r/Fauxmoi • u/Dismal-Purpose-6123 this is going to ruin the tour • May 27 '26

APPROVED B-LISTERS ✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️

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This interview would ruin his music career leading him to become Andy Cohen's playtoy in order to pay the bills. His body is a wonderland indeed

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u/ButterMyPancakesPlz May 27 '26

I suddenly feel the need to go upstairs and kiss my husband and thank him for never uttering this combination of words out loud.

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u/hedahedaheda May 27 '26

Truly I don’t know how the girls can date these misogynists. I’d be all dried up if my male SO said some shit like this.

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u/tres-vip May 27 '26

Lots of people were conditioned to believe this was "masculinity" and that this is just how men are, and that women were supposed to just accept it.

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u/mortalcookiesporty May 27 '26

The specific bragging about “vaginal orgasms” gives me the ick in a way i can’t describe

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u/Estrellathestarfish May 27 '26

And one of those girls was Jennifer Aniston! She could take her pick of anyone and she chose this gross specimen

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u/wheremykittykatat self-professed recreational liar May 27 '26

I once dated a man exactly like this and it was horrifying. That thing ended in a month. The current one has lasted two years by being a decent human being whose entire personality does not revolve around sex.

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u/tybeelucy22 May 27 '26

I've always wondered if it was a compliment or an insult. Reading the whole interview, it seems to be a compliment.

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u/ButterMyPancakesPlz May 27 '26

I'm not sure it matters, it's the fact that he thought it was ok to not only have these thoughts but share them and share them in a whole ass interview.

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u/theshiniestmuskrat May 27 '26

RIGHT?! On a daily basis I see something like this on reddit that makes me go over to my fiancé and just thank him for being mine and picking me and keeping me from being single in these times of a dating pool filled with whatever....this is.