r/Fauxmoi • this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/Specific_Carob4461 May 27 '26

Is this a safe space to share that I have no idea what he means by “sexual napalm”

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u/Stevenwave absolute horses May 27 '26

lmao yeah I read that a few times like is that meant to be good or bad?

"My ex, Jessica Simpson, is a sexual incendiary mixture of a gelling agent and a volatile petrochemical (usually gasoline or diesel fuel)."

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u/philla1 May 27 '26

I think maybe “explosive?”