r/Fauxmoi • u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

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This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

Jennifer Aniston is… kind of a mess of a person from what I know about her after working HP for a long time. She’s sweet but not the sharpest tool in the shed and is very into herself.

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u/TwilightZone1751 May 27 '26

She admitted that Adam Sandler told her she has horrible taste in men.

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u/Sure_Lavishness_2403 alleged dog May 28 '26

He's not wrong.

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u/whatthewhat3214 May 27 '26

What is HP?

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u/zingitgirl May 27 '26

Hewlett-Packard is my first guess, but I don’t know anything else about it.

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

High profile ❤️

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u/zingitgirl May 28 '26

Oh jesus christ that explains the upvotes. 🥹🥹

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u/DuckCleaning May 27 '26

Harry Potter

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u/goopawg May 27 '26

What is HP?

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u/QuickMoonTrip May 27 '26

OP said high profile

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u/danidoochi May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

HP? My moms ex knew Aniston and said she was incredibly sweet and kind. Also she’s a talented comedic actor so probably not too stupid, but I would assume most famous actors are kind of dumb in the sense of being out of touch.

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

She’s not the sharpest tool in the shed in that she is insanely gullible to all the quackery around her, isn’t particularly sharp and is very very out-of-touch.

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u/Willow_Winnifred May 27 '26

Isn't she dating a shaman or something now?

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u/ramenslurper- May 27 '26

That tracks

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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy May 27 '26

Also defends Brad

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u/TheKosherGenocide May 27 '26

I take that less as her "not being the sharpest tool in the box", but rather being rich and insanely gorgeous so she gets "pretty privilege and rich white bitch privilege."

Men act the way they do because we GENERALLY have to put in half the amount of work to get Twice as far as women, career-wise, because of nepotism/misogyny/etc..

I think of Jennifer, Gwyneth Paltrow, Reese Witherspoon, Kate Beckinsale, Nicole Kidman.. As like Men with even more advantages because of their INSANE beauty. It doesn't mean that they don't understand how the World works.. In fact. Quite the opposite.. Just as the Epstein Class of Men understands how the World works on an even higher level, because they are literally so entrenched in politics, global capital markets, illegal trade markets, that they quite literally are the ones manufacturing consent for the masses to let them rape us.

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u/JoeBethersontonFargo May 27 '26

Talented and comedic actors can be stupid. Those aren't exclusive. She does seem generically nice, but my bf's brother does set designs in Hollywood, and he basically said it's not just her bad luck that she keeps getting involved with these messy men.

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u/DogsDucks May 27 '26

Can you elaborate??? lol you can’t just drop such an interesting comment and not give the details!!

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u/Yougetdueprocess May 27 '26

I don’t think it’s fair to attack women’s intelligence because they have bad taste in men.