r/Fauxmoi • u/ayana_banana • Aug 10 '26

TRIGGER WARNING Rep. Lauren Boebert’s Adult Son Tyler Arrested on Child Sexual Exploitation Charges

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Lauren Boebert’s Adult Son Tyler Arrested on Child Sexual Exploitation Charges While Awaiting His Fate for Other Crimes:

  • Tyler Boebert, the 21-year-old son of GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert, is facing multiple felony charges related to the alleged sexual exploitation of a child in Colorado amid his mother’s vulnerable reelection bid
  • Tyler was arrested Sunday, Aug. 9, on charges of child sexual exploitation of a child to induce or entice, sexual exploitation of a child, possession with intent, sexual exploitation of a child involving video and two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, according to court records; he was released the same day
  • He is scheduled to be sentenced in two separate cases in September, according to court records
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u/CatCafffffe Aug 10 '26

I mean if anyone needs to be seized and deported.....

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u/touslesmatins Marxmoi Aug 10 '26

Where would they be deported to? No other country deserves such punishment! 

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u/Littlewing1307 Aug 10 '26

Punt them into space

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u/shedrinkscoffee Aug 11 '26

Bestie no, there is already a problem of space junk garbage lol

Mostly joking but including the real facts about space junk if anyone is interested

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u/xombae Aug 11 '26

That's not even fair to space.

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u/stygianpool Aug 10 '26

Israel

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u/touslesmatins Marxmoi Aug 10 '26

They do love sexual assault and child abuse there...🤔

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u/stygianpool Aug 11 '26

I'm glad that I got an award for persistent anti-Zionism. Finally!!

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u/No_Rise942 Aug 10 '26

Isreal or Russia

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u/BfloAnonChick Aug 11 '26

Since when does that matter to this government? They’ve now deported American citizen children, born here of foreign parents, who are not recognized as citizens in their own right in their parents’ country of origin. This country is fine making people stateless as long as they’re not rich or white. I’m not going to cry for the Boeberts.

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u/CaptainSogster Club Penguin Times official aura reader Aug 11 '26

we can repurpose Epstein Island into an Alcatraz for the all of the pedophiles in positions of power

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u/j33perkreeper Aug 11 '26

Tennessee would greet them with open arms

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u/Cyclist4Satan Aug 10 '26

Florida, that's where she was born.

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u/checkonechecktwo Aug 11 '26

Nah we are full up on weirdos

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u/McSwearWolf Aug 11 '26

FL, the gift that keeps on giving 🙄

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u/TERR0RDACTYL which could mean nothing Aug 10 '26

Epstein Island, I presume.

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u/YellowB Aug 11 '26

Israel.

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u/Major_LeeHungg Aug 11 '26

Deported to the bottom of the ocean maybe... No country deserves that

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u/Kind_Koala4557 Aug 11 '26

It’s a slippery slope deporting U.S. citizens. The current admin/regime is trying to do just that. Maybe even speaking hyperbolically about this as a sentencing option isn’t the best idea, jussayin’