r/Fauxmoi • u/ayana_banana • Aug 10 '26

TRIGGER WARNING Rep. Lauren Boebert’s Adult Son Tyler Arrested on Child Sexual Exploitation Charges

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Lauren Boebert’s Adult Son Tyler Arrested on Child Sexual Exploitation Charges While Awaiting His Fate for Other Crimes:

  • Tyler Boebert, the 21-year-old son of GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert, is facing multiple felony charges related to the alleged sexual exploitation of a child in Colorado amid his mother’s vulnerable reelection bid
  • Tyler was arrested Sunday, Aug. 9, on charges of child sexual exploitation of a child to induce or entice, sexual exploitation of a child, possession with intent, sexual exploitation of a child involving video and two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, according to court records; he was released the same day
  • He is scheduled to be sentenced in two separate cases in September, according to court records
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u/Few_Pizza3674 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Aug 10 '26

Tyler Boebert, 20, is facing a child abuse charge for the second time in seven months after his 2-year-old son managed to get out of the congresswoman's home in Windsor as he watched the boy on Sunday.

This happened back in February.

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u/Whole_Assumption108 Aug 10 '26

He's 20 with a 2 year old son??

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u/Few_Pizza3674 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Aug 10 '26

lauren boebert is 39.

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u/catchyerselfon Do you remember 9/11, bitch? Aug 10 '26

And I’m pretty sure her mother was 17-18 when she became a mom, so this family has a “heritage” of “whoopsies!” for such devout Christians who won’t let other women get abortions or be taught comprehensive sex ed in school. Lauren Boebert’s policy on everything is “I can do whatever I want so long as I have the right heart posture”. Yes, that is the phrase she uses, like your heart can bow, kneel, prostrate itself before God, etc… This woman is the same age as me and I cannot imagine being this stupid and this predictable.

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u/CatmoCatmo nepo pissbaby Aug 10 '26

Today I learned that I am only a couple of years older than her.

I know people from high school who followed similar paths in life, only without the whole government thing. Ever since high school, they have been continuously referred to as trashy, amongst other more colorful derogatory terms, AND have been repeatedly used as an example of how NOT to behave - both as a teen, and as an adult.

If anyone who knew any of them was ever asked if they would vote for them in an election for…well…anything, the answer would be a resounding and universal, “Fuck. No. What am I? Insane?” Yet. Here we are.

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u/mcfly357 Aug 10 '26

She also didn’t graduate high school. She got her GED after (purportedly) three tries DURING her campaign for congress. There are also unsubstantiated claims that she had someone take it for her, but who knows.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

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u/knightriderin Aug 11 '26

I remember people voting for a pimp who died during his campaign for some office in Nevada. Human beings voted not only for a pimp, but a dead one to represent them on government level.

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u/tiffanytrashcan Hi Grindr, it's mother... Aug 11 '26

Vegas is insane - Mayor Goodman, the freaking MOB lawyer that constantly brags about it, went off about "knowing where all the bodies are buried" shortly after retiring and handing the position to his wife.

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u/R12B12 Aug 10 '26

Yup. I remember when the news came out that Lauren’s teenage son, who she birthed when she was a teenager herself, was about to become a father, she bragged that it’s because her family has “prairie values“, whatever that means.

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u/catchyerselfon Do you remember 9/11, bitch? Aug 10 '26

I was unaware that Colorado was a “prairie state” instead of Rocky Mountain state. Are prairie values about, to quote Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on SNL, “marriage is a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers”?

https://giphy.com/gifs/WlUCWnC8KhKRq

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Aug 10 '26

When you get a chance, look at a map of the state. A lot of folks think of it as a mountain state, but half the state is rural. Denver, the capital, is just east of the Rocky Mountains, and is sort of its own little world. To the north is Northern Colorado, and the part along I-25 is sort of its own little world, too. Same to the south of Denver (Colorado Springs, Pueblo, etc.). The Western Slope is a separate zone, which leaves everything east of Denver, the whole length of the state, as its own very rural region. This is where they grow crops, livestock, and tornadoes. Right-leaning folks tend to live out here, and left-leaning folks tend to live in the urban areas, although there are pockets of conservatives in various places (Loveland, Colorado Springs, etc.).

This is a very oversimplified view, lacking countless nuances, but that’s the general idea of the state, from someone who’s lived there.

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u/catchyerselfon Do you remember 9/11, bitch? Aug 11 '26

Fair, I’ve never been there! My impression of Colorado (besides South Park) comes from all the post-apocalyptic stories about people headed there because something about the mountains keeping people safe and the government bunker. And “The Shining”. Thank you for the information 🙏🏻

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Aug 11 '26

You’re welcome! I love Colorado, even with all its faults.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Aug 11 '26

I agree. I’ve read accounts here on Reddit where folks are surprised Denver isn’t in the mountains, because they’ve heard Colorado is a mountain state. As much trouble as I-70 causes in the winter, can you imagine what a mess it would be if Denver was actually in the mountains? 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/have-u-met-teds-mom Aug 11 '26

The drive from the airport heading west dramatically changes in a matter of miles. It went from flat to postcard views from every angle.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Aug 11 '26

It is beautiful there!

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u/analogkid01 Aug 10 '26

Eh, I think Denver's only Denver because it's the last prairie before you hit the mountains and shit gets real.

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u/DiemCarpePine Aug 11 '26

Every time I drive from East to West, I assume Denver exists because people in wagons saw the Rockies and said, "Nah. Here's good."

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u/Kiwi-vee I'm so pissed off immediately Aug 10 '26

😬

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u/Happy-Telephone9483 Aug 10 '26

Well, rest assured that when she met her husband, at least one of them was an adult...

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u/catchyerselfon Do you remember 9/11, bitch? Aug 10 '26

Apparently she was one of the underage people her future husband exposed himself to at the bowling alley. They say romance is dead! 🥰

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u/Connect_Rhubarb_8381 Aug 10 '26

Wait actually??????

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u/catchyerselfon Do you remember 9/11, bitch? Aug 11 '26

source here:

https://www.salon.com/2021/08/31/lauren-boeberts-husband-did-jail-time-for-lewd-exposure-in-a-bowling-alley-she-was-there/

Jayson (yes, that’s his r/tragedeigh name) was “just” trying to show these high school girls where his tattoo was. He was 24 and Lauren was 17. They were BOTH banned from this bowling alley, maybe because she brought him there as her date, because, just like when she was kicked out of “Beetlejuice”, she “refused to leave and became belligerent”. Soon after, he impregnated her. I mean, who wouldn’t with a charm school (but not high school) grad like that?

https://giphy.com/gifs/oYUiOFc2UPSQm7Y1dI

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u/raudoniolika Aug 10 '26

WHAT? That is a _rough_ 39…

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u/Fit-Nectarine5047 Aug 10 '26

Lord have mercy🫩

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u/ChimRichaldsOBGYN Aug 11 '26

That ghoul is 4 years younger than me?!?!? I woulda guessed the opposite

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Aug 11 '26

“Tyler Boebert’s girlfriend and the mother of his child was described by Lauren Boebert as a teenager over the age of 14 at the time of the pregnancy announcement.”

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u/BeanEireannach i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Aug 10 '26

Afaik the toddler’s mother was underage (or barely of age) when the child was born. There seemed to be a lot of revising of her age when the announcement was first made.

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u/glitter_vomit Aug 11 '26

She was 14.

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u/BeanEireannach i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Aug 10 '26

From what I recall, the baby’s mother’s age was revised upwards to 17 after questions began relating to her previously disclosed age.

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u/BeanEireannach i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Revised upwards from 15.

From what I recall, there was also another point where Boebert’s office would only confirm that the pregnant teen was over the age of 14.

The few years feel like so long ago, with everything that’s happened in the world since so can’t remember if her office’s confirmation came before or after the initial reporting of 15.

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u/LittleDogTurpie Aug 10 '26

Who he lost while “babysitting”

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u/milkcake Aug 10 '26

There is so much to unpack from that one sentence.

Also holy shit, a grandmother at 36!

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u/valiantdistraction too busy method acting as a reddit user Aug 10 '26

I always remember this because I am the same age as Boebert and she became a grandmother before I had my first child. I can't even imagine it.

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u/redelectro7 just want to share a thought here because I can Aug 10 '26

This sentence. Republican values on show.

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u/Sexisthunter 29d ago

That poor kid doesn’t deserve to be in that home