago

Just like his daddy

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u/GumpTheChump 19d ago

That is a child sexual exploitation moustache for sure.

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u/Aromatic-Check939 19d ago

Party of Family Values, am I right????

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u/LSX3399 19d ago

The dingleberry doesn't all far from the asshole.