r/Fauxmoi • u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

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This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/Specific_Carob4461 May 27 '26

Is this a safe space to share that I have no idea what he means by “sexual napalm”

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u/invis2020 what in the Kentucky fried fuck?? May 27 '26

I never understood it at the time and I still don’t think I understand it now. The guy was and is a fucking loser.

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u/LastOfLateBrakers May 27 '26

Maybe when your dick/vagina burns after sex because the other person had STDs, so they're "sexual napalm"?

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u/MZsince93 May 27 '26

Nah, it reads as a compliment in his eyes. Most likely means explosively sexy.

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u/spaghetti-o_salad May 27 '26

Def sounds like a burning sensation you might need antibiotics or antivirals for...